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Old Apr 20, 2008 | 11:32 PM
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Old Apr 20, 2008 | 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Theres no talking her out of it - end of the day its a golf so its not that bad + will get her the 2.0l one so its better then her pug 106
i dont know what engine howie had in his but he said it ate the petrol like a scoob does if not worse
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Old Apr 20, 2008 | 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i dont know what engine howie had in his but he said it ate the petrol like a scoob does if not worse
Ah well not fussed she doesnt do many miles
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Old Apr 20, 2008 | 11:34 PM
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oh my god its bloody yellow
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Old Apr 20, 2008 | 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
oh my god its bloody yellow
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Old Apr 20, 2008 | 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Ah well not fussed she doesnt do many miles
fair do's
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Old Apr 20, 2008 | 11:38 PM
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im driving my brothers c-max at the moment, its a 2litre diesel tittanium and its fecking lovely, big car thuogh,goes well as well
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Old Apr 20, 2008 | 11:43 PM
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Nice - whens your new one coming?
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Old Apr 20, 2008 | 11:50 PM
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be thursday or friday, just got to wait for the cheque to clear, i aint recieved my insurance cheque yet so ive got to move some money about a bit tomorrow. cant wait though, got to phone up and swap my insurance over tomorrow, ive paid up till december with km so i will be expecting some refund at least
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Old Apr 20, 2008 | 11:51 PM
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cool
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Old Apr 20, 2008 | 11:54 PM
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Some good prices PS3 games PS3 - TheGameCollection.net
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Old Apr 20, 2008 | 11:58 PM
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i need to use my ps3 more, i just dont get chance, im definatly getting gta though
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 12:04 AM
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**** ive lost my engineers drawing, it must be in work, or should i say, i hope its in work
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 12:05 AM
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oh bloody hell, i need that bugger as well, all ive got left to do is compile a report and then create a powerpoint, i aint enjoyed this year as its been really boring, nearly half way through anyway
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 12:08 AM
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right im off, night night people
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 12:13 AM
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Night m8
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
every 1000 citizens you can buy an improvement

go for banks first as they bump your money right up and go and search for people to trade with too
bugger, bought a school
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
bet he had a top night out, the strip joints are great here as well , did you know liverpool and london are the only 2 city's that allow birds to show there *****
feckin brill night I had to come home early though (about 12 ish as iI was bladdered) nothing to eat all day+shed loads of beer=bladdered.

£108 quid the taxi cost me to get home
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 08:35 AM
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morning all btw
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 12:00 PM
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003

£108 quid the taxi cost me to get home
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
feckin brill night I had to come home early though (about 12 ish as iI was bladdered) nothing to eat all day+shed loads of beer=bladdered.

£108 quid the taxi cost me to get home



I would of picked you up for £50
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 12:57 PM
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I told the taxi driver the place I lived Atherton and he didnt know so I said it was classed as manchester. So he took me to manchester before then dropping me off in Leigh (house keys were at my mates in warrington where I was supposed to be stopping, so the mrs decided to stop over at her parents house in Leigh)

Funny thing is, I fell asleep in the taxi, and when we got to manchester, I was woken by 2 cops

They asked me my name and I remember saying to them "I watch street wars are you going to do a persons check on me )

They did and it came back wrong address
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 01:13 PM
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 01:22 PM
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lost my bloomin stylus as well for my viewty phone
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 01:25 PM
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apparently as well in a strip joint in liverpool I was dragged up onto a stool but I said to the beaver that I didnt want no dance, so I got up and went back to the bar
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 01:26 PM
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gonna buy a nintendo wii on friday


want to get the mario kart pack. guy at work was playing it at the weekend and said it was awesome
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 01:26 PM
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morrisons chicken is calling me, may have a meal deal with wedges and garlic and herb dip
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
apparently as well in a strip joint in liverpool I was dragged up onto a stool but I said to the beaver that I didnt want no dance, so I got up and went back to the bar
Do you turn South African after a few beers Jay?

'No I don't want no dance'

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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
where is paulthejambo tonight
I was in Milnrow if you must know.
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