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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
thats great news m8
remember when she asks - "its a 4 door family car so I am not selling"
you should be saving for toys n stuff not spending money on that fookin car
- you know its coming m8 its only a matter of time 
should see the sticker i,ve got for the boot mate i,ll bring it to the next meet. i,ve decided to not tell her from now on when i spend money as i find she doesn,t moan at me then
she thinks the gas strutts only cost £25 ha ha little does she know
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Originally Posted by Beefy
Congrats mate, Im a bit off the pace with not being around much so perhaps this was common knowledge, but all the best anyway! 

cheers ste
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Originally Posted by Andy S.
Congrats Ste
But your funds end here!!!

But your funds end here!!!


Originally Posted by moneys
Its going great mate I,M GOING TO BE A DAD
WAHAY
also the car go,s in a week saturday for a new up-pipe
and my down pipe is getting heat wrapped at the same time cos winter is coming and i dont want it to get cold
WAHAYalso the car go,s in a week saturday for a new up-pipe
and my down pipe is getting heat wrapped at the same time cos winter is coming and i dont want it to get cold
Down to Halfords for the Recaro baby seat then
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Originally Posted by Little H
Nice one Ste, was that why you were in the Babies R Us area when we bumped into you.
Congrats mate...

Congrats mate...

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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Originally Posted by moneys
good evening justin
im off meself in a min i need the toilet so i,ll sit there for a bit playin my psp
it makes it much more interesting
im off meself in a min i need the toilet so i,ll sit there for a bit playin my psp
it makes it much more interesting
- weird man!!!
you must be in baby mode
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
- weird man!!!
you must be in baby mode

come on thats why they made them portable it was murder dragging my PS2 to the bathroom to kill the hours i was in there.If i was in baby mode i,d have a nappy on and i,d be eating rusks now thats weird
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
me too
for a short while before the new bo selecta starts
evening ste - hows things?
for a short while before the new bo selecta starts
evening ste - hows things?
i,m in the process of thinking seriously about a re-map (the last of my mods)
any recommendations mate? adam is thinking of one as well
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
not bad at all bored out of my head as theres nothing to do/ no funds to spend/ petrol is low/ its *****ng it down so no cleaning (even at 9.50pm an night
) but other then that I feel
- Ive only got a crappy classic so not thinking about remaps/ ***** warmers etc
- Andy F/prosport will give you some good ideas
might treat myself to a new magic tree - thats as far at my budget will go for a while - my new pc has cost me an arm and a leg, I still got to put my bloody shed up this weekend
) but other then that I feel
- Andy F/prosport will give you some good ideasmight treat myself to a new magic tree - thats as far at my budget will go for a while - my new pc has cost me an arm and a leg, I still got to put my bloody shed up this weekend
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
oh bloodyhell shes banging on again "do you not like me or something - spending all the time on that bloody thing" the bloody parrot is also going off its head - its a mad house
must go or I will be spanked
- see u later
must go or I will be spanked
- see u later
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
not bad at all bored out of my head as theres nothing to do/ no funds to spend/ petrol is low/ its *****ng it down so no cleaning (even at 9.50pm an night
) but other then that I feel
- Ive only got a crappy classic so not thinking about remaps/ ***** warmers etc
- Andy F/prosport will give you some good ideas
might treat myself to a new magic tree - thats as far at my budget will go for a while - my new pc has cost me an arm and a leg, I still got to put my bloody shed up this weekend
) but other then that I feel
- Andy F/prosport will give you some good ideasmight treat myself to a new magic tree - thats as far at my budget will go for a while - my new pc has cost me an arm and a leg, I still got to put my bloody shed up this weekend

i iant been out on the beer for a good while, i,m now sittin in the conservatory on the computer waiting for her mate to go so i can watch last nights soprano,s. The weather here is ok mate but then again it is liverpool and the sun is always shinin
. My re-map would be the last mod for definate i think, well to be honest i,m toying with the idea of a blitz nur spec
exhaust is there any smacs lads with one? Might phone pete and see if he can do a deal on a re-map , maybe even try and set up a group buy!! Is it a metal shed by any chance mate?
i like that one justin, it seems all of us are getting the same treatment!, internet gimp has been passed by me !!!!!
justin you will know this, !
all the talk about tuning?????, the fastest scooby at the ring was a standard wrx, cw's video on smacs shows an audi A2 1.4tdi harrassing a black scoob, if you think you can drive get to a track with your car and try it, it will change you ideas completely
justin i'm enjoying a beer,
off to stafford bike tomorrow, anyone else going
QUOTE=scoobyverysoon]oh bloodyhell shes banging on again "do you not like me or something - spending all the time on that bloody thing" the bloody parrot is also going off its head - its a mad house
must go or I will be spanked
- see u later[/QUOTE]
justin you will know this, !
all the talk about tuning?????, the fastest scooby at the ring was a standard wrx, cw's video on smacs shows an audi A2 1.4tdi harrassing a black scoob, if you think you can drive get to a track with your car and try it, it will change you ideas completely
justin i'm enjoying a beer,
off to stafford bike tomorrow, anyone else going
QUOTE=scoobyverysoon]oh bloodyhell shes banging on again "do you not like me or something - spending all the time on that bloody thing" the bloody parrot is also going off its head - its a mad house
must go or I will be spanked
- see u later[/QUOTE]
Originally Posted by 51st state
, the fastest scooby at the ring was a standard wrx, cw's video on smacs shows an audi A2 1.4tdi harrassing a black scoob, if you think you can drive get to a track with your car and try it, it will change you ideas completely
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The Ring was great and I got passed by everything at times.
It all depends on the driver not the car. The fella in the WRX did say that he wished he had a bit more power for the straights and for getting out of the corners.
As for the fella at work going on about TDI he just doesnt have the ***** to drive his own car around there and part of the crack is the trip over and back.
So Martin you will be up for trips out and possible trackday?? Oh yes WE ALL KNOW YOU DRIVE A SEAT IBIZA Which is a Cheap Golf, even cheaper Audi...................
Just runs off the tongue that when asked what you drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When ASH went out in the Mini he was buzzing how fast it was going around The Ring and that was a hire car too.
It all depends on the driver not the car. The fella in the WRX did say that he wished he had a bit more power for the straights and for getting out of the corners.
As for the fella at work going on about TDI he just doesnt have the ***** to drive his own car around there and part of the crack is the trip over and back.
So Martin you will be up for trips out and possible trackday?? Oh yes WE ALL KNOW YOU DRIVE A SEAT IBIZA Which is a Cheap Golf, even cheaper Audi...................
Just runs off the tongue that when asked what you drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When ASH went out in the Mini he was buzzing how fast it was going around The Ring and that was a hire car too.
Last edited by Martin-STI; Oct 21, 2006 at 09:16 AM.
Originally Posted by Martin-STI
As for the fella at work going on about TDI he just doesnt have the ***** to drive his own car around there and part of the crack is the trip over and back.
, he was saying the TDI was the best car to learn the ring in!
But as you say if you fly over and hire a car you miss out on the jouney there!!
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Now now boys we all know the fastest car in the world is a hire car no matter what make or model it is
i drove a ford ka hire car once and every time i came to a corner the back brakes locked and i spun round , then it would always wheel spin away
dont know what the problem was
i drove a ford ka hire car once and every time i came to a corner the back brakes locked and i spun round , then it would always wheel spin away
dont know what the problem was
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From: Wagons rolllllll yippee kai ayyy ..errrr ...etc ..etc
Originally Posted by moneys
Now now boys we all know the fastest car in the world is a hire car no matter what make or model it is
i drove a ford ka hire car once and every time i came to a corner the back brakes locked and i spun round , then it would always wheel spin away
dont know what the problem was 
i drove a ford ka hire car once and every time i came to a corner the back brakes locked and i spun round , then it would always wheel spin away
dont know what the problem was 
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Ste I have the blitz nur spec - it rocks
- you can have a look at my pipe antime
I hope its real beer your drinking howard - that german gear was good stuff
just cleaned both cars - both looking fookin
then it bloody rains
- not happy at all
another night of her watching X factor and me stuck up here bored out of my tree.
stop talking about bloody TDI`s
- I dont care if this is faster then that - he`s got a bigger pipe then me, my tax is less then yours FFS give it a rest, the bloody webside is called Scoobynet not Deiselnet if I wanted one I would of bought a bloody Taxi
(and breath)
- you can have a look at my pipe antime
I hope its real beer your drinking howard - that german gear was good stuff
just cleaned both cars - both looking fookin
then it bloody rains
- not happy at all
another night of her watching X factor and me stuck up here bored out of my tree.
stop talking about bloody TDI`s
- I dont care if this is faster then that - he`s got a bigger pipe then me, my tax is less then yours FFS give it a rest, the bloody webside is called Scoobynet not Deiselnet if I wanted one I would of bought a bloody Taxi
(and breath)


