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Old 06 February 2008, 01:38 PM
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Our next door neighbour's German Shepherd is having to go. He nipped a mate that was visiting (and visits on a regular basis).
Old 06 February 2008, 01:39 PM
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He's being taken on by a guy who trains them for the police and security firms.
Old 06 February 2008, 01:41 PM
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He'll make an awesome guard dog too - he's as big as a small horse!
Old 06 February 2008, 01:42 PM
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Although his bark isn't as good as our Rotty.
Old 06 February 2008, 01:43 PM
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She can set off car alarms when she's on one.
Old 06 February 2008, 01:45 PM
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Great when there are scallies congregating outside the house and you just happen to "accidentally" to let her into the garden for a wee.
Old 06 February 2008, 01:46 PM
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Afternoon Paul and Andy
Old 06 February 2008, 01:48 PM
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**** themselves and run off usually.
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Do they not show the Currys advert in Chester??

they do, but chester people are too posh to shop there
Old 06 February 2008, 01:49 PM
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And if that doesn't work I'll let the Yorkshire Terrier out too. He thinks he's a Rottweiler!
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my dogs got a fierce bark for such a little thing
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
they do, but chester people are too posh to shop there
LOL.

Afternoon to you too.
Old 06 February 2008, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
my dogs got a fierce bark for such a little thing
What breed?
Old 06 February 2008, 01:52 PM
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Escapa!

For when you are bored at work.

Speaking of which.....
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wonder if scoobynet will be faster after
Old 06 February 2008, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
What breed?
English springer spaniel, just turned 2 and not yet fully grown (in mental capacity or physical attributes!)
Old 06 February 2008, 01:58 PM
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hello and goodbye, im off to work now, i noticed the mistake at the top of the page as well paul, numpty's
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
English springer spaniel, just turned 2 and not yet fully grown (in mental capacity or physical attributes!)

they do say that dogs are like there owners mine is a ladies dog
Old 06 February 2008, 06:44 PM
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evening all

Old 06 February 2008, 06:48 PM
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kin ell, came home from work and the dog had got herself lodged between the stair rails and was hanging down, pool of blood on the floor and a load of saliva. Shes at the vets now having an extra and put on a drip. She isnt using her back legs either

Hope she pulls through, thank god we have got the pet insurance
Old 06 February 2008, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
kin ell, came home from work and the dog had got herself lodged between the stair rails and was hanging down, pool of blood on the floor and a load of saliva. Shes at the vets now having an extra and put on a drip. She isnt using her back legs either

Hope she pulls through, thank god we have got the pet insurance
**** me im sorry to hear that hope shes ok
Old 06 February 2008, 08:00 PM
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bloody vet bills arnt cheap either

Old 06 February 2008, 08:08 PM
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cheers guys, its strange was on about dogs earlier with paulthejambo then I come home to find the dog hanging. Spoke with the vet since the posting, not looking great

Hows the parrot svs?
Old 06 February 2008, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
cheers guys, its strange was on about dogs earlier with paulthejambo then I come home to find the dog hanging. Spoke with the vet since the posting, not looking great

Hows the parrot svs?

that is really **** news mate
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evenin pete
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Old 07 February 2008, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
cheers guys, its strange was on about dogs earlier with paulthejambo then I come home to find the dog hanging. Spoke with the vet since the posting, not looking great

Hows the parrot svs?
Shes getting better each day thanks - my vets bill stands at £250 almost with a visit on friday due god knows how much more - im curently weighing up insurance works out about £10 per month

hope things improve for you Jay - pets become one of the family and you would pay whatever to get them better
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insurance is definately worth it, thanks for the kind comments
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Hope the Dog is OK

morning
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I see a certain thread got deleted!!


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