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Old 20 February 2007, 10:41 PM
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Old 20 February 2007, 10:41 PM
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Gav doesn't get jealous!!
Old 20 February 2007, 10:41 PM
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Night everybody. See you all soon.
Old 20 February 2007, 10:42 PM
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right on a serious note now (honeslty) has anyone got any idea how i can get my wifes rings of her fingers? the last few days her hands have swollen due to water retentino and the baby is due in 4 weeks, we dont really want to cut them off but they need to come off to help circulation. we've tried loads of stuff but is there a tool or a trick we could use? seriously as its causing her a bit of distress now
Old 20 February 2007, 10:42 PM
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there talkin about this Pete
Old 20 February 2007, 10:43 PM
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that pic makes me feel sick!!

Try loads of different lubes!!
Old 20 February 2007, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Night everybody. See you all soon.


get back under the>>>>>>>>>



Old 20 February 2007, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
right on a serious note now (honeslty) has anyone got any idea how i can get my wifes rings of her fingers? the last few days her hands have swollen due to water retentino and the baby is due in 4 weeks, we dont really want to cut them off but they need to come off to help circulation. we've tried loads of stuff but is there a tool or a trick we could use? seriously as its causing her a bit of distress now

I assume you've tried washing up liquid??
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*

Try loads of different lubes!!
have done even the midwife was tryin them all but i think it may need cutting unless someone knows of a trick
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Originally Posted by stressymare


there talkin about this Pete

i know
Old 20 February 2007, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
get back under the>>>>>>>>>



Old 20 February 2007, 10:45 PM
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i'm off to bed too, got to get up early tomorrow, hopefully i'll have no nasty suprises tomorrow morning when I go down stairs!!
Old 20 February 2007, 10:46 PM
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That pic makes me sick. how the hell would you explain that? I suppose you could always say the sex was scorching















its ok i'll get my coat
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
i'm off to bed too, got to get up early tomorrow, hopefully i'll have no nasty suprises tomorrow morning when I go down stairs!!

night noght carla sleep tight
Old 20 February 2007, 10:47 PM
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How about ice on her fingers, might take the swelling down i bit, if its bad now, i get it of asap, dont want it getting worse mate.
Failing that you'll have to get it cut off
Sure you could buy another kinder egg and get another one tho
Old 20 February 2007, 10:48 PM
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tried everything you can think of on the lube and ice side of things, just thought someone may of new of a specalist tool you could get
Old 20 February 2007, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Sure you could buy another kinder egg and get another one tho
you wouldnt believe how much it all cost me mate good job there insured
Old 20 February 2007, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
hopefully i'll have no nasty suprises tomorrow morning when I go down stairs!!
Has Gav been pooing on the carpet again, he needs to be trained properly

No seriously hope the run of bad stuff happening is over for you now
nity nite....................think im goin to have a pancake, not had one yet
Old 20 February 2007, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
That pic makes me sick. how the hell would you explain that? I suppose you could always say the sex was scorching
















its ok i'll get my coat

yeah shut the door Ste

Old 20 February 2007, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
you wouldnt believe how much it all cost me mate good job there insured
Well hope you get it sorted mate, sounds painfull
Old 20 February 2007, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
tried everything you can think of on the lube and ice side of things, just thought someone may of new of a specalist tool you could get

if it wont come off with butter then i wouldnt know what to


i know where there is a tool tho type in speedymonkey in the search bar should bring him right up
Old 20 February 2007, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Has Gav been pooing on the carpet again, he needs to be trained properly

No seriously hope the run of bad stuff happening is over for you now
nity nite....................think im goin to have a pancake, not had one yet
**** i forgot about pancake day my head is up my **** today
Old 20 February 2007, 10:58 PM
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Shut it pete pete, im a champion muppet
Old 20 February 2007, 11:17 PM
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How do boy's and girlies.

Is this just motoring perfection or what!!!!

Old 20 February 2007, 11:25 PM
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The turbo on top gear the other night was pure sex on wheels. The bosses at my old work had one of the turbo models and the other boss described it as like putting a jet ski in a paddling pool the best description i,ve ever heard given to a car
Old 20 February 2007, 11:32 PM
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that is a good description!

I'm a Porsche man, always have been. Ever since a friend of mine took me out in the 99 spec GT3 with a full roll cage, harnesses the lot i just fell in love! He only had it about a week from new and was just like sitting in a race car. Perfection! I just love the way they look and as each new model comes out they just get better and better looking

I know that doesn't make much sense but i'm tired
Old 20 February 2007, 11:38 PM
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it does gav it makes sense mate. i,ve always liked porsches one of my favourites though was the one with the big V8 cant remember the model now for some reason, was it the 928?
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Think it was the 928. **** on wheels

I'm off to bed as i'm fooked and have an early start tomorrow
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good morning.. Hope you all slept tight!!
Old 21 February 2007, 08:20 AM
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Morning all - Is the house still in one peace this morning Carla


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