Gav doesn't get jealous!!

 

Night everybody. See you all soon.

 

right on a serious note now (honeslty) has anyone got any idea how i can get my wifes rings of her fingers? the last few days her hands have swollen due to water retentino and the baby is due in 4 weeks, we dont really want to cut them off but they need to come off to help circulation. we've tried loads of stuff but is there a tool or a trick we could use? seriously as its causing her a bit of distress now

 

there talkin about this Pete

 

that pic makes me feel sick!!

Try loads of different lubes!!

 

get back under the>>>>>>>>>

 

I assume you've tried washing up liquid??

 

have done even the midwife was tryin them all but i think it may need cutting unless someone knows of a trick

 

i know

 

 

i'm off to bed too, got to get up early tomorrow, hopefully i'll have no nasty suprises tomorrow morning when I go down stairs!!

 

That pic makes me sick. how the hell would you explain that? I suppose you could always say the sex was scorching















its ok i'll get my coat

 

night noght carla sleep tight

 

How about ice on her fingers, might take the swelling down i bit, if its bad now, i get it of asap, dont want it getting worse mate.
Failing that you'll have to get it cut off
Sure you could buy another kinder egg and get another one tho

 

tried everything you can think of on the lube and ice side of things, just thought someone may of new of a specalist tool you could get

 

you wouldnt believe how much it all cost me mate good job there insured

 

Has Gav been pooing on the carpet again, he needs to be trained properly

No seriously hope the run of bad stuff happening is over for you now
nity nite....................think im goin to have a pancake, not had one yet

 

yeah shut the door Ste

 

Well hope you get it sorted mate, sounds painfull

 

if it wont come off with butter then i wouldnt know what to


i know where there is a tool tho type in speedymonkey in the search bar should bring him right up

 

**** i forgot about pancake day my head is up my **** today

 

Shut it pete pete, im a champion muppet

 

How do boy's and girlies.

Is this just motoring perfection or what!!!!

 

The turbo on top gear the other night was pure sex on wheels. The bosses at my old work had one of the turbo models and the other boss described it as like putting a jet ski in a paddling pool the best description i,ve ever heard given to a car

 

that is a good description!

I'm a Porsche man, always have been. Ever since a friend of mine took me out in the 99 spec GT3 with a full roll cage, harnesses the lot i just fell in love! He only had it about a week from new and was just like sitting in a race car. Perfection! I just love the way they look and as each new model comes out they just get better and better looking

I know that doesn't make much sense but i'm tired

 

it does gav it makes sense mate. i,ve always liked porsches one of my favourites though was the one with the big V8 cant remember the model now for some reason, was it the 928?

 

Think it was the 928. **** on wheels

I'm off to bed as i'm fooked and have an early start tomorrow

 

good morning.. Hope you all slept tight!!

 

Morning all - Is the house still in one peace this morning Carla