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Old 23 January 2008, 05:50 PM
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Old 23 January 2008, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
thats not my place, my place is halewood, my brother is currently working in dagenham though
im talkin about the whole empire old bean
Old 23 January 2008, 06:02 PM
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i just had a crackin dump when i got home. Brought tears to my eyes. note to self, drink more water
Old 23 January 2008, 06:23 PM
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I had a dump earlier too, but can't remember the fine details, I didn't take too much notice

You lot need bombarding with airfresheners
Old 23 January 2008, 06:24 PM
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Drink more fresh orange and eat raisins
Old 23 January 2008, 06:25 PM
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Breastmilk and antibiotics seems to be keeping someone's nappies watery right now

The nnoise he makes when he fills them make his dad proud, takes after him, he does
Old 23 January 2008, 06:25 PM
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raisins are from the devil OJ is nice though - Im hungry
Old 23 January 2008, 06:28 PM
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I'm hungry again, had an apple not all that long ago
Old 23 January 2008, 06:32 PM
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Prunes? Figs? *shrug*

I'm OK, I have shredded wheat fruitful or them weetabix crispflakes with fruit for breakfast, lunch usually consists of a cheese sarnie, a probiotic yogut drink, a banana and today on top of that I had a bag of dry roasted peanuts and a cake bar which I don't normally have, then I had an apple. Don't know what's for tea yet, but I usually have more fruit afterwards or sometimes before if I'm peckish and often have either cake/ chocolate/ yogurt etc for a dessert, I am constantly hungry and thirsty with feeding baby
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
I am constantly hungry and thirsty with feeding baby
not surprised with the amount of times you get your narks out during the day!
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did no one like my joke before
Old 23 January 2008, 07:27 PM
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evening all

Old 23 January 2008, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
did no one like my joke before
No

Stick to the day job
Old 23 January 2008, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
not surprised with the amount of times you get your narks out during the day!
PMSL

I can't help it, I have to feed him when he's hungry or he will starve!
Old 23 January 2008, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
No

Stick to the day job
i get the impression you dont like me
Old 23 January 2008, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
PMSL

I can't help it, I have to feed him when he's hungry or he will starve!
there for the baby though, not sonic
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evening stressy
Old 23 January 2008, 08:39 PM
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right im off for a quick shower as i am rather sweaty as just been running. to say I am fecked is an understatement. heart rate went upto 174
Old 23 January 2008, 08:40 PM
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my feet stink like french mouldy cheese
Old 23 January 2008, 08:40 PM
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and I hate the french
Old 23 January 2008, 08:41 PM
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gonna watch hitman as well in a bit

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Old 23 January 2008, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Just had a medium size dump
fookin ell justin can't you say anything constructive
Old 23 January 2008, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
It feckin stank too
bad diet ,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 23 January 2008, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
right im off for a quick shower as i am rather sweaty as just been running. to say I am fecked is an understatement. heart rate went upto 174
sounds like you've been out around atherton on a saturday night
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the house on "grand designs" is taking shape now

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Evening gimps



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Old 23 January 2008, 10:04 PM
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evening all
Old 23 January 2008, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
i get the impression you dont like me

Don't they have sarcasm over your way

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