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Old 17 January 2008, 06:23 AM
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Old 17 January 2008, 06:23 AM
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morning numptys
Old 17 January 2008, 08:15 AM
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gav, you're disgusting, I won't let you near my a$$, so I don't know who you're talking about!?
Old 17 January 2008, 08:39 AM
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Blimey a mightly late night spam sesh last night

Gav got the 50,000th post

and there was a lot of talk about asses
Old 17 January 2008, 09:27 AM
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All this talk of asses is making me hungry


Hungry for what i cant say
Old 17 January 2008, 09:28 AM
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Good morning by the way
Old 17 January 2008, 09:29 AM
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Or should that be 'GOOD MOANING'

Old 17 January 2008, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Or should that be 'GOOD MOANING'


Old 17 January 2008, 09:49 AM
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morning all
Old 17 January 2008, 10:00 AM
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Don't encourage him, he's in trouble!!!
Old 17 January 2008, 10:24 AM
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Who is in trouble
Old 17 January 2008, 10:49 AM
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Ive just got a letter of the police again, stating that if i attend a 'drivers awareness' course, that i wont get any points

I think the words bu-yakka-sha spring to mine
Old 17 January 2008, 10:50 AM
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It costs £87.50 and lasts 6 hours
But its better than getting 3 points
Old 17 January 2008, 10:51 AM
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think she means gav, he's been arsing around
Old 17 January 2008, 10:51 AM
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Wonder where all you lot are
Must be working instead of spamming for once
Old 17 January 2008, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
It costs £87.50 and lasts 6 hours
But its better than getting 3 points
bet its still more than your insurance renewal next year

yet more funding for scameras
Old 17 January 2008, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
think she means gav, he's been arsing around

He was being funny last night tho
Trust him to come on after donkers, and nick the 50k post
Typical
Old 17 January 2008, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
bet its still more than your insurance renewal next year

yet more funding for scameras
Well, if i took them, id have 6 points in total

Plus, its a £60 fine with the points, so id rather pay an extra£27.50 and do the crappy course and have no points added
Old 17 January 2008, 10:55 AM
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Hows the calibra goin dude
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im here
Old 17 January 2008, 10:55 AM
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Old 17 January 2008, 10:56 AM
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Just nipped in before i go out again


50K MO'FO's WOOP WOOP
Old 17 January 2008, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobygav555
Just nipped in before i go out again


50K MO'FO's WOOP WOOP











Old 17 January 2008, 11:03 AM
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calibra is doing fine now monkey, different car since I changed the cam sensor, now jas a bit of performance to it

Hows the passat? done anything else to it?
Old 17 January 2008, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Well, if i took them, id have 6 points in total

Plus, its a £60 fine with the points, so id rather pay an extra£27.50 and do the crappy course and have no points added
hairy muff
Old 17 January 2008, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
calibra is doing fine now monkey, different car since I changed the cam sensor, now jas a bit of performance to it

Hows the passat? done anything else to it?
Good stuff

Done nowt to mine apart from some new matt's, i heard that new matts can add an extra 10bhp if fitted properly
Have toyed with the idea of getting the windows tinted and getting my system wacked in over the next few months, but will have to see
Old 17 January 2008, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
hairy muff
Where
Old 17 January 2008, 11:25 AM
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having bloomin trouble with my house alarm

it was a new build and had an alarm installed as part of the deal, however I tried to set up some zones at the weekend and I need the engineer code to do it. However the company have changed it from the default and they wont give it to me

they want to charge me to come out and to set up the zones (which I can do)
Old 17 January 2008, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Good stuff

Done nowt to mine apart from some new matt's, i heard that new matts can add an extra 10bhp if fitted properly
Have toyed with the idea of getting the windows tinted and getting my system wacked in over the next few months, but will have to see
dont get the halfrods mats though as they only add approx 2 to 3 bhp

I need to get new ones for mine, the drivers side one sometimes slides under the accelerator pedal so I dont get full throttle pedal travel.
Old 17 January 2008, 11:35 AM
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im thinking of getting some blue leds as well to put behind some instruments as they look really really funky

(stop laughing now ste and dont call me chav )


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