SMACS Muppet and Numpty corner
Jan 17, 2008 | 06:23 AM
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Jan 17, 2008 | 06:23 AM
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 5,919
Likes: 0
morning numptys
Jan 17, 2008 | 08:15 AM
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 2,213
Likes: 0
From: Manchester
gav, you're disgusting, I won't let you near my a$$, so I don't know who you're talking about!?
Jan 17, 2008 | 08:39 AM
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 2,382
Likes: 0
From: WR1 147
Blimey a mightly late night spam sesh last night
Gav got the 50,000th post
and there was a lot of talk about asses
Jan 17, 2008 | 09:27 AM
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
All this talk of asses is making me hungry
Hungry for what i cant say
Jan 17, 2008 | 09:28 AM
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Good morning by the way
Jan 17, 2008 | 09:29 AM
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Or should that be 'GOOD MOANING'
Jan 17, 2008 | 09:43 AM
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 2,382
Likes: 0
From: WR1 147
Quote:
Originally Posted by
speedymonkey
Or should that be 'GOOD MOANING'
Jan 17, 2008 | 09:49 AM
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
morning all
Jan 17, 2008 | 10:00 AM
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 2,213
Likes: 0
From: Manchester
Don't encourage him, he's in trouble!!!
Jan 17, 2008 | 10:24 AM
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Who is in trouble
Jan 17, 2008 | 10:49 AM
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Ive just got a letter of the police again, stating that if i attend a 'drivers awareness' course, that i wont get any points
I think the words bu-yakka-sha spring to mine
Jan 17, 2008 | 10:50 AM
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
It costs £87.50 and lasts 6 hours
But its better than getting 3 points
Jan 17, 2008 | 10:51 AM
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
think she means gav, he's been arsing around
Jan 17, 2008 | 10:51 AM
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Wonder where all you lot are
Must be working instead of spamming for once
Jan 17, 2008 | 10:52 AM
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Quote:
Originally Posted by
speedymonkey
It costs £87.50 and lasts 6 hours
But its better than getting 3 points
bet its still more than your insurance renewal next year
yet more funding for scameras
Jan 17, 2008 | 10:52 AM
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by
jaytc2003
think she means gav, he's been arsing around
He was being funny last night tho
Trust him to come on after donkers, and nick the 50k post
Typical
Jan 17, 2008 | 10:54 AM
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by
jaytc2003
bet its still more than your insurance renewal next year
yet more funding for scameras
Well, if i took them, id have 6 points in total
Plus, its a £60 fine with the points, so id rather pay an extra£27.50 and do the crappy course and have no points added
Jan 17, 2008 | 10:55 AM
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Hows the calibra goin dude
Jan 17, 2008 | 10:55 AM
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
im here
Jan 17, 2008 | 10:55 AM
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 5,292
Likes: 0
From: In the sport section...
Jan 17, 2008 | 10:56 AM
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 5,292
Likes: 0
From: In the sport section...
Jan 17, 2008 | 10:59 AM
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by
scoobygav555
Jan 17, 2008 | 11:03 AM
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
calibra is doing fine now monkey, different car since I changed the cam sensor, now jas a bit of performance to it
Hows the passat? done anything else to it?
Jan 17, 2008 | 11:04 AM
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Quote:
Originally Posted by
speedymonkey
Well, if i took them, id have 6 points in total
Plus, its a £60 fine with the points, so id rather pay an extra£27.50 and do the crappy course and have no points added
hairy muff
Jan 17, 2008 | 11:17 AM
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by
jaytc2003
calibra is doing fine now monkey, different car since I changed the cam sensor, now jas a bit of performance to it
Hows the passat? done anything else to it?
Good stuff
Done nowt to mine apart from some new matt's, i heard that new matts can add an extra 10bhp if fitted properly
Have toyed with the idea of getting the windows tinted and getting my system wacked in over the next few months, but will have to see
Jan 17, 2008 | 11:17 AM
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by
jaytc2003
hairy muff
Where
Jan 17, 2008 | 11:25 AM
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
having bloomin trouble with my house alarm
it was a new build and had an alarm installed as part of the deal, however I tried to set up some zones at the weekend and I need the engineer code to do it. However the company have changed it from the default and they wont give it to me
they want to charge me to come out and to set up the zones (which I can do)
Jan 17, 2008 | 11:31 AM
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Quote:
Originally Posted by
speedymonkey
Good stuff
Done nowt to mine apart from some new matt's, i heard that new matts can add an extra 10bhp if fitted properly
Have toyed with the idea of getting the windows tinted and getting my system wacked in over the next few months, but will have to see
dont get the halfrods mats though as they only add approx 2 to 3 bhp
I need to get new ones for mine, the drivers side one sometimes slides under the accelerator pedal so I dont get full throttle pedal travel.
Jan 17, 2008 | 11:35 AM
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
im thinking of getting some blue leds as well to put behind some instruments as they look really really funky
(stop laughing now ste and dont call me chav
)
