scoobyverysoon has let me down, he has usually done a mid morning post by now

 

didnt realise that was a corner post as well

 

I seem to get corners now without even trying

 

its a mad world, may check autotrader for more calibras.

rang a few last week and one in particular said the car had been sold 3 weeks previous!! wtf, why still advertise

it was a light blue one and didnt like it anyway

 

anyone watching footy tonight?

 

I mean I like international games, but only if its 2 good teams playing.

 

and Croatia are fine, its just the English

 

we dont play as a team, which is a shame as we have the potential to be amongst the worlds best.

 

but not whilst under the guidance of a balding ginger c@ck who always smiles and never gets angry

 

just grow a set of black/brown hairy ***** you ginger lightweight

 

think Sammy Lee would do a better job than ste mclaren

 

hmmm well maybe not, but would say he is a better coach

 

he's fat, he's round, he weighs 500 pound, Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee

 

sir Sammy, I salute you

 

he was a great servant whilst at the greatest football team in uk history

 

only 45 more

 

wonder where Ste went

dont think he was looking at a car

 

maybe he has decided to go to work now that the rain has stopped

 

means he must only work about 5 days a year

 

fairweather workers

 

my idea of global warming is working in a hot climate, mexico would do me

 

I spent a few hours in a police cell in mexico this year.

 

jackie chan was in there as well.

 

he kept telling me to be quiet.

 

well he kept pursing his lips and putting his finger in front of them. He was casing the joint up I think

 

I tried punching my way out of the cell, but those solid steel bars just wouldnt budge

 

neither would the stone carcass of the cell

 

the concrete that they use over there is good stuff

 

literally took a few months for the swelling to go down on one of my knuckles. Seriously bust it big time

 

but its okay now