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05 February 2007, 10:06 AM
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I would just like to thank the tit who kindly scratched my car over the weekend. I know it is not an STI or WRX and it already has some scratches - but not on that fecking side and not that fecking wide!!!!
I cannot wait until i have moved house and can park on a drive at night.
Justin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't think 9 hours polishing will be long enough!!!
i may have to call on your services soon. No point now as still got crap parking.
End of moan.
I cannot wait until i have moved house and can park on a drive at night.
Justin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't think 9 hours polishing will be long enough!!!
i may have to call on your services soon. No point now as still got crap parking.
End of moan.
Anyone any good at decorating!?
05 February 2007, 10:06 AM
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I would just like to thank the tit who kindly scratched my car over the weekend. I know it is not an STI or WRX and it already has some scratches - but not on that fecking side and not that fecking wide!!!!
I cannot wait until i have moved house and can park on a drive at night.
Justin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't think 9 hours polishing will be long enough!!!
i may have to call on your services soon. No point now as still got crap parking.
End of moan.
I cannot wait until i have moved house and can park on a drive at night.
Justin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't think 9 hours polishing will be long enough!!!
i may have to call on your services soon. No point now as still got crap parking.
End of moan.
if they nick your car strip it and sell the parts, i can see the reason, although its very bad
but vandalising peoples property
what do the little ******* get from it , when you catch them distroy there best gear, see how they scream and shout, that would teach them 
05 February 2007, 10:37 AM
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Someone broke into her old g reg micra years ago - during works business - the car was worth £600 and her work paid for a new door which cost just over that 
- a brand new door from nissan was £550 
then cost a further £100 to be painted
fecking *******
some little barstool knicked my metal dust caps once
thats bad enough for me let alone scratching the car
- a brand new door from nissan was £550 then cost a further £100 to be painted fecking *******
some little barstool knicked my metal dust caps once
thats bad enough for me let alone scratching the car
05 February 2007, 11:52 AM
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Hey Carla what up
My dad is a painter and decorater and i have helped him out over the years, but ive never put up paper before but watched loads of times There is a proper nack to it to do it properly.
First things first, have you cleared the room, sheeted up, and have a paste board+brush at the ready, and a clean damp rag?
Personally i'd get the ceiling and other walls done first, do the papered wall last.
Also you will need a newish scaple (hope thats spelt right, a razor on a handle) so that you will get a clean finish
Give me a ring if you need to have a chat
My dad is a painter and decorater and i have helped him out over the years, but ive never put up paper before but watched loads of times
There is a proper nack to it to do it properly.First things first, have you cleared the room, sheeted up, and have a paste board+brush at the ready, and a clean damp rag?
Personally i'd get the ceiling and other walls done first, do the papered wall last.
Also you will need a newish scaple (hope thats spelt right, a razor on a handle) so that you will get a clean finish
Give me a ring if you need to have a chat
05 February 2007, 12:01 PM
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Im fine mate, dont know about young tho, think im older than u are fella, you must of missed my wrinkles and grey hairs
Sounds like carla has done the classic women thing, 'ohhhhh i think im goin to make a right mess decorating, then when i realise ive not a clue what im doing i'll ask for help '
Not taking the micky Carla it just made me smile
Sounds like carla has done the classic women thing, 'ohhhhh i think im goin to make a right mess decorating, then when i realise ive not a clue what im doing i'll ask for help
'Not taking the micky Carla it just made me smile
05 February 2007, 12:16 PM
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it seemed like a good idea when I started it right richard, it was just a case of changing the wallpaper on the feature wall but I made the mistake of taking my friend and ended up buying all sorts, paint included, I wasn't suppose to be painting!! I don't have a lot of patience and I don't want to waste the paper because it was £25 a roll!!
DAD
05 February 2007, 12:49 PM
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Women left to there own devices in places like b&q = plenty o work
Seriously tho, hope you get it sorted
Im going out to my bosses house for a bit, will be on again later to see how things went
Seriously tho, hope you get it sorted
Im going out to my bosses house for a bit, will be on again later to see how things went
05 February 2007, 12:53 PM
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Im, not that old, will be a few years before im looking like this dude
Will still have my cheeky smile to get me through tho
Will still have my cheeky smile to get me through tho
- must be your size m8 
05 February 2007, 06:10 PM
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£25 pound a roll surely b&q should provide someone for that price to put it up for you!
Its easy to paper its just about patience thats all.
Sorry to hear about you car as well clsbscooby
surely b&q should provide someone for that price to put it up for you!Its easy to paper its just about patience thats all.
Sorry to hear about you car as well clsbscooby
05 February 2007, 06:19 PM
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6 weeks mate, i,ve just decorated all the nursery and then she said i might as well do the hall which led onto re-glossing everywhere and the our room needed an new coat oh and then i had to put coving up everywhere. all this while shes sitting there saying 'i cant do anything i,m pregnant' the,ll use any bloody excuse wont they.
See you sold the memory card mate, you did well there getting your money back.
See you sold the memory card mate, you did well there getting your money back.
05 February 2007, 06:37 PM
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£9 aint that bad though really, i,ve lost more than that on silly buys mate. All i,ve ever learnt is to research stuff more but hey i,ll probably be caught out again.
I,m waiting for howie to come on and give me some stick, i think i,ve upset him or something
I,m waiting for howie to come on and give me some stick, i think i,ve upset him or something
05 February 2007, 07:30 PM
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carla there is a plate for sale in the for sale section its S555 GAV for £995 if you think gav might be interested!!! bargain if you ask me
05 February 2007, 09:11 PM
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I've looked at my room again tonight and done nothing
, looks like another night in the spare room for me!! How is everyone this evening??
05 February 2007, 09:24 PM
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Hi all, looks very quiet on here tonight, maybe whats needed is a loud explosive fart to wake everyone up
