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Old 08 November 2007, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
im gonna try and get some more nvqs in and get work to pay for them then work like a polish taxi driver with a dodgy african accent to get them done withing 15 months, doing one currently on line but my tutor is constantly ill

im doing a hnc at the moment but i may be doing a foundation degree next year, good if your work pays for it isnt it, my work gives us £200 a year towards any training courses we want, including driving lessons or college stuff or even golf
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tickling a tiger makes the fisherman who tickle trout seem like pansies
Old 08 November 2007, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
mayo

I had to lose weight was over 19 stone in june, now down to a trimish 16 stone fluctuate by a few pounds either side but I can drop weight rapidly now if I have a bad weekend :


im round that weight and have been for years, dont change much at all, dont eat too unhealthy really
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Originally Posted by moneys
im doing a hnc at the moment but i may be doing a foundation degree next year, good if your work pays for it isnt it, my work gives us £200 a year towards any training courses we want, including driving lessons or college stuff or even golf
yeaj luckily with my job I get the courses paid off in full so dont have to dip into my pockets (which is good as they are currently bare )

I did Iosh as well last year and I have just seen a job advertised local to me (about 5 miles) offering 39k and IOSH is an advantage so I am tempted to go for it
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your a bit taller than me though if I remember, I must admit I dont look 16 stone though, but still want to drop another half and tone up a bit more
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Old 08 November 2007, 12:49 PM
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gotta pop out now for a min or 2, enjoy your late shift!!
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
your a bit taller than me though if I remember, I must admit I dont look 16 stone though, but still want to drop another half and tone up a bit more

you'll have to pm me your workout an diet as i could do with losing some pounds, im 5.11 ish and dont look my weight either, i like to refer to myself as cuddly
Old 08 November 2007, 12:52 PM
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where is justin? i need him to get over to amita an confirm his date. i feel like a parent

- any dates good for me
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
yeaj luckily with my job I get the courses paid off in full so dont have to dip into my pockets (which is good as they are currently bare )

I did Iosh as well last year and I have just seen a job advertised local to me (about 5 miles) offering 39k and IOSH is an advantage so I am tempted to go for it

iosh id go for it though cos if you do get made redundant, even if you get a payoff its harder to find work whilst out of it than it is whilst you have a job, plus your not panicking bout landing a job
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
- any dates good for me


cheers mate
Old 08 November 2007, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
gotta pop out now for a min or 2, enjoy your late shift!!


will do have a nice day jay
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Originally Posted by moneys
cant believe howard crashed into a polish taxi driver wonder if he was driving a passat
Huh tell me more
Old 08 November 2007, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
hello claire
hello sorry had to go and get some work done.
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i know work terrible
Old 08 November 2007, 01:09 PM
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Afternoon spammers
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Originally Posted by moneys
you'll have to pm me your workout an diet as i could do with losing some pounds, im 5.11 ish and dont look my weight either, i like to refer to myself as cuddly
cuddle I used to get pleasant but plump

I can pm you what I did, its nothing too bad to be honest, I invested in a running machine and cross trainer (although cross trainer doesnt get used)
Old 08 November 2007, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Afternoon spammers
afternoon



















(as predicited many pages ago )
Old 08 November 2007, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
iosh id go for it though cos if you do get made redundant, even if you get a payoff its harder to find work whilst out of it than it is whilst you have a job, plus your not panicking bout landing a job
I cant remeber what it stands for Its about all risk assements, safe systems of work and all that kind of stuff, noticing things and changing the way jobs/people work etc

I may have a few things in the pipeline though with the company I am with, my boss has told me not to rush into things as we have won another contract and he is involved with looking for premisies etc to work out of. I have told him about 1 a few mins away from me just of the m61 and next door to the m60 so its serviced well so hopefully within a few months I will find more out on that side of things. Wont be anything like 39k but I like the company I work for and they have always treated me fair and to me that means a lot.
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scoobyverysoon, you had your tele delivered yet
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right I am off to have my oats
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ooh Si and i are on the same page again
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
right I am off to have my oats
i had Ready Brek this morning thats why i have an orange glow
Old 08 November 2007, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by clsbscooby
ooh Si and i are on the same page again
and you're on top
Old 08 November 2007, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by clsbscooby
i had Ready Brek this morning thats why i have an orange glow
are you sure thats the reason, see post above




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just had my dinner now.
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it was my second serving of porridge today.
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having pasta and tuna for tea, with tinned tomatoes that have got garlic in them
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