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Old 06 November 2007, 12:49 AM
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Hey ricardo
Old 06 November 2007, 12:50 AM
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get in there - im just about to go to bed - what a great way to go witha nice TOTP
Old 06 November 2007, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Terminator X
1343 pages!!

TX.

Dont you just love it!
Old 06 November 2007, 12:51 AM
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Right im off
Old 06 November 2007, 01:05 AM
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Its the \Svs

Hows you doin my fuddy mucker
Old 06 November 2007, 01:06 AM
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Shizzle,. how did i miss you
Old 06 November 2007, 01:07 AM
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Ive a new drum and bass mix that im listening to, i knew someone would sneak on whilst i was busy bopping
Old 06 November 2007, 01:08 AM
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I think i need food to continue, im feeling that 1 burger since 10am this morning ios begginging to take cobntroll of what i typre

I feel somewhat wasted agaibn
Old 06 November 2007, 01:09 AM
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It does seem very quiet on here compaireed to how it used to be
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i think everyone needs to raise ther spam intake
Old 06 November 2007, 01:10 AM
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plopy plopy spam these days

Come on guys, must double ones efoerts
Old 06 November 2007, 01:11 AM
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And with that, IM OF TO GET SOME BAENS ON TIOAST
Old 06 November 2007, 01:13 AM
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Caps off

I must go raid he fridge as i feel hungry, and ber or wine no longer suffices

I need proper food, like beans on toast or a butty of some sort

Im feeling l;ike cheese anmd tomato
with a dash of ma\yo
Old 06 November 2007, 01:17 AM
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I know that no matter what i choose, ill wake myself up with devil farts in the morning

How can i avoid this

Eating in the early hours awwayal equals bad farts
Why is this



I demand normal morning farts for once

Ones that wake me up thinking of bacon buttys, rather than global meltdowns and im scared
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Im off for a scout of the fridge

I might be some time
Old 06 November 2007, 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i love stuff like this, we get it all the time in our place, jag is supposed to be getting sold in the new year, so bloody what i can moan all i want but it aint going to change it, ill get a job as a postie they do sod all all day and deliver your post when they want lookimg like a scruffy git. the best thing to do jay is go start some rumours about the place being bought out by the polish i keep telling everyone that ive heard tesco's are buying our place and its going to be there european headquarters

well its bad news, got 15 months as plant is closing, found out late last night. Bad thing is my wife is probably pregnant, 2 tests have shown positive on Sunday and today and she is doing a third at the doctors this morning. Good kin timing eh, missus gets pregnant and i find out I will loose my job.

I know some say I have 15months, however my problem is I have a decent job with decent money and I think I wil struggle to get similar money as I have no formal qualifications as such (although I have been certified for IOSH) I need similar money otherwise the new house (and our dream house) maybe lost
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morning by the way
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
morning by the way
morning jay
Old 06 November 2007, 06:31 AM
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if you've been there a good few years, it will be hard to come to terms with it and you'll worry, don't !!
a change as big as this gets everybody panicing jay
Old 06 November 2007, 06:33 AM
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i think we'll be entering turbulent times now for a couple of years, so you won't be the last jay
Old 06 November 2007, 06:38 AM
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you have 15months yet, to get yourself trained up as something, a change in career could be just what you've been needing
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anyway its tuesday morning people
Old 06 November 2007, 06:39 AM
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busiest day of the week apparently
Old 06 November 2007, 06:40 AM
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all the scivers turn in on tuesdays
Old 06 November 2007, 06:41 AM
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so remember the M60 will be that bit worse

i can hear you thinking fookin ell NO, NO
Old 06 November 2007, 06:41 AM
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not a problem for the 2 wheeled brigade
Old 06 November 2007, 06:43 AM
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straight down the outside or between the lanes of parked cars
Old 06 November 2007, 06:44 AM
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just remember to INDICATE and USE your MIRRORS ,

car drivers
Old 06 November 2007, 08:03 AM
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You were only 3 short of a corner
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this is turning into the 2nd sh!ttest week of my life

Had a phone call about 6.40 this morning from my sister, my dad is back in hospital again found collapsed and unconsious in his room in the home he is in.

can this week get any worse!


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