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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 12:49 AM
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 12:50 AM
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get in there - im just about to go to bed - what a great way to go witha nice TOTP
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Terminator X
1343 pages!!

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Dont you just love it!
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 12:51 AM
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Right im off
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 01:05 AM
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Its the \Svs

Hows you doin my fuddy mucker
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 01:06 AM
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Shizzle,. how did i miss you
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 01:07 AM
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Ive a new drum and bass mix that im listening to, i knew someone would sneak on whilst i was busy bopping
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 01:08 AM
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I think i need food to continue, im feeling that 1 burger since 10am this morning ios begginging to take cobntroll of what i typre

I feel somewhat wasted agaibn
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 01:09 AM
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It does seem very quiet on here compaireed to how it used to be
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 01:09 AM
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i think everyone needs to raise ther spam intake
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 01:10 AM
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plopy plopy spam these days

Come on guys, must double ones efoerts
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 01:11 AM
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And with that, IM OF TO GET SOME BAENS ON TIOAST
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 01:13 AM
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Caps off

I must go raid he fridge as i feel hungry, and ber or wine no longer suffices

I need proper food, like beans on toast or a butty of some sort

Im feeling l;ike cheese anmd tomato
with a dash of ma\yo
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 01:17 AM
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I know that no matter what i choose, ill wake myself up with devil farts in the morning

How can i avoid this

Eating in the early hours awwayal equals bad farts
Why is this



I demand normal morning farts for once

Ones that wake me up thinking of bacon buttys, rather than global meltdowns and im scared
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 01:17 AM
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Im off for a scout of the fridge

I might be some time
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i love stuff like this, we get it all the time in our place, jag is supposed to be getting sold in the new year, so bloody what i can moan all i want but it aint going to change it, ill get a job as a postie they do sod all all day and deliver your post when they want lookimg like a scruffy git. the best thing to do jay is go start some rumours about the place being bought out by the polish i keep telling everyone that ive heard tesco's are buying our place and its going to be there european headquarters

well its bad news, got 15 months as plant is closing, found out late last night. Bad thing is my wife is probably pregnant, 2 tests have shown positive on Sunday and today and she is doing a third at the doctors this morning. Good kin timing eh, missus gets pregnant and i find out I will loose my job.

I know some say I have 15months, however my problem is I have a decent job with decent money and I think I wil struggle to get similar money as I have no formal qualifications as such (although I have been certified for IOSH) I need similar money otherwise the new house (and our dream house) maybe lost
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 05:18 AM
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morning by the way
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
morning by the way
morning jay
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 06:31 AM
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if you've been there a good few years, it will be hard to come to terms with it and you'll worry, don't !!
a change as big as this gets everybody panicing jay
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 06:33 AM
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i think we'll be entering turbulent times now for a couple of years, so you won't be the last jay
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 06:38 AM
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you have 15months yet, to get yourself trained up as something, a change in career could be just what you've been needing
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 06:38 AM
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anyway its tuesday morning people
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 06:39 AM
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busiest day of the week apparently
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 06:40 AM
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all the scivers turn in on tuesdays
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 06:41 AM
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so remember the M60 will be that bit worse

i can hear you thinking fookin ell NO, NO
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 06:41 AM
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not a problem for the 2 wheeled brigade
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 06:43 AM
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straight down the outside or between the lanes of parked cars
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 06:44 AM
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just remember to INDICATE and USE your MIRRORS ,

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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 08:03 AM
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You were only 3 short of a corner
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 08:04 AM
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this is turning into the 2nd sh!ttest week of my life

Had a phone call about 6.40 this morning from my sister, my dad is back in hospital again found collapsed and unconsious in his room in the home he is in.

can this week get any worse!
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