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Old 19 October 2007, 10:10 PM
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Lurkin for the corner a Matin
Old 19 October 2007, 10:11 PM
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Corner my dear man
Old 19 October 2007, 10:12 PM
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Matin, Matin??????????????

U ok Dve???
Old 19 October 2007, 10:14 PM
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U had paintwork yet????
Old 19 October 2007, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Martin-STI
Matin, Matin??????????????

U ok Dve???
No pizzed again MARTIN
Old 19 October 2007, 10:17 PM
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guessed that.....
Old 19 October 2007, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Martin-STI
U had paintwork yet????
No not yet been to busy just like a one legged man in a ar*e kicking contest
Old 19 October 2007, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
No not yet been to busy just like a one legged man in a ar*e kicking contest

Yer seen that you been wrecking peoples gardens
Old 19 October 2007, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Martin-STI
Yer seen that you been wrecking peoples gardens

Hes always wrecking something

Dave said it will look great when it snows

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Old 19 October 2007, 10:31 PM
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yer hidden under a foot of snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 19 October 2007, 10:47 PM
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**** me Aileen has just put Jonathan Ross on and Take That are on it but no sign of the Spice girls
Old 19 October 2007, 10:58 PM
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I mite go to bed in a minite i need to get up early in the morning to watch Howard take off for France in the morning in a paper Microlight

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Old 19 October 2007, 11:02 PM
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You are pi55ed.................
Old 19 October 2007, 11:05 PM
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Its true honised
Old 19 October 2007, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
I mite go to bed in a minite i need to get up early in the morning to watch Howard take off for France in the morning in a paper Microlight
He was praticeing today in his big fookoff truck reach for the skys
Old 19 October 2007, 11:40 PM
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Old 20 October 2007, 12:28 AM
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pete,
at some time tonight one of those plastic coppers, (pcso) has put a notice on the windscreen of my pickup at the front of my house
Old 20 October 2007, 12:31 AM
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the notice says i'm going tobe reported for no tax on the pickup
fookin w4nkers,
thing is, its taxed, the disc is still in the house
fookin waste of paperwork for them
Old 20 October 2007, 12:36 AM
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with all the cars outside the house i can see them looking for more cars,
Old 20 October 2007, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
pete,
at some time tonight one of those plastic coppers, (pcso) has put a notice on the windscreen of my pickup at the front of my house

cheeky b4stards


wtf are they doing down your road anyway
Old 20 October 2007, 12:41 AM
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Old 20 October 2007, 12:42 AM
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Hows it goin fella
Old 20 October 2007, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey

you ok
Old 20 October 2007, 12:43 AM
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You been tinkering with your car again today
Old 20 October 2007, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
you ok
Yeah man im good
Old 20 October 2007, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Hows it goin fella
im good mate my car has no burble and im in the directers area at villa park tomorrow
Old 20 October 2007, 12:45 AM
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hope these arseh0les don't start making a nuisance of them selfs
Old 20 October 2007, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
You been tinkering with your car again today


i have been at howards since 6pm tonight and i only got in at 11.45
Old 20 October 2007, 12:46 AM
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POLAND POLAND POLAND
Old 20 October 2007, 12:47 AM
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Was at a opening night of a new wine bar last night, everything was free, and the champagne was flowing big time, was proper blasted and had a row with the misssus at the end of the night

Felt like **** all day

Its all sorted now tho


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