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Old Oct 19, 2007 | 10:10 PM
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Lurkin for the corner a Matin
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Old Oct 19, 2007 | 10:11 PM
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Corner my dear man
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Old Oct 19, 2007 | 10:12 PM
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Matin, Matin??????????????

U ok Dve???
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Old Oct 19, 2007 | 10:14 PM
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U had paintwork yet????
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Old Oct 19, 2007 | 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Martin-STI
Matin, Matin??????????????

U ok Dve???
No pizzed again MARTIN
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Old Oct 19, 2007 | 10:17 PM
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guessed that.....
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Old Oct 19, 2007 | 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Martin-STI
U had paintwork yet????
No not yet been to busy just like a one legged man in a ar*e kicking contest
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Old Oct 19, 2007 | 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
No not yet been to busy just like a one legged man in a ar*e kicking contest

Yer seen that you been wrecking peoples gardens
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Old Oct 19, 2007 | 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Martin-STI
Yer seen that you been wrecking peoples gardens

Hes always wrecking something

Dave said it will look great when it snows

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Old Oct 19, 2007 | 10:31 PM
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yer hidden under a foot of snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Oct 19, 2007 | 10:47 PM
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**** me Aileen has just put Jonathan Ross on and Take That are on it but no sign of the Spice girls
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Old Oct 19, 2007 | 10:58 PM
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I mite go to bed in a minite i need to get up early in the morning to watch Howard take off for France in the morning in a paper Microlight

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Old Oct 19, 2007 | 11:02 PM
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You are pi55ed.................
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Old Oct 19, 2007 | 11:05 PM
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Its true honised
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Old Oct 19, 2007 | 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
I mite go to bed in a minite i need to get up early in the morning to watch Howard take off for France in the morning in a paper Microlight
He was praticeing today in his big fookoff truck reach for the skys
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Old Oct 19, 2007 | 11:40 PM
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 12:28 AM
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pete,
at some time tonight one of those plastic coppers, (pcso) has put a notice on the windscreen of my pickup at the front of my house
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 12:31 AM
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the notice says i'm going tobe reported for no tax on the pickup
fookin w4nkers,
thing is, its taxed, the disc is still in the house
fookin waste of paperwork for them
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 12:36 AM
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with all the cars outside the house i can see them looking for more cars,
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
pete,
at some time tonight one of those plastic coppers, (pcso) has put a notice on the windscreen of my pickup at the front of my house

cheeky b4stards


wtf are they doing down your road anyway
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 12:41 AM
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 12:42 AM
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Hows it goin fella
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 12:42 AM
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you ok
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 12:43 AM
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You been tinkering with your car again today
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
you ok
Yeah man im good
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Hows it goin fella
im good mate my car has no burble and im in the directers area at villa park tomorrow
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 12:45 AM
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hope these arseh0les don't start making a nuisance of them selfs
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
You been tinkering with your car again today


i have been at howards since 6pm tonight and i only got in at 11.45
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 12:46 AM
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POLAND POLAND POLAND
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 12:47 AM
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Was at a opening night of a new wine bar last night, everything was free, and the champagne was flowing big time, was proper blasted and had a row with the misssus at the end of the night

Felt like **** all day

Its all sorted now tho
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