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Old 30 September 2007, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
talking about dumps! im stirring
Ive got one bubbling away too, i keep doing those pre plop farts, you know the ones, hardly any air, put they proper stink of pooy matter
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No way is that post at the top
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Ive got one bubbling away too, i keep doing those pre plop farts, you know the ones, hardly any air, put they proper stink of pooy matter

the ones you have to shut off quite quickly cos if you dont you end up with a turtle in yer kecks
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Right, back in a minute or 2, need to get rid of this black pudding quick

And another stella too, *** this one is dead now
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No way is that post at the top


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Right, back in a minute or 2, need to get rid of this black pudding quick

And another stella too, *** this one is dead now

hurry up then
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Old 30 September 2007, 11:18 PM
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Old 30 September 2007, 11:20 PM
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Im back, not a gritty nail in sight either
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Old 30 September 2007, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
We were chilling in bed before, and heard some lad walk past the house and say to his mate 'feckin ell, check out that car its well gay'

She's a girly girl and loves it to bits tho, i think its a proper cool car for a girl tbh


that was me an pete
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Im back, not a gritty nail in sight either


feckin disgusting
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Imm gonna miss chilling in this house

Man im gonna miss the TV big time
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Gotta catch Ste up soon

never i tell ya never
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that was me an pete

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Originally Posted by moneys
that was me an pete
Not sure, i wasnt about to get up and look outta the window mid stroke
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
shouldnt be long now tho, ive got the cash waiting, so when the right one comes along, ill pounce on it and snap it up rapid stylee

an then think **** i rushed into buying this lump of junk
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Old 30 September 2007, 11:23 PM
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Good evening sir by the way Mr Moneys
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Imm gonna miss chilling in this house

Man im gonna miss the TV big time

ah well **** happens i thought you go round there all the time anyway

it was you who said his back door is always open for you
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Originally Posted by moneys
an then think **** i rushed into buying this lump of junk
You must be speaking from experience there mate
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Originally Posted by pete higham
but the guy sits talking to himself all day on the computer

thats called spammin, you lot just put smilies, thats cheating anyone can do that, spamming is an art, a gift , a talent not a fecking smilie

















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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
When i do ill buy it, ill be driving straight to Wheelbase, banging on some 18's, then straight to the lads at Manchester Car audio for proper BLACK tints and my Alpine system reinstalled

Then order some lowering springs, and bobs ur unkle


my uncle is called denis, i was at his today actually
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my uncle is called denis, i was at his today actually


my uncle is called peter
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
But he still talks about 'graft' like he knows what it is, whilst he sits there playing on the net pretending to do some college course

i have never ever ever mentioned working hard in my proper job, its my other jobs that i 'graft' in you work in a cloakroom ric
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
My next car wont be that fast, but it will look tidy, it wont be a chavvy car at all, well maybe just a tad


but you,ve just sold that exact car
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a scouser grafting is on the rob
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but you,ve just sold that exact car
this one has to be a diesesel
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Old 30 September 2007, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i have never ever ever mentioned working hard in my proper job, its my other jobs that i 'graft' in
Thats something that is never in the same sentence together i suppose, GRAFT and SCOUSER
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