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Old 11 February 2006, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Bandwagon jumper!!!!

Shortfalls?? Point out, in ENGINEERING terms, why the CockLink helps ANYTHING!! go on , smart ****

Pete
I wouldn't bother. As I said a few posts ago, I reckon they're a bunch of toss.
Old 11 February 2006, 12:23 AM
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How about your so far up the majority your head doesn't know wher to pop out ?

Have you got a cocklink?

Shame you don't like women. You will find them a lot cleaner than Baaarbara


come on your so far up ps lewis's *** he can see your face when he brushes his teeth in the morning i do like sheep they taste mighty fine. and are very tender after i **** them silly[/quote]
Old 11 February 2006, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by GC8
Point two in Bubba's summary Pete..... I'm not a bandwagon jumper; I expressed my opinion at the beginning so I dont feel the need to repeat it now. It's ironic, isn't it?
Let me see now,

"No it doesnt Pete; and if you knew what you were talking about youd be aware of this. The early Imprezas ECUs are notoriously slow to react to detonation and when they do they have a very small amount of adjustment available.

With regard to your assertion that you can feel detonation (which youve made countless times when you troll in threads like this); Im sure that any one here with even a small degree of mechanial knowledge, will be aware that an engine can be destroyed by detonation and the driver wont know until his crankshaft fails.

Simon"

Ah, yes, that complete and utter bollox ..................... point me to where it says that Subaru Imprezas ECUs are SLOW???????

Go on, show me where!! and NOT here and not anyone with an angle to wanting it to be true!! Just a GENUINE CAR REPORT or something like that!!

The pathetic truth is that you 'heard or read' it on here - and think it's true because you are too stupid to make your OWN mind up with LOGIC thought!!

So, I want to see the report that states the ECUs are slow .............

This should be interesting ... we shall then see who actually knows what they are talking about and who is a weasel bandwagon jumper!

Pete
Old 11 February 2006, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by nik52wrx
How about your so far up the majority your head doesn't know wher to pop out ?

Have you got a cocklink?

Shame you don't like women. You will find them a lot cleaner than Baaarbara


come on your so far up ps lewis's *** he can see your face when he brushes his teeth in the morning i do like sheep they taste mighty fine. and are very tender after i **** them silly
[/QUOTE]


I might PM this post to nik so he can read it in the morning and cringe with embarrassment.
Old 11 February 2006, 12:26 AM
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Why ? Look at the clock, this is the morning!
Explain !

I might PM this post to nik so he can read it in the morning and cringe with embarrassment. [/quote]
Old 11 February 2006, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Roojai
they're not fragile.

why have a water temp gauge???????

--just incase
It is PROVEN that a Temp Gauge is useful - not like YOU then

It is also PROVEN that COCKLINKS are for Chavs/*****/****** or the terrified .... which one are you?? just interested??

Pete
Old 11 February 2006, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by nik52wrx
How about your so far up the majority your head doesn't know wher to pop out ?

Have you got a cocklink?

Shame you don't like women. You will find them a lot cleaner than Baaarbara


come on your so far up ps lewis's *** he can see your face when he brushes his teeth in the morning i do like sheep they taste mighty fine. and are very tender after i **** them silly
[/quote]

In my original post i agreed with pete that knocklinks were not needed unlees on serously modified cars
Old 11 February 2006, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by nik52wrx
Why ? Look at the clock, this is the morning!
Explain !

I might PM this post to nik so he can read it in the morning and cringe with embarrassment.
Because it's all over the place!
Old 11 February 2006, 12:29 AM
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Thats it .... I reckon I have won the Game Set and Match

COCKLINKS are for wallies

Pete
Old 11 February 2006, 12:29 AM
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What is?
The fact that people have detracted from the knocklink post and the use of?
To which i am still not sure.
Unlike you who are happy to post useless replies on P.S.Lewis

Originally Posted by Bubba po
Because it's all over the place!
Old 11 February 2006, 12:31 AM
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Can I just state, for the record, that I agree basically with everything Pete is trying to debunk about Subaru ownership? Pete knows that I'm basically on his side, he just needs to refine his technique.
Old 11 February 2006, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by nik52wrx
Why ? Look at the clock, this is the morning!
Explain !

I might PM this post to nik so he can read it in the morning and cringe with embarrassment.
[/quote]

are you lewis's gimp?
come on you can tell us dont be scared. has he let you out of the basement to "play" ? he will be awefully displeased if he catches you on the pc,you will be in for a darn good thrashing.or is that what ou are hoping
Old 11 February 2006, 12:32 AM
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What does this mean then ?
Explain!

I might PM this post to nik so he can read it in the morning and cringe with embarrassment. [/quote]
Old 11 February 2006, 12:32 AM
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Can anyone remember when Pete was so cocksure in the application of his engineering skills to assure us all with such certainty of his fabulous mileage and the size of the petrol tank that Subaru had installed in his car?

Something to think about
Old 11 February 2006, 12:35 AM
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If i had access to pictures like that i would keep it quiet!
Pics like that you must be a bender!
Unlucky mate.
Try a pic of a women it works wonders for a red blooded male.
**** bandit!
Does Baaarbara know you have pictures of gimps!

See if you can show yourself up a little more. What next Pics of Danny La Rue
are you lewis's gimp? come on you can tell us dont be scared. has he let you out of the basement to "play" ? he will be awefully displeased if he catches you on the pc,you will be in for a darn good thrashing.or is that what ou are hoping[/quote]
Old 11 February 2006, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by nik52wrx
What does this mean then ?
Explain!

"I might PM this post to nik so he can read it in the morning and cringe with embarrassment. "
Because it was utterly mixed up! It's got bits from one post, bits from another, no quotation tags to separate one from the other and it makes not one iota of sense to any sane human being!


And then you have the nerve to give ME an
Old 11 February 2006, 12:38 AM
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Make a point about knocklinks or shut up!
Grammar this grammar, grammar that, go on, do a spell check

Because it was utterly mixed up! It's got bits from one post, bits from another, no quotation tags to separate one from the other and it makes not one iota of sense to any sane human being!


And then you have the nerve to give ME an [/quote]
Old 11 February 2006, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Thats it .... I reckon I have won the Game Set and Match

COCKLINKS are for wallies

Pete
It beggars belief that some people actually read and believe the complete gob ****e you have to say Lewis. You really are a ***** of the highest order

Well done
Old 11 February 2006, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by nik52wrx
I am going to stick my head on the chopping block and agree with Pete,
Knocklinks are for the obsessed.
I repeat what i have already said in that most owners have no idea what the bloody things are so why can they be so necessary?
If det was such a problem and cars were blowing up left right and centre Subaru and motoring mags would have to say something......do they ....NO!
There must be thousands of cars out there without such devices driven by normal people, no mods etc etc etc quite happy with their Subaru so why bother????
I also bet that most owners chuck whatever fuel is cheapest or nearest into their pride and joy's without a care in the world.
I am on my second Subaru, bought in the main dealer network and on both occasions i have never been told what fuel to use.
I am convinced that this site is sometimes if not always Subaru negative
Why not rename it Fordnet.
I bet outsiders are pissing themselves reading about us lot slagging our own cars off ,remember if you don't wrap them in cotton wool they will go BANG!
Originally Posted by Bubba po
I agree on all points. My UK Subaru is the best, most reliable car I've ever owned. I had to replace the MAF within a month of buying it, but the only non-service items I have had to replace since then, in three years, are two rear shocks. It's on 106,000 miles and I often drive it with a heavy foot: but in all that time it's never broken down, it's never refused to start. The cars are shagged by idiots, not lack of knocklinks. I reckon if I bought a non-abused import I could run it on 95 ron for evermore without blowing it up because I have mechanical sympathy.
Inteligance lives

I am on my second JDM WRX, standard driving enthusuastic driving even track days, I don't thinks its luck that I have not suffered from terminal engine failure due to det, Its because Subaru make a fantastic car.

Save your money on knock links and spend it on frequent oil changes


If the a car has been tuned to the maximum of its potential, i can see the some peoples argument for having them

Although Friends of mine have tuned there cars to try and achieve 11s 1/4 and during the tuning process knock links have shown det, and simultaneously det cans have shown it to be a fasle reading, The effect of this on the road would be to stop you from driving it enthusiastically, whats the point

Bubba please don't analyse my use of grammar, I am a thick yorki pud

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Old 11 February 2006, 12:39 AM
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Wtf are you doing? how come you intertwine your post with the one that you are qouting? does lewis have your hands tied?do you have stumps for hands?
Old 11 February 2006, 12:40 AM
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Thankyou



Originally Posted by MickWrx
Inteligance lives

I am on my second JDM WRX, standard driving enthusuastic driving even track days, I don't thinks its luck that I have not suffered from terminal engine failure due to det, Its because Subaru make a fantastic car.

Save your money on knock links and spend it on frequent oil changes


If the a car has been tuned to the maximum of its potential, i can see the some peoples argument for having them

Although Friends of mine have tuned there cars to try and achieve 11s 1/4 and during the tuning process knock links have shown det, and simultaneously det cans have shown it to be a fasle reading, The effect of this on the road would be to stop you from driving it enthusiastically whats the point
Old 11 February 2006, 12:41 AM
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Atleast aim it at somebody

Originally Posted by kingofturds
Wtf are you doing? how come you intertwine your post with the one that you are qouting? does lewis have your hands tied?do you have stumps for hands?
Old 11 February 2006, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by nik52wrx
Atleast aim it at somebody

Old 11 February 2006, 12:45 AM
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With a username of Kingofturds the gimp pic should have been no surprise!
Shame all have to see.
You still havent made a valid point about knocklinks......
I'm waiting........But not in the way you would like



te=kingofturds][/quote]
Old 11 February 2006, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by nik52wrx
With a username of Kingofturds the gimp pic should have been no surprise!
Shame all have to see.
You still havent made a valid point about knocklinks......
I'm waiting........But not in the way you would like



te=kingofturds]
[/quote]

if you do not stop intertwining posts im afraid i will have to ask ps to put you back in your box in the basement

[quote][/i do agree that the coclinks are a waste of time unless you have one seriously modded scoob
QUOTE]
Old 11 February 2006, 12:56 AM
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You are still obsessed with P.S.Lewis.
Read my earlier posts gimp.
I still dont follow the interwining posts bit ,take off the mask you might be able to see a bit better. Fancy posting a picture like that
Is that the sort of thing you store on your pc. Cocklinks aside, try pics of women. Dont show your gimp pics to your mates or you wont have any.

A closing note:

Tomorrow i am going to put some Optimax in the STi and head for the coast for a day trip. I have no knocklink but i do have Subaru assistance so hopefully i will make it back in time for tea

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Old 11 February 2006, 01:00 AM
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Why can't nik master the basic functions of this BBS? Is he special needs?
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Originally Posted by nik52wrx
You are still obsessed with P.S.Lewis.
Read my earlier posts gimp.
I still dont follow the interwining posts bit ,take off the mask you might be able to see a bit better. Fancy posting a picture like that
Is that the sort of thing you store on your pc. Cocklinks aside, try pics of women. Dont show your gimp pics to your mates or you wont have any.

A closing note:

Tomorrow i am going to put some Optimax in the STi and head for the coast for a day trip. I have no knoclink but i do have Subaru assistance so hopefully i will make it back in time for tea


if you do not stop intertwining posts im afraid i will have to ask ps to put you back in your box in the basement
dont head off to the south coast tis where us gimps hang out
Old 11 February 2006, 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
dont head off to the south coast tis where us gimps hang out

You wish !
I will leave you to your little rent boys.
Leave the women to men.
Don't get me wrong i have nothing against men like you!
Afterall its a free world, and if you want to come on here posting pictures of men in masks that you have on your pc, then thats your choice.
If i was you i would keep it quiet though.
Goodnight cowboy, or are you a construction worker tonight
Its sad for you that after a chat about Knocklinks you have come across as someone that stores pics of half naked men on their pc.
S**t happens
Old 11 February 2006, 01:11 AM
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