Very funny football chants
14 February 2006, 04:04 PM
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Anfield on Boxing Day
"Where were you in Istanbul?" "You should have signed for a Big Club" "What a waste of talent" to Michael Owen
"There's only one Titus Bramble" "Bramble for England"
"You should be in Jail" to Lee Bowyer
And that perennial favourite "**** Off Shearer"
"Where were you in Istanbul?" "You should have signed for a Big Club" "What a waste of talent" to Michael Owen
"There's only one Titus Bramble" "Bramble for England"
"You should be in Jail" to Lee Bowyer
And that perennial favourite "**** Off Shearer"
14 February 2006, 06:03 PM
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Tottenham fans after the recent Campbell rumours. Again sung to the Lord of the Dance. Sick, sick song though so not for the easily offended:
Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You're on the brink of lunacy
We don't give a f*ck if you're hanging from a tree
Cos you're a Judas c*nt with HIV
Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You're on the brink of lunacy
We don't give a f*ck if you're hanging from a tree
Cos you're a Judas c*nt with HIV
15 February 2006, 01:55 PM
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A favourite, to the tune of "Walk on", is
"Sign on, sign on
with a pen in your hand
cos you'll never get a job"
Just cos they hate it so much.
That "Daydream Believer" one was for Franny Lee at Man City first off I think.
The Palace fans currently favour "We know you're ******** Will Young". It's a bit different I suppose.
"Sign on, sign on
with a pen in your hand
cos you'll never get a job"
Just cos they hate it so much.
That "Daydream Believer" one was for Franny Lee at Man City first off I think.
The Palace fans currently favour "We know you're ******** Will Young". It's a bit different I suppose.
15 February 2006, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by doobiedoo
"Away in a manger, no crib for a bed, the little lord jesus looked up and he said... F*CK OFF TOTTENHAM, F*CK OFF TOTTENHAM"
F*ck off Tottenham up the league
F*ck off Tottenham up the league
as sang by the 3 Gooner's who ever sing in Highbury the Library....?
Just a thought...
23 June 2006, 11:11 AM
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any fans to john fashanu when it came out his bro was gay ,
" score with your brother,
you couldn't score with your brother ,
score with your brother............"
" score with your brother,
you couldn't score with your brother ,
score with your brother............"
23 June 2006, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by lozgti
Like the old 'he's fat he's round he bounces on the ground 'one but for Mr Crouch
He's tall he's mad
He dances like your dad
Peter Crouch
He's tall he's mad
He dances like your dad
Peter Crouch
Hes Tall
His feet stick out the bed
Peter Crouch
23 June 2006, 01:47 PM
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he's big,
He's round
He weighs 300 pound
Sammy Lee, Sammly Lee
He's big,
He's gay,
His missus played away
Sol Campbell, Sol Campbell
He's tall,
He's sound
his missus is a hound
david beckham, david beckham
He's short
He's proud
He ***** one from girls aloud
Ashely Cole, Ashely Cole
He's round
He weighs 300 pound
Sammy Lee, Sammly Lee
He's big,
He's gay,
His missus played away
Sol Campbell, Sol Campbell
He's tall,
He's sound
his missus is a hound
david beckham, david beckham
He's short
He's proud
He ***** one from girls aloud
Ashely Cole, Ashely Cole
23 June 2006, 02:07 PM
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My manc supporting mate likes to sing about Gary Neville's sister;
Tracy Neville is a slag,
Is a slag,
Is a slag,
Tracy Neville is a slag...
She plays netball!!
Tracy Neville is a slag,
Is a slag,
Is a slag,
Tracy Neville is a slag...
She plays netball!!
23 June 2006, 03:23 PM
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23 June 2006, 03:43 PM
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23 June 2006, 03:47 PM
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Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover...
He's bald,
He's sh*t,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!
It has been known (when we're winning) to sing "we've got the best player in the world (repeat) Cygan!"
Usually this would be for Henry et al.
At half time, going for a p***, little boy (6 or 7) goes to his dad,
"Is Cygan the best player dad?, coz you said he was sh*t!"
Everybody that heard it cracked up, his dad was laughing too much to rollock him
Top thread guys
cover...
He's bald,
He's sh*t,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!
It has been known (when we're winning) to sing "we've got the best player in the world (repeat) Cygan!"
Usually this would be for Henry et al.
At half time, going for a p***, little boy (6 or 7) goes to his dad,
"Is Cygan the best player dad?, coz you said he was sh*t!"
Everybody that heard it cracked up, his dad was laughing too much to rollock him
Top thread guys
23 June 2006, 03:51 PM
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i know of a couple... mainly aimed at Man Utd fans...
i haven't read thru the list properly to see if they've been mentioned tho.. so if they're duplicated i do apologise!
sang to Monty Pythons bright side of life...
Always look on the runway for ice do do do do do do do doo.
secondly , aimed at Beckham when he got stretchered off in a match a good while back...
sang to you are my sunshine...
you are my sunshine, my only sunshine
you make me happy, when skies are grey
you'll never know just how much i laughed
when they stretchered that w@nker away !
i haven't read thru the list properly to see if they've been mentioned tho.. so if they're duplicated i do apologise!
sang to Monty Pythons bright side of life...
Always look on the runway for ice do do do do do do do doo.
secondly , aimed at Beckham when he got stretchered off in a match a good while back...
sang to you are my sunshine...
you are my sunshine, my only sunshine
you make me happy, when skies are grey
you'll never know just how much i laughed
when they stretchered that w@nker away !
..
24 June 2006, 08:42 AM
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Scarborough fans to York fans,
"SHOVE YA KIT KATS UP YOUR AR$E, SHOVE YA KIT KATS UP YER AR$E"
"We can see you sneeking out" (after the 5-1 drubbing hee hee)
"SHOVE YA KIT KATS UP YOUR AR$E, SHOVE YA KIT KATS UP YER AR$E"
"We can see you sneeking out" (after the 5-1 drubbing hee hee)
24 June 2006, 06:28 PM
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Sung at middlesboro' fans this year whilst there with spurs
Nice ground Sh*t Fans
Nice ground Sh*t Fans
Your just a small team from Scotland
Your just a small team from Scotland
Which they replied
We're just a small team in europe
Small team in europe
Sad or what !!!!
Nice ground Sh*t Fans
Nice ground Sh*t Fans
Your just a small team from Scotland
Your just a small team from Scotland
Which they replied
We're just a small team in europe
Small team in europe
Sad or what !!!!
24 June 2006, 06:51 PM
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i heard leeds fans sing this to chelsea fans. 
when i was just a little boy i asked my mother what shall i be
should i be chelsea should i be leeds this what she said to me
wash your mouth out son and get your fathers gun and
shoot the chelsea scum.
when i was just a little boy i asked my mother what shall i be
should i be chelsea should i be leeds this what she said to me
wash your mouth out son and get your fathers gun and
shoot the chelsea scum.
25 June 2006, 02:07 PM
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heard a good one at the scottish cup final.
there was a guy with a scarf that said ' oh the hibees are gay' and he kept walking down the bottom of the stand with it held high.this set all of us off singing it to the tune of 7 nation army until he got sent back to his seat by a policeman which prompted chants from the hearts fans of 'oh the polis are gay'.
was absolutly fantastic.
there was a guy with a scarf that said ' oh the hibees are gay' and he kept walking down the bottom of the stand with it held high.this set all of us off singing it to the tune of 7 nation army until he got sent back to his seat by a policeman which prompted chants from the hearts fans of 'oh the polis are gay'.
was absolutly fantastic.
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03 September 2010, 11:51 AM
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At Scun thorpe United:
"Who needs Mourinho?
We've got our physio", (their successful manager used to be the physio).
And an oldie, after we beat Stockport, Millwall and Sheffield WQednesday, to reach the 5th round of the FA cup for the first time, (1969):
To the tune of "the long and the short and the tall";
"Fek 'em all! Fek 'em all!
Sheff Wednesday, Stockport and Millwall.
We are United and we are the best,
we are United so FEK all the rest!"
And one we used to sing at our old rivals, Grimsby and Lincoln, to the tune of Robin Hood:
Iron man, Iron man, walking through the town,
Iron man, Iron man, knocks the b@stards down,
Feared by the Mariners,
Hated by the Clan,
Iron man, Iron man, Iron man.
"Who needs Mourinho?
We've got our physio", (their successful manager used to be the physio).
And an oldie, after we beat Stockport, Millwall and Sheffield WQednesday, to reach the 5th round of the FA cup for the first time, (1969):
To the tune of "the long and the short and the tall";
"Fek 'em all! Fek 'em all!
Sheff Wednesday, Stockport and Millwall.
We are United and we are the best,
we are United so FEK all the rest!"
And one we used to sing at our old rivals, Grimsby and Lincoln, to the tune of Robin Hood:
Iron man, Iron man, walking through the town,
Iron man, Iron man, knocks the b@stards down,
Feared by the Mariners,
Hated by the Clan,
Iron man, Iron man, Iron man.
03 September 2010, 01:41 PM
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After Newcatle through a petrol bomb at the west ham fans in the away end.
He's only a poor little hammer
who's clothes are all tattered and torn
he wanted a fight so I set him a light
and now they dont back no more
Sung to the boro fan(s)
Down on your daughters
you go down on your daughters etc etc
He's only a poor little hammer
who's clothes are all tattered and torn
he wanted a fight so I set him a light
and now they dont back no more
Sung to the boro fan(s)
Down on your daughters
you go down on your daughters etc etc
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