Knocklink?
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Originally Posted by pslewis
FFS if your engine about to blow - you CAN hear it!!!!!
Pete, have you ever experienced it? If so, under what circumstances etc?
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From: Old Codgers Home
Originally Posted by jasonius
Out of interest Pete, given that you're such a wonderfully experienced driver, what's the highest RPM you've taken your scoob to..? (and MPH while we're at it..?)
Didn't mean to, but my colostomy bag slipped and got jammed between my foot and the throttle!!
I was gutted! Nurse wasn't very happy either!Pete
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Originally Posted by highlander68k
Pete, have you ever experienced it? If so, under what circumstances etc?
You don't think you would get a noise telling you that your engine is about to blow-up??
I seriously wonder for the younger generation ...... you can't spell, you talk in knobspeak, you couldn't drive and live without ABS,Traction,4x4 and an ECU that does the driving for you!! .... now you are telling me you are deaf TOO!!
Oh, yes, and you like likkle lights that flash on the dash
And 'Change-Gear-NOW-********' lights!!
It beggars belief .... am I the ONLY sane, proper driver on here???
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PSLewis, you don't seem to really like anyone on hear? I haven't been around long, but all you seem to do is generalise, criticise, and seem very caught up in yourself. If someone has a different opinion, you don't seem able to accept it!
I must admit, I do wander if some of the things you say are just to get a reaction from people? You seem to crave reactions from people, and if people dare change their Subaru from standard spec, you refer to them as a chav?!
You criticise the young members on here, and you seem by far the most childish of the lot! Maybe you should seek help, and try and be supportive, rather than appearing to be the resident grumpy old ******?
I must admit, I do wander if some of the things you say are just to get a reaction from people? You seem to crave reactions from people, and if people dare change their Subaru from standard spec, you refer to them as a chav?!
You criticise the young members on here, and you seem by far the most childish of the lot! Maybe you should seek help, and try and be supportive, rather than appearing to be the resident grumpy old ******?
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From: Hunting for my next Impreza!
Originally Posted by CyprusScooby
So I'm still none the wiser!
Is anybody going to give some decent advice on this post?
Is anybody going to give some decent advice on this post?
http://www.andyforrestperformance.co.uk/16253.html
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From: Old Codgers Home
Originally Posted by ImprezaRob
PSLewis, you don't seem to really like anyone on hear? I haven't been around long, but all you seem to do is generalise, criticise, and seem very caught up in yourself. If someone has a different opinion, you don't seem able to accept it!
I must admit, I do wander if some of the things you say are just to get a reaction from people? You seem to crave reactions from people, and if people dare change their Subaru from standard spec, you refer to them as a chav?!
You criticise the young members on here, and you seem by far the most childish of the lot! Maybe you should seek help, and try and be supportive, rather than appearing to be the resident grumpy old ******?
I must admit, I do wander if some of the things you say are just to get a reaction from people? You seem to crave reactions from people, and if people dare change their Subaru from standard spec, you refer to them as a chav?!
You criticise the young members on here, and you seem by far the most childish of the lot! Maybe you should seek help, and try and be supportive, rather than appearing to be the resident grumpy old ******?
Pete
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PSlewis only wants to get a reaction from people. He likes to wind people up. Just ignore him. Its a shame though as newbie could take him seriously.
Originally Posted by ImprezaRob
I didnt realise you were SN's resident proof reader, and that my last post was unreadable!!?
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From: Old Codgers Home
Originally Posted by dj219957
PSlewis only wants to get a reaction from people. He likes to wind people up. Just ignore him. Its a shame though as newbie could take him seriously.
1st He calls me a ******
then
2nd I tell him to learn how to spell
Not sure which was the worst post?? *****!!
AND as a newbie he should bow down before me!!
Pete
Originally Posted by pslewis
Lets see now ........
1st He calls me a ******
then
2nd I tell him to learn how to spell
Not sure which was the worst post?? *****!!
AND as a newbie he should bow down before me!!
Pete
1st He calls me a ******
then
2nd I tell him to learn how to spell
Not sure which was the worst post?? *****!!
AND as a newbie he should bow down before me!!
Pete
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From: In a V6 Mercedes
Originally Posted by pslewis
Lets see now ........
1st He calls me a ******
then
2nd I tell him to learn how to spell
Not sure which was the worst post?? *****!!
AND as a newbie he should bow down before me!!
Pete
1st He calls me a ******
then
2nd I tell him to learn how to spell
Not sure which was the worst post?? *****!!
AND as a newbie he should bow down before me!!
Pete
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From: Hampshire
Originally Posted by ImprezaRob
I think you have just confirmed my point pslewis....
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From: riding the crest of a wave ...
The only cocklink Pissy requires is attached to his privates. He wouldnt require a knocklink because he has no stereo in his scooby....
....in fact he has no scooby at all...
....in fact he has no scooby at all...
Last edited by dpb; Sep 26, 2005 at 07:52 PM.
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OK, you losers .... back to whether a CockLink is:-
1. A Chav must-have
2. A waste of money
3. A Chav must-have
or
4. A waste of money
I am willing to go along with the majority vote for either 1,2,3 or 4
Please do not show yourself up and add any other options .... you will just confuse the matter (and some saddos are really simple here on SN!)
Pete
1. A Chav must-have
2. A waste of money
3. A Chav must-have
or
4. A waste of money
I am willing to go along with the majority vote for either 1,2,3 or 4
Please do not show yourself up and add any other options .... you will just confuse the matter (and some saddos are really simple here on SN!)
Pete
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From: Hampshire
Originally Posted by pslewis
OK, you losers .... back to where my CockLink is:-
1. I am a girl
2. It is shrivelled (old)
3. Radical prostatectomy gone wron
or
4. Nestled like a little acorn amongst my bush
I am willing to go along with the majority vote for either 1,2,3 or 4
Please do not show yourself up and add any other options .... you will just confuse the matter (and some saddos are really simple here on SN!)
Pete
1. I am a girl
2. It is shrivelled (old)
3. Radical prostatectomy gone wron
or
4. Nestled like a little acorn amongst my bush
I am willing to go along with the majority vote for either 1,2,3 or 4
Please do not show yourself up and add any other options .... you will just confuse the matter (and some saddos are really simple here on SN!)
Pete
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He's a **** alright. Bet he got bullied at school, then got old, now just spends his time winding people up. Problem here is with SN policy really. WHY IS HE ALLOWED? I thought the reason for the forum was for the good of Subaru ownership
Tell me the admin don't think he's good for that?? (Please point out any helpfull posts he's made recently)
Tell me the admin don't think he's good for that?? (Please point out any helpfull posts he's made recently)
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This is about CockLinks not SN Policy you clown!!
Just because I have a different view than you doesn't mean I'm wrong and doesn't mean I'm not for the good of Subaru ownership! I think that CockLinks are a waste of time and can lead Scooby owners into a false sense of security .... hence advancing Scooby Ownership Knowledge!
Back on Topic ........ CockLinks, Bad or Waste of Money??
Pete
Just because I have a different view than you doesn't mean I'm wrong and doesn't mean I'm not for the good of Subaru ownership! I think that CockLinks are a waste of time and can lead Scooby owners into a false sense of security .... hence advancing Scooby Ownership Knowledge!
Back on Topic ........ CockLinks, Bad or Waste of Money??
Pete
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Speaking of clowns, Pete rather than get wound up about the sh!te you seem to write on a regular basis, its much more entertaining to laugh. It seems you are indeed the village idiot, I must admit it has taken me a while to figure you out. Just out of interest do you own a big pair of shoes and a set of juggling *****? My 6 year old nephew has a birthday party coming up and they are looking for a clown. However I must admit I am starting to find your posts amusing
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