Save yourself a few bob and eat out of the cupboard for a few days. I'm having ravioli and rice pudding tonight.

 

Pah - bunch of wuses - who needs milk and bread anyway?

The fridge in my garage is well stocked with Stella, Carling Premier, Tetley's and Heinekin with re-inforcements just waiting for deployment, so no worries at my house.

Plenty of burgers, sausages and bacon as well, so I'll be living on beer and barbies if things carry on.

Chris.

 

Hey ChrisB - it's all round to your place for a barbie then - oh FU@K - Staffs - where do I get the petrol.........
Approve of the diet - but have you fitted a smaller steering wheel so you can get the old gut under it?

GranTurisimo - trains may run on diesel down your way but in the smoke (pardon pun) we've got 'lecky ones mate - or maybe not for long.

Off to watch Driven - don't know why - its worse than Flop Queer - and no VBH either!!

9.15 pm - yep - Driven was crap!!

PS - 9pm news - looks like Tone is getting the tankers on the move - the smarmy slimeball will probably gain some political mileage out of it and say he personally solved the crisis - just remember guys and gals who is ripping us off when it comes to vote time.......


[This message has been edited by Dave T-S (edited 12 September 2000).]