I'm off to bed.

Fooked!

Night.

 

Dave - thank you for posting the incontrovertible evidence demonstrating the veracity of my initial contention.....

Barry - Sneaky, moi? Check you credit card statement very carefully muhahahahah......

Sticky - eh?

 

I have and virtually every transaction is for Shell , there's so many on the last one I'm thinking of asking for shares

 

Get yersen down to Sainsbury's mate. 97RON SUL for 82.9

 

Morrison's NUL for me. Can't remember how much it is.....

Last time I bought some CostoMax was on the 28th Feb.....

 

s'not fair, just cos you've got those dull old UK cars you can get away with using normal petrol, my car's special cos it's a jap one so I have to use special petrol and booster

Still, all that is about to change

 

Barry - you're not getting that 1.0 litre Corsa engine put in are you?

 

Yeah I is as it appens cos I've seen the car it's from man, it's well wicked geezer, it'll do 240mph man. It ain't no hordinary 1.0 litre corsa engine you know, it's had modhifications an everyfink mate. It's got colour coded cam covers, allyminimumum con rods and carbon fibre HT leads which boost power by at least 150bhp, it's absolootly banging man. Once it get it in me Impressa it's gonna rip the tarmac up big time, I'm tellin ya

 

So that's where Prince Nasheem got to

 

Andy, is that your local Take-Away....??

 

Sorry to point this out mate, but my mechanic mate who knows a guy that used to work for McLaren putting the air in the tyres on the tea trolley in the HQ at Woking reckons that they're limited to 212mph. So, yours is crap nah.....!!