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Old 04 April 2005, 07:19 AM
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Back to the usual bollux...

Old 04 April 2005, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
Back to the usual bollux...

That's the aim.....
Originally Posted by Apple
So, you're feeling like a new man, HB?

Are you all refreshed and raring to go after the hols?
Yeah mate - except the top of mi bald spot is peeling..... It's almost like the start of a Doctor Who regeneration.....
Old 04 April 2005, 12:07 PM
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Excellent to have you back HB I take it I can pass the baton of muppetism back into your very capable hands, in fact judging by the first couple of posts following your return it appears you have already grabbed it and are sprinting toward the hutch as we speak
Old 04 April 2005, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by bgood
Excellent to have you back HB I take it I can pass the baton of muppetism back into your very capable hands, in fact judging by the first couple of posts following your return it appears you have already grabbed it and are sprinting toward the hutch as we speak
Glad to see you left the key under the mat mate....
Old 04 April 2005, 01:03 PM
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Oh, that's fan-bleeding-tastic!!!

So now everyone knows where we keep the key to the WYIOC Hutch of Muppetdom.

Gonna have to change the locks AGAIN!

I'd have thought that incident with HB and Ronnie Corbett would have been enough to tech everyone a lesson in keeping the location of the key to themselves, but no, off he goes blabbing about it being 'hidden' under the mat. If you're not careful you'll be getting a suspension order preventing you from further use of said hutch until you can show that you're mature enough to keep yer gob shut.

Mr corbett's solicitors are still demanding compensation for his injuries. Do you know how difficult it is to hide stretch marks? I managed to placate them with assurances that an incident of 'that' type and magnitude would never happen again, God only knows what repercussions this will have if they get wind of it. It could mean that Al and Dazza end up testifying and having to re-live the whole thing. Just think of the mental anguish and torture that the poor guys will have to go through. The mere thought of the sounds, let alone the images.

Ugh!!!
Old 04 April 2005, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
Oh, that's fan-bleeding-tastic!!!

So now everyone knows where we keep the key to the WYIOC Hutch of Muppetdom.

Gonna have to change the locks AGAIN!

I'd have thought that incident with HB and Ronnie Corbett would have been enough to tech everyone a lesson in keeping the location of the key to themselves, but no, off he goes blabbing about it being 'hidden' under the mat. If you're not careful you'll be getting a suspension order preventing you from further use of said hutch until you can show that you're mature enough to keep yer gob shut.

Mr corbett's solicitors are still demanding compensation for his injuries. Do you know how difficult it is to hide stretch marks? I managed to placate them with assurances that an incident of 'that' type and magnitude would never happen again, God only knows what repercussions this will have if they get wind of it. It could mean that Al and Dazza end up testifying and having to re-live the whole thing. Just think of the mental anguish and torture that the poor guys will have to go through. The mere thought of the sounds, let alone the images.

Ugh!!!
You been on the Ralgex again...??
Old 04 April 2005, 01:50 PM
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No, but I have been on b'doing
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...or as it should be re-named b'creak
Old 04 April 2005, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
Oh, that's fan-bleeding-tastic!!!

So now everyone knows where we keep the key to the WYIOC Hutch of Muppetdom.

Gonna have to change the locks AGAIN!

I'd have thought that incident with HB and Ronnie Corbett would have been enough to tech everyone a lesson in keeping the location of the key to themselves, but no, off he goes blabbing about it being 'hidden' under the mat. If you're not careful you'll be getting a suspension order preventing you from further use of said hutch until you can show that you're mature enough to keep yer gob shut.

Mr corbett's solicitors are still demanding compensation for his injuries. Do you know how difficult it is to hide stretch marks? I managed to placate them with assurances that an incident of 'that' type and magnitude would never happen again, God only knows what repercussions this will have if they get wind of it. It could mean that Al and Dazza end up testifying and having to re-live the whole thing. Just think of the mental anguish and torture that the poor guys will have to go through. The mere thought of the sounds, let alone the images.

Ugh!!!
I can't believe that story about Ronnie Corbett is actually true I had just chalked it up to internet hype and to think, they say carrots are good for you
Old 04 April 2005, 02:31 PM
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Only when eaten. And it wasn't just carrots. The beetroot has left severe bruising around the point of entry, and no-one's seen the brussel sprouts since.
Old 04 April 2005, 03:00 PM
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I just can't believe people really think his nostrils have always been different sizes, it was clearly only after the 'Hutch' incident that they were like that.
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Originally Posted by bgood
I just can't believe people really think his nostrils have always been different sizes, it was clearly only after the 'Hutch' incident that they were like that.
Careful with the 'H' word. We'll have David Soul's lawyers on the phone before you know it
Old 04 April 2005, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
Careful with the 'H' word. We'll have David Soul's lawyers on the phone before you know it
Yeah - remember what happened the last time you started humming the lyrics to 'Don't give up on us baby'.....
Old 04 April 2005, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
...or as it should be re-named b'creak
Not "Eau-chitte Creak" then...??
Old 05 April 2005, 09:20 AM
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Average speed to work this morning...


17.5 mph
Old 05 April 2005, 10:18 AM
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I had to do 155 to catch that Clio who shot past me doing 140 on the M62 on sunday morning. Must have been Steve's bro'in-law Had to show him that he wasn't really THAT quick though

<flame suit on> not big, not clever, not proud, did enjoy it, would have been hung if caught <suit off>

<not bothered head back on>
Old 05 April 2005, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
Average speed to work this morning...


17.5 mph
You do realise that stopping the timer at the bottom of the hill you rolled down from your house will affect the average speed somewhat don't you?
Old 05 April 2005, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
I had to do 155 to catch that Clio who shot past me doing 140 on the M62 on sunday morning. Must have been Steve's bro'in-law Had to show him that he wasn't really THAT quick though

<flame suit on> not big, not clever, not proud, did enjoy it, would have been hung if caught <suit off>

<not bothered head back on>
Now there are those that will say to that sort of behaviour but as you are rapidly turning into my personal chauffeur I say good on ya for showing that Frenchie some real Va Va Voom
Old 05 April 2005, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
I had to do 155 to catch that Clio who shot past me doing 140 on the M62 on sunday morning. Must have been Steve's bro'in-law Had to show him that he wasn't really THAT quick though

<flame suit on> not big, not clever, not proud, did enjoy it, would have been hung if caught <suit off>

<not bothered head back on>
If it was a black one t'was him
Old 05 April 2005, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by STEVECHAPS
If it was a black one t'was him
Nah, blue ! Must have been another idiot Let him stay quite a bit in front so if he braked like an idiot for whatever reason I'd have plenty of warning, and it wouldn't look like racing either
Old 05 April 2005, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
I had to do 155 to catch that Clio who shot past me doing 140 on the M62 on sunday morning. Must have been Steve's bro'in-law Had to show him that he wasn't really THAT quick though

<flame suit on> not big, not clever, not proud, did enjoy it, would have been hung if caught <suit off>

<not bothered head back on>
Of course it could have been stolen
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Oi, Mr. Chairman ! Where the new thread for the April meet

To save you the time and the possibility of getting the date wrong again it'll be thursday 28th of April. You may also want to mention the trackday (9th) and Phil's charidee bungee (24th).
Old 06 April 2005, 09:07 PM
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You mean this one?

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416941

Not quite of the corporate identity title but it's a start
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Mutiny, mutiny I say !

The chairman had this scheduled for mid May There'll be Hell to pay I tell ye
Old 06 April 2005, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
Oi, Mr. Chairman ! Where the new thread for the April meet
Dave, Al's obviously busy preparing his manifesto for the 5th May. First the RAF. Then the WYIOC. Then UK Plc. Will his talents never end....
Old 07 April 2005, 05:44 AM
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Will his talents never end....
Wasn't aware they ever started
Old 07 April 2005, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
Wasn't aware they ever started
He's practicing in front of the mirror......
Old 07 April 2005, 09:57 AM
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Err.. scuse me? Shurely Shome mishtake... I'm an honest up front Black Country Lad who oozes charm, charisma nd bucket loads of talent...



Just don't as what I'm doing here.. OK?

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Originally Posted by Alan C
Just don't as what I'm doing here.. OK?
Erm.... Oozing something else by the look of it....
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Originally Posted by Alan C
Err.. scuse me? Shurely Shome mishtake... I'm an honest up front Black Country Lad who oozes charm, charisma nd bucket loads of talent...



Just don't as what I'm doing here.. OK?
Bugger me!!!

Dazza's **** has got fat of late


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