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From: WYIOC. The Foxglove, Kirkburton, Huddersfield.
Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
Back to the usual bollux...
Originally Posted by Apple
So, you're feeling like a new man, HB?
Are you all refreshed and raring to go after the hols?
Are you all refreshed and raring to go after the hols?
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Excellent to have you back HB 
I take it I can pass the baton of muppetism back into your very capable hands, in fact judging by the first couple of posts following your return it appears you have already grabbed it and are sprinting toward the hutch as we speak
I take it I can pass the baton of muppetism back into your very capable hands, in fact judging by the first couple of posts following your return it appears you have already grabbed it and are sprinting toward the hutch as we speak
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From: WYIOC. The Foxglove, Kirkburton, Huddersfield.
Originally Posted by bgood
Excellent to have you back HB I take it I can pass the baton of muppetism back into your very capable hands, in fact judging by the first couple of posts following your return it appears you have already grabbed it and are sprinting toward the hutch as we speak
I take it I can pass the baton of muppetism back into your very capable hands, in fact judging by the first couple of posts following your return it appears you have already grabbed it and are sprinting toward the hutch as we speak
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
Oh, that's fan-bleeding-tastic!!!
So now everyone knows where we keep the key to the WYIOC Hutch of Muppetdom.
Gonna have to change the locks AGAIN!
I'd have thought that incident with HB and Ronnie Corbett would have been enough to tech everyone a lesson in keeping the location of the key to themselves, but no, off he goes blabbing about it being 'hidden' under the mat. If you're not careful you'll be getting a suspension order preventing you from further use of said hutch until you can show that you're mature enough to keep yer gob shut.
Mr corbett's solicitors are still demanding compensation for his injuries. Do you know how difficult it is to hide stretch marks? I managed to placate them with assurances that an incident of 'that' type and magnitude would never happen again, God only knows what repercussions this will have if they get wind of it. It could mean that Al and Dazza end up testifying and having to re-live the whole thing. Just think of the mental anguish and torture that the poor guys will have to go through. The mere thought of the sounds, let alone the images.
Ugh!!!
So now everyone knows where we keep the key to the WYIOC Hutch of Muppetdom.
Gonna have to change the locks AGAIN!
I'd have thought that incident with HB and Ronnie Corbett would have been enough to tech everyone a lesson in keeping the location of the key to themselves, but no, off he goes blabbing about it being 'hidden' under the mat. If you're not careful you'll be getting a suspension order preventing you from further use of said hutch until you can show that you're mature enough to keep yer gob shut.
Mr corbett's solicitors are still demanding compensation for his injuries. Do you know how difficult it is to hide stretch marks? I managed to placate them with assurances that an incident of 'that' type and magnitude would never happen again, God only knows what repercussions this will have if they get wind of it. It could mean that Al and Dazza end up testifying and having to re-live the whole thing. Just think of the mental anguish and torture that the poor guys will have to go through. The mere thought of the sounds, let alone the images.
Ugh!!!
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From: WYIOC. The Foxglove, Kirkburton, Huddersfield.
Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
Oh, that's fan-bleeding-tastic!!!
So now everyone knows where we keep the key to the WYIOC Hutch of Muppetdom.
Gonna have to change the locks AGAIN!
I'd have thought that incident with HB and Ronnie Corbett would have been enough to tech everyone a lesson in keeping the location of the key to themselves, but no, off he goes blabbing about it being 'hidden' under the mat. If you're not careful you'll be getting a suspension order preventing you from further use of said hutch until you can show that you're mature enough to keep yer gob shut.
Mr corbett's solicitors are still demanding compensation for his injuries. Do you know how difficult it is to hide stretch marks? I managed to placate them with assurances that an incident of 'that' type and magnitude would never happen again, God only knows what repercussions this will have if they get wind of it. It could mean that Al and Dazza end up testifying and having to re-live the whole thing. Just think of the mental anguish and torture that the poor guys will have to go through. The mere thought of the sounds, let alone the images.
Ugh!!!
So now everyone knows where we keep the key to the WYIOC Hutch of Muppetdom.
Gonna have to change the locks AGAIN!
I'd have thought that incident with HB and Ronnie Corbett would have been enough to tech everyone a lesson in keeping the location of the key to themselves, but no, off he goes blabbing about it being 'hidden' under the mat. If you're not careful you'll be getting a suspension order preventing you from further use of said hutch until you can show that you're mature enough to keep yer gob shut.
Mr corbett's solicitors are still demanding compensation for his injuries. Do you know how difficult it is to hide stretch marks? I managed to placate them with assurances that an incident of 'that' type and magnitude would never happen again, God only knows what repercussions this will have if they get wind of it. It could mean that Al and Dazza end up testifying and having to re-live the whole thing. Just think of the mental anguish and torture that the poor guys will have to go through. The mere thought of the sounds, let alone the images.
Ugh!!!
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Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
Oh, that's fan-bleeding-tastic!!!
So now everyone knows where we keep the key to the WYIOC Hutch of Muppetdom.
Gonna have to change the locks AGAIN!
I'd have thought that incident with HB and Ronnie Corbett would have been enough to tech everyone a lesson in keeping the location of the key to themselves, but no, off he goes blabbing about it being 'hidden' under the mat. If you're not careful you'll be getting a suspension order preventing you from further use of said hutch until you can show that you're mature enough to keep yer gob shut.
Mr corbett's solicitors are still demanding compensation for his injuries. Do you know how difficult it is to hide stretch marks? I managed to placate them with assurances that an incident of 'that' type and magnitude would never happen again, God only knows what repercussions this will have if they get wind of it. It could mean that Al and Dazza end up testifying and having to re-live the whole thing. Just think of the mental anguish and torture that the poor guys will have to go through. The mere thought of the sounds, let alone the images.
Ugh!!!
So now everyone knows where we keep the key to the WYIOC Hutch of Muppetdom.
Gonna have to change the locks AGAIN!
I'd have thought that incident with HB and Ronnie Corbett would have been enough to tech everyone a lesson in keeping the location of the key to themselves, but no, off he goes blabbing about it being 'hidden' under the mat. If you're not careful you'll be getting a suspension order preventing you from further use of said hutch until you can show that you're mature enough to keep yer gob shut.
Mr corbett's solicitors are still demanding compensation for his injuries. Do you know how difficult it is to hide stretch marks? I managed to placate them with assurances that an incident of 'that' type and magnitude would never happen again, God only knows what repercussions this will have if they get wind of it. It could mean that Al and Dazza end up testifying and having to re-live the whole thing. Just think of the mental anguish and torture that the poor guys will have to go through. The mere thought of the sounds, let alone the images.
Ugh!!!
I had just chalked it up to internet hype and to think, they say carrots are good for you
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
Only when eaten. And it wasn't just carrots. The beetroot has left severe bruising around the point of entry, and no-one's seen the brussel sprouts since.
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I just can't believe people really think his nostrils have always been different sizes, it was clearly only after the 'Hutch' incident that they were like that.
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
Originally Posted by bgood
I just can't believe people really think his nostrils have always been different sizes, it was clearly only after the 'Hutch' incident that they were like that.
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From: WYIOC. The Foxglove, Kirkburton, Huddersfield.
Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
Careful with the 'H' word. We'll have David Soul's lawyers on the phone before you know it
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I had to do 155 to catch that Clio who shot past me doing 140 on the M62 on sunday morning. Must have been Steve's bro'in-law 
Had to show him that he wasn't really THAT quick though
<flame suit on> not big, not clever, not proud, did enjoy it, would have been hung if caught <suit off>
<not bothered head back on>
to catch that Clio who shot past me doing 140 on the M62 on sunday morning. Must have been Steve's bro'in-law Had to show him that he wasn't really THAT quick though <flame suit on> not big, not clever, not proud, did enjoy it, would have been hung if caught <suit off>
<not bothered head back on>
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From: If you rev it, they will come!
Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
Average speed to work this morning...
17.5 mph
17.5 mph
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
I had to do 155 to catch that Clio who shot past me doing 140 on the M62 on sunday morning. Must have been Steve's bro'in-law Had to show him that he wasn't really THAT quick though
<flame suit on> not big, not clever, not proud, did enjoy it, would have been hung if caught <suit off>
<not bothered head back on>
to catch that Clio who shot past me doing 140 on the M62 on sunday morning. Must have been Steve's bro'in-law Had to show him that he wasn't really THAT quick though <flame suit on> not big, not clever, not proud, did enjoy it, would have been hung if caught <suit off>
<not bothered head back on>
to that sort of behaviour but as you are rapidly turning into my personal chauffeur I say good on ya for showing that Frenchie some real Va Va Voom
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
I had to do 155 to catch that Clio who shot past me doing 140 on the M62 on sunday morning. Must have been Steve's bro'in-law Had to show him that he wasn't really THAT quick though
<flame suit on> not big, not clever, not proud, did enjoy it, would have been hung if caught <suit off>
<not bothered head back on>
to catch that Clio who shot past me doing 140 on the M62 on sunday morning. Must have been Steve's bro'in-law Had to show him that he wasn't really THAT quick though <flame suit on> not big, not clever, not proud, did enjoy it, would have been hung if caught <suit off>
<not bothered head back on>
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Originally Posted by STEVECHAPS
If it was a black one t'was him
Let him stay quite a bit in front so if he braked like an idiot for whatever reason I'd have plenty of warning, and it wouldn't look like racing either
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From: If you rev it, they will come!
Originally Posted by corradoboy
I had to do 155 to catch that Clio who shot past me doing 140 on the M62 on sunday morning. Must have been Steve's bro'in-law Had to show him that he wasn't really THAT quick though
<flame suit on> not big, not clever, not proud, did enjoy it, would have been hung if caught <suit off>
<not bothered head back on>
to catch that Clio who shot past me doing 140 on the M62 on sunday morning. Must have been Steve's bro'in-law Had to show him that he wasn't really THAT quick though <flame suit on> not big, not clever, not proud, did enjoy it, would have been hung if caught <suit off>
<not bothered head back on>
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Oi, Mr. Chairman ! Where the new thread for the April meet
To save you the time and the possibility of getting the date wrong again it'll be thursday 28th of April. You may also want to mention the trackday (9th) and Phil's charidee bungee (24th).
To save you the time and the possibility of getting the date wrong again
it'll be thursday 28th of April. You may also want to mention the trackday (9th) and Phil's charidee bungee (24th).
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You mean this one?
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416941
Not quite of the corporate identity title but it's a start
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416941
Not quite of the corporate identity title but it's a start
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From: WYIOC. The Foxglove, Kirkburton, Huddersfield.
Originally Posted by corradoboy
Oi, Mr. Chairman ! Where the new thread for the April meet
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Err.. scuse me? Shurely Shome mishtake... I'm an honest up front Black Country Lad who oozes charm, charisma nd bucket loads of talent...
Just don't as what I'm doing here.. OK?
Just don't as what I'm doing here.. OK?
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
Originally Posted by Alan C
Err.. scuse me? Shurely Shome mishtake... I'm an honest up front Black Country Lad who oozes charm, charisma nd bucket loads of talent...
Just don't as what I'm doing here.. OK?
Just don't as what I'm doing here.. OK?
Dazza's **** has got fat of late
