Update:

A recon mission a few mins ago has revealed thus far no further enemy activity, however due to the enemies tactics consisting of night time raids into friendly territory one could assume they are simply lying in wait for the opertune stime to strike, Traps still set just in case!

 

pmsl.......excellent mate!

 

Covert Op Tactics required

Phase 1 - Set up a discreet "hide" in the corner of the boot

Phase 2 - Go to the nearest field and roll about in cowsh*t for an hour (they can smell fear you know) just to throw them off your scent.

Phase 3 - Pack lightly (Infra Red goggles, waterproofs, combats and kendal mint cake) and prepare for a night in the "hide"

Phase 4 - Set up a perimeter guard, a couple of understanding mates c/w lookout towers. Place strategically.

Phase 5 - Set up camp

Phase 6 - Wait


Phase 7 - Wait


Phase 8 - Wait...but by now your mates may be a little disgruntled so start a camp fire and get them to join in a few tunes.


Phase 9 - Wait


Phase 10 - Wait


Phase 11 - Get up in the morning remove yourself and mates from the back of the Volvo and get on with normal day life as if nothing unusual was going on.

Phase 12 - Prepare for another night in the Volvo....and so on until the little buggers appear.

And when they do.....

Can I recommend.....


Heat seeking missiles, they can duck, weave and bob without luck, then BOOM

Job Done


Roo with not alot goin on at work

 

My mum had a mouse running around her patio, so i set a killer trap and waited,

20 mins later snap,

i went to see the offending item,,, **** me it was hoppin around with the trap attached to its back leg,,

did a quick terminal weight process and dispacched the ****** to the bin,,,

i reset the trap and went out,, no joy on my return so i went to bed,,, next morning, no cheese no mouse and no fecking trap!!!!

we found the trap complete with skeleton attached 6 weeks later un the undergrowth at the bottom of the garden...

the next door naeighbours cat must have grabbed the ****** a sit was in the trao and done a runner!!!


M

 

My mum had a mouse running around her patio, so i set a killer trap and waited,

20 mins later snap,

i went to see the offending item,,, **** me it was hoppin around with the trap attached to its back leg,,

did a quick terminal weight process and dispacched the ****** to the bin,,,

i reset the trap and went out,, no joy on my return so i went to bed,,, next morning, no cheese no mouse and no fecking trap!!!!

we found the trap complete with skeleton attached 6 weeks later un the undergrowth at the bottom of the garden...

the next door naeighbours cat must have grabbed the ****** as it was in the trap and done a runner!!!


M

 

Hmmm thought every one knew........... Mice DON'T like Cheese but love chocolate

 

...and you recycled them too!

 

Longest first post on a thread ever?

 

Top thread mate

 

evil, thats pure class mate

had me in stitches!!!!

BB