i tried a google and found no pictures or anything

maybe he meant "burnt" ??

 

Evening Micky....

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https://www.scoobynet.com/smashed-my-17-t536350.html

 

French Toast.?

 

Is that the same as eggy bread? Whisk some egg inards, dip bread in and then in the fryin pan?

Thats a f.ucked monitor you have

How you finding life as a singleton, you'll be needing a new cruise ****

 

Lisa was on a day off today and decided to goto the sunbed place. Had 6 minutes only usually goes on for 3 mins.

Than in her infinite wisdom, decided to have a walk to the other sunbed place next to hers to "See how much it is there"

Whilst browsing the prices, then thinks, "Ooh, wonder what the sunbeds are like here?"

And goes and has another 3 min blast.

She's never had a tan in her life, got fookin toasted at ten of the best, she did.

Don't really think the light needs to be on since she's like a f.uckin beacon, tomato colour doesn't come close.

Wonders why I've got no sympathy for her.

Wonders why she burnt her ****

 

LMFAO!!!!!!!

wimin no yor limitz

 

Evening Chaps,

When you have a missus like I have, you get used to eating some strange things.

Curly Toast is a result of having something else on her mind whilst cooking breakfast. Side one is toasted for 15 seconds and then turned whilst still anaemic. Side two is then forgotten about because there is an interesting article on Richard and Judy. When black and smoking, it is then scraped over the sink (leaving a mess all over) and results in 'Curly Toast'.

I was promised something foreign for dinner on Sunday. When questioning it's origin, she replied that the Frozen Chips were from Iceland.

Martin

 

Martin, your missus makes toast like Lisa....... poorly.

She made me some the other day. It was incinerated, asked why, she said it was different bread to usual but was meant to be toasting bread or some ****e like that.

Had a look at the bread next morning; was toasting bread alright. In a f.ucking toaster. Doorstep outside my front door is smaller than these bread slices were.

3/4 inch thick bread doesn't toast good under the grill. She had the cheek to ask why I was pissed off

Tesco's own from now on

 

It's great, kocked one out this after without the fear of being caught

Pub this evening and return home ,guess what???? no-body twisting

Even better STARFISH in the bed tonight

Mick

PS. Evening Martin,Micky.

 

Ah, the simple things in life

You'll be on a diet of ready meals soon, anything microwave-able

 

must admit, mines away to Africa for a month and its been a non stop wankathon ever since

plus no nagging about downing the beers, and the complimentary nighttime starfish, its the total package

 

Can you Microwave a eight pack

Must find out wich is the microwave.

 

might have to swallow my pride and make up with Miss Speye.....

Well the washing pile is getting bigger,also those bloddy dishes dont seem to wash themselves

 

just stroke your stress away

 

 

Evening all.

Well only 1 day left at work, then a week spent lying about doing f.uck all

 

Evening Micky,yep the weekend is nearly upon us

Mick

 

Sure is.

Mines gonna last 10 days though

 

Mines lasted 6 weeks so far

 

Only cos you were sleepworking

 

Two weeks time and i have a fortnight off Bring it on.

 

Off from what? The dishes?

 

No those microwave meals come in handy little plastic tray,type thingy's

Just need to get mesel some top of the range plastic cutlery

Or could just go to ASDA in the morn for my pre-work breckie and nick there cutlery...

 

Thats a good plan. Ask for it to take out if possible and the cutlery is free

 

The worst thing is,not the dishes or cooking or doing the washing meself..but


Having to go to the fridge for my beers

AAhhh, now there's an idea,i'll move the fridge next too me

 

Call the UN! Or the Red Cross!

Thats a cruel and unusual punishment.

Move the fridge for sure, but, sue Miss (EX) Speye for damages

I wouldn't dream of fetching my own beer

 

Solicitors in the morn then

 

thunder and lightening has started

bet todays valets dont turn in

 

I'm hoping my van gets blown to smithereens when I'm not in it.

Then I can start my hols a little bit earlier

 

I was working in Wallsend when the storm started.Jezz did it not half lash it down