thats not me either you meanie

 

Surely an aero bar boot is better due to it being less weight

 

OOOOH Luvley Bubbly

 

sounds like a good excuse, just wish that was my bootlid so it was true

 

Who's is it then?

Didn't think steve was that much of a meanie.

 

he was so horrible, i cried for hours

 

I hadn't realised he was such a rotter

Naughty Steve

 

Evening Chaps

 

How do mick(speye). Why aren't you out sampling life and fine ales?

Skint like me?

 

Well what an absolute ******* of a day. Stone fell from a back of a tipper and smashed the windscreen on the Chysler Limousine, then the drive shaft snapped, then one of my drivers has just come in and said some little idiot in a metro reckons that my limo has driven into him although there is no damage to the Limo. Any advice on people making false claims should I phone the Police straight away or what.

 

Fun Version:

Tell him to f.uck off, beat him with a stick whilst wearing gloves then phone the police. Plant said stick in his hands and say he came in and attacked you.

Not much fun version:

Phone the law to cover yourself.

 

hard to prove either way, is it really worth trying to claim for a metro?

tell the lad that a missing dustcap would probably write a metro off, due to lack of any real worth and take it from there

is the metro bad?

 

Yes brassic mate

 

I will just have to finish the last 12 beers in the fridge instead.

And if im stil fit after that , i'll down Miss Speye's wine

May be Hungover in the morn

 

Been to a very civilised do in Wylam, ended up in town and have to get up at 6am for work.
Bring it on

 

Not totally, got a generous other half

Richie, I'm sorry to say I think you're a bit of a mentalist. 6am

That's just wrong. My eyes will be glued shut then.

 

just been outside to rub down "MR X`s" white bubble bootlid and the rain is dam cold, hands started feeling all winter`y


bubbles are through to the primer coat, i think it is the thinners that accidentally got sprayed onto the bootlid when i was demonstrating the spray gun to meanie-steve.

i think i can get away with a local repair with my new paint "flick skills"
will paint it later on before i go home from work

 

It's her mothers fault it's cold. She watered the plant's in the garden so it pi$$ed down.

My f.uckin heads in bits. Should really stop drinking earlier in the night than half two.

 

i woke up with a "kebab hang over" this morning


not good

bootlid now painted and is drying out before i take the car outside

 

IM RUFF

 

cant see anything myself

 

Me neither?

Well just to be sociable, I thought I would have a can or few.

So glad I didn't go to that jap show in wakefield today. If the weather was anything like here, I'd be soaked through and probably stuck in a field.

 

Evening.

 

mmmmmmm
crispy bacon and scrambled eggs for breakfast

 

Bacon, sausage and bean sarnie from greasy spoon sarnie van for me. Was well nice

 

One slice of 'curly' toast for me........ yummie

Martin

 

Evening all, Micky i may get back to you about that monitor

 

Evening mick

What happened to your monitor?

Spill beer on it?

*friendly non-patronising *

 

what is curly toast>?

 

I was gonna google it to try and find out but couldn't be arsed.

Maybe it's like eggy bread