WYIOC - New Meeting Venue - Thursday 25th Nov
16 November 2004, 08:43 PM
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Sonic, you may find the following items useful...
Mick, late reply, I know, but your post didn't go unnoticed. If it's not a rude question, how mush is the meeting between OZ's finest and Wakey Met's kerbs gonna cost?
Mick, late reply, I know, but your post didn't go unnoticed. If it's not a rude question, how mush is the meeting between OZ's finest and Wakey Met's kerbs gonna cost?
16 November 2004, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by hawkthescoobslayer
p.s. by {ock i was refereing to the diy clock building al's done in clock monthly.... at least that's the name Harry told me the mag was
I think it's for people that pat their modified Porsches in an affectionate manner.....
16 November 2004, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Harry_Boy
Paul, there is one called Ruf Slappers Journal....
I think it's for people that pat their modified Porsches in an affectionate manner.....
I think it's for people that pat their modified Porsches in an affectionate manner.....
1) Corradoboy (due to lack of sympathy towards al's stricken brother NO)
2) Harryboy - Horlicks
3) Dazza - He's never asked me
4) Madgrip - jealousy will get you no where
5) Mick - after his ******* you must be joking
6) Nick - just happend to rhyme with mick eh??
7) Sticky - how do i explain ive had sticky stuff on my leather seats huh?
8) KnobbySP1 - Knobby on my seats see above nuff said
9) Apple - an apple a day keeps the porsche away
10) J4CK50N - he's always training anyways
11) Corradogirl - corradoboys a girl (shudders unontrollably)
12) Dazzette (Dazza in drag, 'cos he's smitten with the thing) - We don't do drag
13) Mrs Sticky (Me in drag, wearing Dazza's tights and miniskirt) - see above
14) HarryGirl... (You get the drift...) - ive already said that
15) Barman from the Trading post - who's going to serve the drinks then eh??
16) Chef from the Trading Post - who's going to cook our food??
17) Washer upper from the Trading Post - dirty glasses anyone??
18) Green ball from the ball pool at the Trading Post - One ball short of a ball pool anyone
19) Air freshener from the Gents at the Trading Post - with all us blokes there it should stay
20) Bulb from the ladies at the Trading Post - you shouldnt pick flowers
21) Bottle of Fairy Liquid from the Trading Post Kitchen - see 17
22) Stevechaps (Sorry mate, almost forgot you!) - Who??
23) Stevechaps (Two runs, to make up for almost being forgotten) - do i know you??
24) Stevechaps ('Cos I feel REALLY guilty at having almost forgotten you) - can't be anyone immportant
25) Anyone else who I've not remembered - alzheimers again
26) As above, just in case there's more than one of you - what did I just say
27) Molly Sugden and her Hi-Fi equipment - never liked emerdale anyways
28) Mrs Slocombe's ***** - im allergic to pussies (apple apple)
29) Chris's holey inner tube from last Saturday - enough of the rim
30) The thorn that resulted in no.29 - dont see the point in that
31) Dazza's Bonsai tree (With Dazza holding it, just to make sure it doesn't get damaged) - damm tree huggers grr
32) The toilet cleaner from the Trading Post (Dazza's just phoned me to confirm his new job) - the trading post has a clean toilet
33) Dopey - Dwarfs scare me
34) Sneezy see 33
35) Grumpy see 33
36) Bashful see 33
37) Doc see 33
38) Sleepy see 33
39) Happy see 33
40) The guy from the fancy dress store that supplied Dazza with the above 7 costumes - again mlud we dont do drag
41) Snow White (Dazza in drag, face paint and high heels) - see 12
42) Mick's in-tact rim - mick's rim aint going no where near my leather
onder2: 43) Apple, just to stop him talking about Mick's rim - apple spouting micks rim isnt going to do his chances any good
44) The inevitable bloke from the car park who was just sitting having a pint and has come over to see what's going off - flasher
45) Corradoboy, who's just returned from nipping home to get his video camera so he can do a bit of in-car fimling - **** productions inc ehh??
46) HB's dogs - no uglies allowed
47) Sticky's dogs - see above
48) Anyone else got a dog? - and again
49) Dazza's gerbil, which of course, he has to accompany, just to make sure it's gonna be okay - gerbil baiting is a particularly nasty afflication
50) A half drunk pint of Stella, with attached Sticky - if youre only half drunk you're not allowed
51) Chalk from the Trading Post pool table, 'cos it felt left out - what about the cheese it can't be left out can it?
52) Cue from the Trading Post pool table (the short one, Steve) 'cos it refuses to do another thing unless it gets equal opportunity status with the chalk - if there a short queue how can you get a ride then huh?
53) Those little green things with three eyes from Toy Story (could be another clever Dazza ploy) - there called boogers and no
54) Corradoboy, 'cos he forgot to press the 'Record' button on number 45 - what another chance like yeah right
55) Sticky, along with a couple of wet wipes to clean up his 'spillage' from no. 50 - at least that may placate the wife but still no
56) Dazza, with an industrial sized pallet of wet wipes to clean up his spillage from no.s 3, 12, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 41, 49, and 53 - Spillage of what??? see no 7
57) Dazza, spillage from 56 - and again damm dazza you cant control yourself
58) The Kwik Fit Fitter, as a polite gesture for replacing nackered rubber all night - ill buy him a condom (only rubber he's touching tonight)
59) The Kwik Fit Fitter's 21 year old sister (Probably be the longest 'spin' of the night ) - probably dazza in drag anyways so NO
60) The Kwik Fit Fitter's 64 year old mother (Probably the shortest) - see 46
61) The Kwik Fit Fitter again, to look for his mother's teeth - gummy bear
62) The Kwik Fit Fitters vertically challenged friend (doesn't know him from Adam, but he's just bought him a pint) - see 33 scarey
63) More spillage to clean up... - sticky stuff again see 7
64) The chap from up the road, who wants to know why this bleedin' Porsche has gone up and down his street 63 times already this evening - he's the interbred brother of no 44 (shudders)
65) The copper who turned up after no. 64's phone call to complain about the Porsche - told him about no 49 and boy was he pi$$sed
66) The copper's mate, 'cos they'd heard something about a Porsche - went to try and find this half drunk stella loitering with intent
67) Chief Inspector - no ones inspecting my chief!!
68) CID - dont know anyone called CID??
69) Traffic warden - dazza trying it on again
70) Dazza, cos he felt left out - he's still in drag so NO see above
71) Corradoboy, cos There was no tape in the camera - youve had yer chance-
72) The RUF technician, who's been called out to see why the satellite tracking for this particular vehicle kept going round in circles - Sprechen sie Deutsch?
73) the boss from RUF, who demanded that the car was immediately returned to the factory for a thorough overhaul following reported satellite tracking problems - nein
so that only leaves one person doesn't it
alan r u ready
ME
16 November 2004, 10:48 PM
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So, ladies, gentlemen, Al and Hawk. We would like to cordially invite you to our new monthly meeting location at the Post Office, just off the M1 at Haigh, all are welcome, why not turn up and have a FREE ride (Oooeeerrr!!) in Hawk's new BeePorschtle, just buy him a drink and promise him your fittest female relative. Hope you all have a good night at the POST OFFICE, Nr HAIGH
That's the Post Office, Nr. Haigh, for those of you with Porsche inflicted hearing disorders or sibling folicle problems.
(Right lads, that's got rids of those two, now to appoint a new chairman at the Trading Post on the 25th)
That's the Post Office, Nr. Haigh, for those of you with Porsche inflicted hearing disorders or sibling folicle problems.
(Right lads, that's got rids of those two, now to appoint a new chairman at the Trading Post on the 25th
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16 November 2004, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
(Right lads, that's got rids of those two, now to appoint a new chairman at the Trading Post on the 25th )
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16 November 2004, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by simpsons !
My 100th post this !!!!! Ok the real mens car's You mean the ones that need servicing every 4500 miles and have a crap web site that's why your still hanging out with us lesser mortals ?
Ok the real mens car's You mean the ones that need servicing every 4500 miles and have a crap web site that's why your still hanging out with us lesser mortals ? Is the ONLY defence that Scooby owners can come up with the old '4500 mile service interval'?
Sir, I put it to you that you have never experienced the phenomenon (do doo de do doo) that is a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution. The incredibly sharp and communicative steering, the IMMEDIATE throttle response, the 'on demand' power oversteer, the 'to-die-for' Recaro seats that grab hold of your *** and clamp onto it like Graham Norton on Viagra, the rear legroom, the EXCLUSIVITY (not a word you could ever assosciate with a 'preza). When you have all the above, then a 4.5k service interval is well worth it!
May I just quote from a text message which I received only last week from a Scoobynet member...
"Took a test drive in an FQ330 today, round a load of twisties. Dude, what can I say! The Scoob is up for sale"
For a free demonstration please see your local 'proper car' enthusiast at the next meeting.
Thank you for your time, and remember, it's called EVOLUTION for a reason. Perhaps the Impreza should be re-christened.
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16 November 2004, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Harry_Boy
Are there any height restrictions?
PUZZLED!!!
16 November 2004, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
Do you have someone in mind?
PUZZLED!!!
PUZZLED!!!
16 November 2004, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
You need a change of username...
*Leaves himself wide open.....
****Open to deliberate misinterpretation by Apple, that is.....
16 November 2004, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Harry_Boy
Typical Evo owner. Goes back for another go....
16 November 2004, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
How about ROGET'S_F'KIN_THESAURUS!!! ?
16 November 2004, 11:08 PM
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Oooh, look 1,300 posts. Only another 2,000 or so to go to catch up. Assuming you stop NOW.
Which wouldn't be a bad idea.
(It'd stop you 'avin' a go at me if nowt else)
We going anywhere on Saturday?
Which wouldn't be a bad idea.
(It'd stop you 'avin' a go at me if nowt else)
We going anywhere on Saturday?
16 November 2004, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
...because even he didn't realise it was THAT much better than a Scoob, and needed the second chance to be totally convinced...
16 November 2004, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
Ooops!. Just remembered I'm going to Suffolk on Sat to do...er... something
17 November 2004, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Harry_Boy
Just a thought..... Is The Trading Post now aware that we will be descending on them en masse next Thursday????
17 November 2004, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by hawkthescoobslayer
me and al are going to the old post office aren't we??
All the WYIOC ppl are off to The Trading Post.
Al and Hawk have their own ickle thing goin' on....
17 November 2004, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by hawkthescoobslayer
Well at least al still likes me