WYIOC - Change of Venue
Originally Posted by Harry_Boy
Gawd - it's Sid James & Kenneth Williams 
Just need Fattie Jacks now....
Reminds me, where's Al???

Just need Fattie Jacks now....

Reminds me, where's Al???

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From: WYIOC. The Foxglove, Kirkburton, Huddersfield.
Originally Posted by hawkthescoobslayer
im sure Jack5son will not appreciate your insinuation regarding his physical prowess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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From: WYIOC. The Foxglove, Kirkburton, Huddersfield.
Right guys.
As Dave said, where are we meeting tomorrow?
We have Dave, Al, Daz (I think..), Sticky (now he's signed a release form) and me.
Anyone else wanna add some input?
As Dave said, where are we meeting tomorrow?
We have Dave, Al, Daz (I think..), Sticky (now he's signed a release form) and me.
Anyone else wanna add some input?
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From: From : somewhere between here & there - also at wyioc.co.uk - are you?
Outraged!!!!!
and definately sniggering!!!!!

You guys crack me up!!
With all the bloody running etc that I do there is no way I can be fat so

Cheers
J4CK50N - slim (not fat)
and definately sniggering!!!!!

You guys crack me up!!
With all the bloody running etc that I do there is no way I can be fat so

Cheers
J4CK50N - slim (not fat)
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From: WYIOC. The Foxglove, Kirkburton, Huddersfield.
Originally Posted by J4CK50N
Anyways where is our fearless leader? And has anyone seen Al? 

Or was it Molly? 
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" The central heating broke so I had to light the oven and hold my ***** in front of it to warm it up."
MRS SLOCOMBE
Examining a display of cuddly toy animals):" But they're all dogs. Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?"
CAPTAIN PEACOCK:" I'm told people prefer the real thing."
" If there are any leftovers my ***** gobbles them up in a flash."
MR GOLDBERG:" You Mrs Slocombe will be the head ***** washer."
MRS SLOCOMBE:" Ohh! I'll be in seventh heaven."
" Having a bath at six o'clock in the morning played havoc with my *****!"
MRS SLOCOMBE: " I cannot afford to take a ten percent pay cut."
MR SPOONER:" You could always send your ***** out to work."
" I inadvertantly dropped [some perfume] on my ***** and I had tomcats throwing themselves at my catflap all night."
MRS SLOCOMBE
On the phone to a neighbour) " Go to the front door, bend down and look through the letterbox. If you can see my ***** then drop a sardine on the mat."
" I realised he means more to me than anything in the world, except my ***** of course."
"The surgeon came in and took one look at it and said,'that's got to go'. Twenty minutes later my ***** was in a basket on the way to Scotland."
"Well if I'm not home on the stoke of six my ***** goes mad!"
"I never having any trouble getting up in the morning, my ***** is like an alarm clock."
"I hope this isn't going to take long. The last time I was late a fireman had to climb out of my window and risk his life on a narrow ledge trying to grab hold of my *****."
"Mr Humphries, leave my ***** alone!"
MRS SLOCOMBE
Examining a display of cuddly toy animals):" But they're all dogs. Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?"CAPTAIN PEACOCK:" I'm told people prefer the real thing."
" If there are any leftovers my ***** gobbles them up in a flash."
MR GOLDBERG:" You Mrs Slocombe will be the head ***** washer."
MRS SLOCOMBE:" Ohh! I'll be in seventh heaven."
" Having a bath at six o'clock in the morning played havoc with my *****!"
MRS SLOCOMBE: " I cannot afford to take a ten percent pay cut."
MR SPOONER:" You could always send your ***** out to work."
" I inadvertantly dropped [some perfume] on my ***** and I had tomcats throwing themselves at my catflap all night."
MRS SLOCOMBE
On the phone to a neighbour) " Go to the front door, bend down and look through the letterbox. If you can see my ***** then drop a sardine on the mat."" I realised he means more to me than anything in the world, except my ***** of course."
"The surgeon came in and took one look at it and said,'that's got to go'. Twenty minutes later my ***** was in a basket on the way to Scotland."
"Well if I'm not home on the stoke of six my ***** goes mad!"
"I never having any trouble getting up in the morning, my ***** is like an alarm clock."
"I hope this isn't going to take long. The last time I was late a fireman had to climb out of my window and risk his life on a narrow ledge trying to grab hold of my *****."
"Mr Humphries, leave my ***** alone!"
cant make tomorrow evening guys, got to work again & dont finish till 9pm 
good news is my contract is over after tomorrow so I can come out to play soon
Phil (one of a very few evo owners on the dole)

good news is my contract is over after tomorrow so I can come out to play soon

Phil (one of a very few evo owners on the dole)
Sorry guys.. passed out for a second then. Got it back under control now..
OK.. Sticky's scoring put this venue at the top on most terms....
So, unless there's another suggestion, may I suggest a re-run at the Trading Post, Whitwood?
This is to look the place over again, chat to mein host, and discuss further developments as the decision time is nearing to ensure we get a place sorted for the 25th.
It's my 36th Birthday on Friday.. so you can buy me an OJ & Lemondade..
OK.. Sticky's scoring put this venue at the top on most terms....
So, unless there's another suggestion, may I suggest a re-run at the Trading Post, Whitwood?
This is to look the place over again, chat to mein host, and discuss further developments as the decision time is nearing to ensure we get a place sorted for the 25th.
It's my 36th Birthday on Friday.. so you can buy me an OJ & Lemondade..
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From: WYIOC. The Foxglove, Kirkburton, Huddersfield.
Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
" The central heating broke so I had to light the oven and hold my ***** in front of it to warm it up."
MRS SLOCOMBE
Examining a display of cuddly toy animals):" But they're all dogs. Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?"
CAPTAIN PEACOCK:" I'm told people prefer the real thing."
" If there are any leftovers my ***** gobbles them up in a flash."
MR GOLDBERG:" You Mrs Slocombe will be the head ***** washer."
MRS SLOCOMBE:" Ohh! I'll be in seventh heaven."
" Having a bath at six o'clock in the morning played havoc with my *****!"
MRS SLOCOMBE: " I cannot afford to take a ten percent pay cut."
MR SPOONER:" You could always send your ***** out to work."
" I inadvertantly dropped [some perfume] on my ***** and I had tomcats throwing themselves at my catflap all night."
MRS SLOCOMBE
On the phone to a neighbour) " Go to the front door, bend down and look through the letterbox. If you can see my ***** then drop a sardine on the mat."
" I realised he means more to me than anything in the world, except my ***** of course."
"The surgeon came in and took one look at it and said,'that's got to go'. Twenty minutes later my ***** was in a basket on the way to Scotland."
"Well if I'm not home on the stoke of six my ***** goes mad!"
"I never having any trouble getting up in the morning, my ***** is like an alarm clock."
"I hope this isn't going to take long. The last time I was late a fireman had to climb out of my window and risk his life on a narrow ledge trying to grab hold of my *****."
"Mr Humphries, leave my ***** alone!"
MRS SLOCOMBE
Examining a display of cuddly toy animals):" But they're all dogs. Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?"CAPTAIN PEACOCK:" I'm told people prefer the real thing."
" If there are any leftovers my ***** gobbles them up in a flash."
MR GOLDBERG:" You Mrs Slocombe will be the head ***** washer."
MRS SLOCOMBE:" Ohh! I'll be in seventh heaven."
" Having a bath at six o'clock in the morning played havoc with my *****!"
MRS SLOCOMBE: " I cannot afford to take a ten percent pay cut."
MR SPOONER:" You could always send your ***** out to work."
" I inadvertantly dropped [some perfume] on my ***** and I had tomcats throwing themselves at my catflap all night."
MRS SLOCOMBE
On the phone to a neighbour) " Go to the front door, bend down and look through the letterbox. If you can see my ***** then drop a sardine on the mat."" I realised he means more to me than anything in the world, except my ***** of course."
"The surgeon came in and took one look at it and said,'that's got to go'. Twenty minutes later my ***** was in a basket on the way to Scotland."
"Well if I'm not home on the stoke of six my ***** goes mad!"
"I never having any trouble getting up in the morning, my ***** is like an alarm clock."
"I hope this isn't going to take long. The last time I was late a fireman had to climb out of my window and risk his life on a narrow ledge trying to grab hold of my *****."
"Mr Humphries, leave my ***** alone!"


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From: WYIOC. The Foxglove, Kirkburton, Huddersfield.
Originally Posted by Alan C
It's my 36th Birthday on Friday.. so you can buy me an OJ & Lemondade.. 

Right, so we're meeting 2moz at the Trading Post? Eight-of-the-clock? In the evening?
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From: WYIOC. The Foxglove, Kirkburton, Huddersfield.
Originally Posted by MadGrip
either that or he had a very hard paper round when he was younger 



Originally Posted by Alan C
It's my 36th Birthday on Friday.. so you can buy me an OJ & Lemondade..

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From: WYIOC. The Foxglove, Kirkburton, Huddersfield.
Originally Posted by hawkthescoobslayer
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwww what the **** do you want with that black guy out of Naked Gun and lemonade............... the mind boggles


PS. Hawk, why aren't you out driving? Waiting for more Optimax to be refined, I guess...
Last edited by Harry_Boy; Nov 9, 2004 at 11:03 PM. Reason: 'Cos Hawk is awake and not in the Driver's Seat...
Originally Posted by Harry_Boy
Yeah, where is our junior member, Simpsons!??

PS. Hawk, why aren't you out driving? Waiting for more Optimax to be refined, I guess...

PS. Hawk, why aren't you out driving? Waiting for more Optimax to be refined, I guess...

going to stirling tomorrow
luckily ive cleared the credit card for the trip.
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From: WYIOC. The Foxglove, Kirkburton, Huddersfield.
Originally Posted by hawkthescoobslayer
going to stirling tomorrow
luckily ive cleared the credit card for the trip.
luckily ive cleared the credit card for the trip.
We might even get to see The Strangler (or whatever you Christened it...) before 2005...
Damn. There was a fatal flaw in my plan to get away with the earlier birth year routine. My friggin WYIOC application.
I knew I should have lied back then to try and get the student rates...
Ok.. Trading Post it is. 8pm.
I knew I should have lied back then to try and get the student rates...

Ok.. Trading Post it is. 8pm.
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Originally Posted by Alan C
Damn. There was a fatal flaw in my plan to get away with the earlier birth year routine. My friggin WYIOC application.
I knew I should have lied back then to try and get the student rates...
Ok.. Trading Post it is. 8pm. Where I will willingly pay for everyones drinks all night and offer a free taxi service for those who would like to leave their cars at home in order to partake of a few pints of Old Peculiar. I know it's my birthday, but I'm such a nice chap that I'll bend over backwards to accomodate the lot of you (But that's a different story)
Anyway, I digress, as the alcoholic Milky Bar Kid once said... "The aclopops are on me..."
Al
I knew I should have lied back then to try and get the student rates...

Ok.. Trading Post it is. 8pm. Where I will willingly pay for everyones drinks all night and offer a free taxi service for those who would like to leave their cars at home in order to partake of a few pints of Old Peculiar. I know it's my birthday, but I'm such a nice chap that I'll bend over backwards to accomodate the lot of you (But that's a different story)
Anyway, I digress, as the alcoholic Milky Bar Kid once said... "The aclopops are on me..."
Al
I must be getting old.. I don't remember typing all that!
Must be true.. best I nip round to the cashpoint then..
Then again.. looking very closely at the grammar.. that is definately a Yorkshire inflection and not a good old, honest to goodness, salt of the earth black country twang..
BTW.. the refferals bit is what I'm doing to you now.. to the mods..
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s'okay, I've just found out for myself. It's a good thing, and there's me thinking I'd p1ssed P**D**** off!!! 
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Originally Posted by Alan C
Damn. There was a fatal flaw in my plan to get away with the earlier birth year routine. My friggin WYIOC application.
I knew I should have lied back then to try and get the student rates...
Ok.. Trading Post it is. 8pm. Duck...
Where OI will willinly poi for everiwunz drinks all noiiight, duck, end offer a froi texi sorvice for thewse who wud loike to leave their cars arome, duck, in order to partake of a few pints of Owd Peculiar, me duck. OI know it's my birthday duck, but OI'm such a noice chep, duck, that OI'll bend over backwards me duck, to accomodate the lot of youse (But that's a different storee, isn'tit, me duck)
Anyways me ducks, I digress, as the alcoholic Milky Bar Kid once said... "The alcopops are on moooooooiiie..."
Al
I knew I should have lied back then to try and get the student rates...
Ok.. Trading Post it is. 8pm. Duck...
Where OI will willinly poi for everiwunz drinks all noiiight, duck, end offer a froi texi sorvice for thewse who wud loike to leave their cars arome, duck, in order to partake of a few pints of Owd Peculiar, me duck. OI know it's my birthday duck, but OI'm such a noice chep, duck, that OI'll bend over backwards me duck, to accomodate the lot of youse (But that's a different storee, isn'tit, me duck)
Anyways me ducks, I digress, as the alcoholic Milky Bar Kid once said... "The alcopops are on moooooooiiie..."
Al


