"Any officer caught sniffing the seat of the excercise bike in the womens gym will be courtmarshalled"

 

the backwards episode is brill - does anyone have series 3 on dvd - I hear you can watch backwards in reverse...

I think Psirens gets my vote "I know what you want - you want to squeeze my buttocks together to make a juicy giant peach" & the scene with 2 Listers when they get him to play the guitar to find the real one - ROFL

 

"The real Lister truely believes he can play like the ghost of Hendrix!"

That juicy giant peach bit always plays havoc with my undercrackers - whats the girls name? well fit. "Stay back Pete Trances sister!"

 

Pete Tranter wasn't it?

Love the bit where they try to lure the cat onto the planet - "there's only women left, barely 2000 of us - we beg you, make love to us, make love to all of us!"