The story of the chav:

A thing that many ppl mistake as being HUMAN. In fact actually it isn't humanbut a less evolved primate. Chavs were kept as play things for children. Children used to love these toys as they were so easy to confuse and you could win any game against them. The toys began stealing. The most likely object was anything that LOOKED LIKE gold. These Were then melted down and made into large hooped earings and chains. An unsuspecting blonde was then fooled into mating with a chav fooled by the FOOLS GOLD. Hence chavs were born into the human population. From that point onwards humanity has strived to rid itself of this primitive species but unfortunately failed. They have come to like baseball caps and any clothing that is white. They tend to smell, ussually of lynx (as they believe that it smells nice - poor souls). They can also be spotted with their trousers tucked into their socks. They are often mad and try to start fights with people like myself (strangely enough they always loose). These morons also beleive that smoking is cool, and they will often be spotted smoking a cigarette. You can often spot them wearing 'supposed' fashionable sports wear i.e. Nike. Although many can't afford this so they either steal it or buy Mike.