matt85

how about...

131) s2000 Vs elise Vs vx220 turbo

132) chavs

133) 205's

134) eBay

135) What should i get STI8 or EVO VII??

Marky-San

<Yawn> I take it most of you reprobates dont own a Subaru then?

I'm sure 99% of these 'comments' can be found on any other car site.

CraigH

LOL no theres someone who falls into the "if the cap fits" category.

Have owned a couple of Subarus actually. At the time it was the fastest and bestest

akshay67

Chavs in scoobies

Marky-San

Craig H - I contributed on page 1 of this thread, but its just repeating now. So sook my plums!

davyboy

That backs up another trend of this BBS - no one reads the bloody replies!

Dapster

137) Person A "What should I choose, Ferrari 360 Challenge or 911 GT3 RS?"

Followed by 583 replies of people seemingly fully up to speed about 2 cars that have sold to about 15 people in the UK, none of whom would have got the means to buy that sort of car by spending hours on SN each day dissing cars they could never, EVER afford! You can almost see the (c) Evo, (c) Car Magazine, (c) Sun following every thread that starts..."the problem with the 360 mate, is that..."

138) What would be faster 0 - 60. A Mondeo ST220 modified so far from the original that the V5 says "erm, not sure" vs Scooby which was once a perfectly respectable showroon WRX and is now so Chavved up that Lizzy from Wifeswap would be too traumatised to drive it? Also, the track is on that bit of bumpy road by the industrial estate, the air con may or may not be on, and the driver is a professional plasterer, about 16 stones and eating a Maccy Dee during the run. Oh, and it is possible that it may be timed on my G-Shock stopwatch.

wrxtankie

END OF THREAD

Take all that away and you have nothing left of SN.
lol

jasey

186. People not reading replies

187. People complaining about people not reading replies

juan

Spot on Dapster

The Evo tank only holds 3 litres

All scoobs melt piston 3

N/A spanks turbo

Everyone takes their preferred bits from stories they've read / heard / misheard 15th hand about various motors, then spreads the manure ever further and thinner, just with their own additional bias!

You'd think they'd driven hard everything they comment on

(guilty as charged myself 'cept I know I'm right )

Jye

Moggie corner

191) Lets shoot some cats

192) Lets not

CraigH

That wasn't "really" a contribution though was it. More a half hearted apologetic statement of truth if anything

Sorry, but I have to admit to backing up another trend of this BBS nowadays. No-one reads the bl00dy replies!

juan

group buy on Burberry caps

rear seat tidy - group buy

judgejules

193) Lets get 2.9565E+23 post in here as I want to improve my post count!

194) I've got xyz post count so I iz more uber dan j00 !

195) Im so totally totally lame/bored/sad/uber (delete as applicable) that I'm going to spend the next three hours adding new posts to this same thread even though there is a minimum post timer active so I have to sit here and stare at nothing until my post gets through.

Brendan Hughes

I'm so mad, some guy/stoopid bitch/ old fogey ALMOST caused me to crash.

(Followed by 300 perfect drivers all recounting how some idiot almost caused them to crash anytime in the last two years).

I'm so upset, I just crashed.

(Followed by 300 sympathising drivers who were all pretty much perfect except for a momentary dose of bad luck or encounter with something which wasn't their fault)

(Followed by a few wise old birds saying "Serves you right, *******, be more careful next time")

(Followed by general free-for-all, usually ending up with a group hug not entirely coincidentally at half-past Stella at night.)

Brendan Hughes

What music / CDs have you got in your car right now?

Jye

199) you are all chavtastic scum like scooby pilots, beneath me if truth be told, even
though I drive the same car as you all

200) please give me some attention, even if you tell me I'm a complete w@nker

201) I drive both an M3 and an Impreza so I can now enter any SN debate and
hopefully win

202) I'm not gay, not that being gay isnt ok, in fact you're not a real man until you
are in touch with either your own gayness or an air steward

203) I'm pleased you care enough about me to post this.......... YAWN

scooby-tc

iTrader: (2)

why havent i been spotted? am i invisible!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ProperCharlie

subtle, jye, very subtle...

Brendan Hughes

i need some buy-to-let advise can anyone help?

Brendan Hughes

Its "advice" not "advise", some people on here have terrible English, it really anoys me the standards of todays education.

Brendan Hughes

Get stuffed *******, you don't know my education, I write perfectly good letters at work but can't be bothered here while I'm enjoying myself. And you need apostrephes and it should be "anNoys", so you're not really perfect are you?

Jye

205) Dunno wot you mean PC

Brendan Hughes

Do you mean "apostrophes"?

Jye

LOL @ Brendan

ProperCharlie

ffs - have you not got anything better to do than spend all day posting on SN? don't you have a job? in my job we can't leave our work station in between breaks. i've seen people sh*t themselves cos they couldn't take a break for the toilet. i've seen one bird drop a sprog cos she couldn't wait until a break - she chewed through the umbilical cord and carried right on working. you don't know your f*ckin born , mate. neither did her baby. he just laid there on the floor until someone got social services round and they took the little blighter away. no-one ever saw the baby again. apparently he works for nissan as well now, but not in the same plant as us, obviously. i seen one old guy drop down dead cos he couldn't wait until a break to die. it totally screwed up the line. we all thought he was an inconsiderate c**t; not waiting until the end of the shift. brendan, you're just stealing from your company in the end of the day, all the bl00dy time you waste p*ssing about on here. if you don't put in the graft, you never get anywhere ok?

Trashman

Well M8 I got done for 200mph+ across that zebra and got off wiv a £10 fine and a kiss from the judge. That was of course wiv a letter from work...

I've just read all this thread and I'd like to say...

I haven't read all this thread BUT...

Sorry if I posted this in the wrong section

I'm new here - followed by "use search"
Is there a Scoobynet for (insert marque)?

Dapster

Brendan - absolute corker!

SomeDude

PC, I blame the generation of freeloading Brits living in places like Portugal etc

I also blame firemen

ProperCharlie

is there a scoobynet for piranhas?