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137) Person A "What should I choose, Ferrari 360 Challenge or 911 GT3 RS?"
Followed by 583 replies of people seemingly fully up to speed about 2 cars that have sold to about 15 people in the UK, none of whom would have got the means to buy that sort of car by spending hours on SN each day dissing cars they could never, EVER afford! You can almost see the (c) Evo, (c) Car Magazine, (c) Sun following every thread that starts..."the problem with the 360 mate, is that..."
138) What would be faster 0 - 60. A Mondeo ST220 modified so far from the original that the V5 says "erm, not sure" vs Scooby which was once a perfectly respectable showroon WRX and is now so Chavved up that Lizzy from Wifeswap would be too traumatised to drive it? Also, the track is on that bit of bumpy road by the industrial estate, the air con may or may not be on, and the driver is a professional plasterer, about 16 stones and eating a Maccy Dee during the run. Oh, and it is possible that it may be timed on my G-Shock stopwatch.
Followed by 583 replies of people seemingly fully up to speed about 2 cars that have sold to about 15 people in the UK, none of whom would have got the means to buy that sort of car by spending hours on SN each day dissing cars they could never, EVER afford! You can almost see the (c) Evo, (c) Car Magazine, (c) Sun following every thread that starts..."the problem with the 360 mate, is that..."
138) What would be faster 0 - 60. A Mondeo ST220 modified so far from the original that the V5 says "erm, not sure" vs Scooby which was once a perfectly respectable showroon WRX and is now so Chavved up that Lizzy from Wifeswap would be too traumatised to drive it? Also, the track is on that bit of bumpy road by the industrial estate, the air con may or may not be on, and the driver is a professional plasterer, about 16 stones and eating a Maccy Dee during the run. Oh, and it is possible that it may be timed on my G-Shock stopwatch.
#160
Spot on Dapster
The Evo tank only holds 3 litres
All scoobs melt piston 3
N/A spanks turbo
Everyone takes their preferred bits from stories they've read / heard / misheard 15th hand about various motors, then spreads the manure ever further and thinner, just with their own additional bias!
You'd think they'd driven hard everything they comment on
(guilty as charged myself 'cept I know I'm right )
The Evo tank only holds 3 litres
All scoobs melt piston 3
N/A spanks turbo
Everyone takes their preferred bits from stories they've read / heard / misheard 15th hand about various motors, then spreads the manure ever further and thinner, just with their own additional bias!
You'd think they'd driven hard everything they comment on
(guilty as charged myself 'cept I know I'm right )
Last edited by juan; 20 May 2004 at 05:33 PM.
#162
I contributed on page 1 of this thread, but its just repeating now
Sorry, but I have to admit to backing up another trend of this BBS nowadays. No-one reads the bl00dy replies!
#164
193) Lets get 2.9565E+23 post in here as I want to improve my post count!
194) I've got xyz post count so I iz more uber dan j00 !
195) Im so totally totally lame/bored/sad/uber (delete as applicable) that I'm going to spend the next three hours adding new posts to this same thread even though there is a minimum post timer active so I have to sit here and stare at nothing until my post gets through.
194) I've got xyz post count so I iz more uber dan j00 !
195) Im so totally totally lame/bored/sad/uber (delete as applicable) that I'm going to spend the next three hours adding new posts to this same thread even though there is a minimum post timer active so I have to sit here and stare at nothing until my post gets through.
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I'm so mad, some guy/stoopid bitch/ old fogey ALMOST caused me to crash.
(Followed by 300 perfect drivers all recounting how some idiot almost caused them to crash anytime in the last two years).
I'm so upset, I just crashed.
(Followed by 300 sympathising drivers who were all pretty much perfect except for a momentary dose of bad luck or encounter with something which wasn't their fault)
(Followed by a few wise old birds saying "Serves you right, *******, be more careful next time")
(Followed by general free-for-all, usually ending up with a group hug not entirely coincidentally at half-past Stella at night.)
(Followed by 300 perfect drivers all recounting how some idiot almost caused them to crash anytime in the last two years).
I'm so upset, I just crashed.
(Followed by 300 sympathising drivers who were all pretty much perfect except for a momentary dose of bad luck or encounter with something which wasn't their fault)
(Followed by a few wise old birds saying "Serves you right, *******, be more careful next time")
(Followed by general free-for-all, usually ending up with a group hug not entirely coincidentally at half-past Stella at night.)
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199) you are all chavtastic scum like scooby pilots, beneath me if truth be told, even
though I drive the same car as you all
200) please give me some attention, even if you tell me I'm a complete w@nker
201) I drive both an M3 and an Impreza so I can now enter any SN debate and
hopefully win
202) I'm not gay, not that being gay isnt ok, in fact you're not a real man until you
are in touch with either your own gayness or an air steward
203) I'm pleased you care enough about me to post this.......... YAWN
though I drive the same car as you all
200) please give me some attention, even if you tell me I'm a complete w@nker
201) I drive both an M3 and an Impreza so I can now enter any SN debate and
hopefully win
202) I'm not gay, not that being gay isnt ok, in fact you're not a real man until you
are in touch with either your own gayness or an air steward
203) I'm pleased you care enough about me to post this.......... YAWN
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
i need some buy-to-let advise can anyone help?
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
Its "advice" not "advise", some people on here have terrible English, it really anoys me the standards of todays education.
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
Its "advice" not "advise", some people on here have terrible English, it really anoys me the standards of todays education.
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Well M8 I got done for 200mph+ across that zebra and got off wiv a £10 fine and a kiss from the judge. That was of course wiv a letter from work...
I've just read all this thread and I'd like to say...
I haven't read all this thread BUT...
Sorry if I posted this in the wrong section
I'm new here - followed by "use search"
Is there a Scoobynet for (insert marque)?
I've just read all this thread and I'd like to say...
I haven't read all this thread BUT...
Sorry if I posted this in the wrong section
I'm new here - followed by "use search"
Is there a Scoobynet for (insert marque)?