Impreza Chavs
Actually I drove back with a firm young Latino Chica- she's a demon in bed.

I think you forgot to end that sentence with 'in my head'.
Anyone with a real lass or without an inferiority complex doesn't feel the need to resort to spouting this kind of sexual performance drivel you dirty old steamer. D'oh I mean dreamer.
Smacks of wishful thinking.
The way you talk about women (Seem to remember you leching after the secretaries at work poor ladies) makes it sound like you'd be one of the first to jump on a chav bint given the opportunity!
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Jacko- It's not Mycráp, he was just an offensive ***.
Nacro has some very valid points and I agree with a lot of what he says but just not the way in which he delivers it.
You can't expect to come away without flak from people who are offended, or in a lot of cases on SN, just simply don't understand his core sentiment.
The bragging of one's personal position does him no favours either. I know for a fact there are some on here that would be able to buy him out and sit his wealth in the corner and forget about it.(assuming what he tells us of course).
The Impreza is indeed in a league where it can be afforded by almost anybody. At that point any make of car has it's reputation ridiculed.
When the XR3 was new is what out of the reach of many, soon it was Fords ****óris and every c*** had one, dragging it's cred to base levels.
I always think if you have to wait for years for a main stream car then it's has already become popular and some what tarnished. If you buy when something is dear and relatively exclusive then it's cred is firmly intact.
As for the exhaust thing, well, any car below 400bhp doesn't really need a big bore exhaust, let alone a drain.
My g/f's import had a channel tunnel left- over piece that made it sound louder than a ww2 bomber. It was embarrassing with only 280hp because cars making no noise at all still glided by with ease in some cases.
The pipe is now standard and is much more fun. There is now no pretence of it being a road ninja but merely a quickish quiet car.
Everybody to their own though.
Nacro has some very valid points and I agree with a lot of what he says but just not the way in which he delivers it.
You can't expect to come away without flak from people who are offended, or in a lot of cases on SN, just simply don't understand his core sentiment.
The bragging of one's personal position does him no favours either. I know for a fact there are some on here that would be able to buy him out and sit his wealth in the corner and forget about it.(assuming what he tells us of course).
The Impreza is indeed in a league where it can be afforded by almost anybody. At that point any make of car has it's reputation ridiculed.
When the XR3 was new is what out of the reach of many, soon it was Fords ****óris and every c*** had one, dragging it's cred to base levels.
I always think if you have to wait for years for a main stream car then it's has already become popular and some what tarnished. If you buy when something is dear and relatively exclusive then it's cred is firmly intact.
As for the exhaust thing, well, any car below 400bhp doesn't really need a big bore exhaust, let alone a drain.
My g/f's import had a channel tunnel left- over piece that made it sound louder than a ww2 bomber. It was embarrassing with only 280hp because cars making no noise at all still glided by with ease in some cases.
The pipe is now standard and is much more fun. There is now no pretence of it being a road ninja but merely a quickish quiet car.
Everybody to their own though.
christ.. Is this thread still running.. 
But I suppose anyone who spends a lot of time at home on the internet can find anything, even a young latino Chica for a wife, probably not that expensive either in the "LadyBoy" model

Phil

But I suppose anyone who spends a lot of time at home on the internet can find anything, even a young latino Chica for a wife, probably not that expensive either in the "LadyBoy" model

Phil
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quote: "Where is NARCO?"
Well sad sacks/non-believers I took a trip 60 miles west to Pau, SW France for the historic grand prix and have been out enjoying myself before popping back into the office to give the impression I've been earning todays fat pay packet. I think it's important to provide some proof, a bit like the picture I posted some time ago of the view from my office window.
Think of the picture proof as like the owner of a recalcitrant puppy rubbing the animals nose in it's own ****.
Here's a picture of me driving up from Palmerai towards the chicane, taken about an hour and a half ago. I've got some nice pictures of the lovely Kataya as well, although they aren't for public consumption.

I love the doubters on here, I suppose it's better to believe that someone is lying rather than face the facts that you live some of the saddest lives possible. The reason I love lording over you people (well maybe not all of you-after all some of you seem like OK people) is that you are exactly the kind of talentless trash that I believe drags the UK down to the level of the sewer and precisely the reason I've left the place.
Have a nice weekend saps, oh and for the doubters I suggest you shut your fat mouths before you make even bigger fools of yourselves. Hehehehe.
Well sad sacks/non-believers I took a trip 60 miles west to Pau, SW France for the historic grand prix and have been out enjoying myself before popping back into the office to give the impression I've been earning todays fat pay packet. I think it's important to provide some proof, a bit like the picture I posted some time ago of the view from my office window.
Think of the picture proof as like the owner of a recalcitrant puppy rubbing the animals nose in it's own ****.

Here's a picture of me driving up from Palmerai towards the chicane, taken about an hour and a half ago. I've got some nice pictures of the lovely Kataya as well, although they aren't for public consumption.
I love the doubters on here, I suppose it's better to believe that someone is lying rather than face the facts that you live some of the saddest lives possible. The reason I love lording over you people (well maybe not all of you-after all some of you seem like OK people) is that you are exactly the kind of talentless trash that I believe drags the UK down to the level of the sewer and precisely the reason I've left the place.
Have a nice weekend saps, oh and for the doubters I suggest you shut your fat mouths before you make even bigger fools of yourselves. Hehehehe.
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Its the self-congratulatory crap that catches my attention.
You don't find many successful and happy people who feel the need to highlight how great they are over and over.
You don't find many successful and happy people who feel the need to highlight how great they are over and over.
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Thing is I've always been a bit of a sadist, look at Katayas backside for proof of this. I don't carry cuffs and restraints around for nothing
Originally Posted by juan
Its the self-congratulatory crap that catches my attention.
You don't find many successful and happy people who feel the need to highlight how great they are over and over.

You don't find many successful and happy people who feel the need to highlight how great they are over and over.

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So are the naysayers ready to eat humble pie yet? If not force feeding is always an option.
Big enough to admit you were wrong? LOL
thought I'd add for jye's benefit Kataya and I are f*ck buddies, that's all, she's a submissive girl who likes to be shown a good time buy a fit young man with a penchant for dishing out a spanking.
Big enough to admit you were wrong? LOL
thought I'd add for jye's benefit Kataya and I are f*ck buddies, that's all, she's a submissive girl who likes to be shown a good time buy a fit young man with a penchant for dishing out a spanking.
Its the self-congratulatory crap that catches my attention.
You don't find many successful and happy people who feel the need to highlight how great they are over and over.
Keep it coming.

Would you like us to work out where the unhappiness stems from?
You don't find many successful and happy people who feel the need to highlight how great they are over and over.
Keep it coming.

Would you like us to work out where the unhappiness stems from?
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So are the naysayers ready to eat humble pie yet? If not force feeding is always an option.
Big enough to admit you were wrong? LOL
Big enough to admit you were wrong? LOL
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Of course it matters what you think, even the lowest of you, after all without subjects where would a ruler be? It's all about having fun and a bit of give and take, can you understand that ajm?
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Thats actually very true, however hes not that old so that quiet dignity still needs working on, I am sure he'll get there one day 

The words he uses to fantasize about women makes him sound 50+ to me
hitting 60 would put him in the same ballpark as mycroft!
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Fantasize? I prefer to do rather than dream, as for my age I just hit 30 but fortunately still have all my hair, no paunch and the blood still pumps to the relevant areas harder than a heavily modified skyline on full boost.
Ah so all this 'backing of a good woman' stuff you hit me with ages ago, the steady GF who you have been with since you were 12 years old, since primary school, through thick and thin, (apart from a brief respite at uni while you sowed your wild oats) the one who caught you fu*ing her friend one night, she's out the picture now is she? Ah, I see it all now, I think............
Yeah, best to have a few on the go m8, get rid of any old slappers and grab some new tottie I say, LOL
Yeah, best to have a few on the go m8, get rid of any old slappers and grab some new tottie I say, LOL
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Fantasize? I prefer to do rather than dream, as for my age I just hit 30 but fortunately still have all my hair, no paunch and the blood still pumps to the relevant areas harder than a heavily modified skyline on full boost.
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You seem to be interested in living vicariously jye, always the last resort of those without a life of their own.
As it interests you so much my long term girlfriend is away with her lover for the week.
As it interests you so much my long term girlfriend is away with her lover for the week.
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Fantasize? I prefer to do rather than dream, as for my age I just hit 30 but fortunately still have all my hair, no paunch and the blood still pumps to the relevant areas harder than a heavily modified skyline on full boost.
Its the self-congratulatory crap that catches my attention.
You don't find many successful and happy people who feel the need to highlight how great they are over and over.
Ah so you *do* all the secretaries now then, rather than just fantasize over them as you mentioned last month.
You old stud.
And I thought you were just all torque!
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"Its the self-congratulatory crap that catches my attention.
You don't find many successful and happy people who feel the need to highlight how great they are over and over."
I think you are having a problem with quality control in your posts juan you keep repeating yourself, or is this 'Groundhog day'
As I explained earlier I'm a sadist and enjoy tormenting inferior creatures for my own enjoyment.
You don't find many successful and happy people who feel the need to highlight how great they are over and over."
I think you are having a problem with quality control in your posts juan you keep repeating yourself, or is this 'Groundhog day'
As I explained earlier I'm a sadist and enjoy tormenting inferior creatures for my own enjoyment.


