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Old 26 December 2003, 02:30 PM
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Subaru Impreza Turbo'98-'00' 4/1994 215/5600 214/4000 177 5.4 144

Audi TT 3.2 quattro £29,995 6/3189 250/6300 236/3200 167 6.4 155
Audi TT (180bhp) £24,050 4/1781 180/5500 173/1950 129 7.4 140
Audi TT (225bhp) £26,750 4/1781 225/5900 206/2200 164 6.1 150

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gonna be down to driver...............


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Old 26 December 2003, 04:05 PM
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MY AUDI TT(320BHP) RECORDED THE FOLLOWING TIMES AT BRUNTINGTHORPE USING V BOX TIMING GEAR 0-60 5.14SECS,0-100 12.2SECS,1/4MILE 13.58 AT 103.67 MPH. I THINK I WOULD BEAT 90% OF SCOOBYS ON THIS SITE!
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Old 26 December 2003, 04:10 PM
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Think away! How many haircuts have you done this week????
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Old 26 December 2003, 04:14 PM
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MY AUDI TT(320BHP) RECORDED THE FOLLOWING TIMES AT BRUNTINGTHORPE USING V BOX TIMING GEAR 0-60 5.14SECS,0-100 12.2SECS,1/4MILE 13.58 AT 103.67 MPH. I THINK I WOULD BEAT 90% OF SCOOBYS ON THIS SITE!
Glad to be one of the 10% LOL
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Old 26 December 2003, 04:18 PM
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Chrisp, I seem to remember a song about 1 in 10!!!
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Old 26 December 2003, 04:29 PM
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MISTY,WHAT ARE YOUR TIMES? oh and i know a hairdresser who drives a 600bhp twin turboTT what do you reckon his chances are on this forum? 0-60 in less than 3secs and full of hairdriers etc.

[Edited by nos"TT" - 12/26/2003 4:39:57 PM]
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Old 26 December 2003, 04:42 PM
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0-60 5.13SECS, 0-100 12.1SECS, 1/4MILE 13.57 AT 103.68MPH!
is that just enough!!
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YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS 1000!!!!!!!!! WHAT A HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!





[Edited by misty - 12/26/2003 5:25:03 PM]
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Old 26 December 2003, 04:42 PM
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MY AUDI TT(320BHP) RECORDED THE FOLLOWING TIMES AT BRUNTINGTHORPE USING V BOX TIMING GEAR 0-60 5.14SECS,0-100 12.2SECS,1/4MILE 13.58 AT 103.67 MPH. I THINK I WOULD BEAT 90% OF SCOOBYS ON THIS SITE!
God there is some sh1te being written in this thread. Who really gives a toss who you can beat.
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Old 26 December 2003, 05:00 PM
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I DIDN'T TILL I READ ALL THE IMMATURE COMMENTS ABOUT THE TT,NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT IS THERE CUPRAMAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway it's just called freindly banter amongst fellow car enthusiasts!

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Old 26 December 2003, 05:02 PM
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Has your key board got a problem? or can you only write in upper case??
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Old 26 December 2003, 05:06 PM
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is that better?
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Old 26 December 2003, 05:09 PM
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Oh!! yes. It now means your not shouting anymore m8!!
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Old 26 December 2003, 05:16 PM
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sorry misty! some of the comments on this thread did **** me off hairdresser,gay! etc,etc,etc.
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Old 26 December 2003, 05:26 PM
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If you stay on here matey boy, you'll soon get used to it!!
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Old 26 December 2003, 05:39 PM
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fair comment!
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Old 26 December 2003, 06:22 PM
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Scoobs fast? Please! I gave one such a spanking the other day, I pulled over, made him relinquish his puffa jacket so that i may lag my central heating cylinder, and made him my bitch. I also forced him to turn his front fogs off and wear his baseball cap round the right.
PMSLRARONTFKMYANTR,OR (LOL) FOR SHORT
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Old 27 December 2003, 09:50 AM
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LOL You lot still posting over Xmas! Get yourself girlfreinds (boyfreinds for TT owners).
A TT IS a Gay car, full stop.

Now then nancy boys, don't get brave, or you will get bitch slapped, and get pimped out.

As for the race I had with the TT not happening, you either believe me or you don't. It DID have a small silver sticker with '225' on it under a small metal badge on the back.
If you don't beleive me, bring along your own Gay TT and I'll give it the thrashing of a lifetime.

A TT is right up there with your MX5's, MR2's, Beatle Cab (a TT with a pretty frock on), Suzuki Vitara and a whole host of other homosexual cars.
So you bought a Gay car, GET USED TO IT.


(I just love winding you shirt lifters/pillow biters/fudge packers up)
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Old 27 December 2003, 10:29 AM
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Get yourself a RWD car as your both ******* for driving 4x4 cars and you beat a car that has 65hp less what a man sorry ****** you are :-)

Or are you from the Scoobynet train of thought that a RWD car will throw you into the first ditch if it's wet ?

:-)

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Old 27 December 2003, 11:17 AM
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My last two cars were BMW's, My next maybe a Cerbera.
Are yow alriohgt mate? You seem a bit upset numb nuts.

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Old 27 December 2003, 12:12 PM
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Nos tt is Nos your only moddz???
I think mad gypsy has it spot on with his whats gay and whats not list.10/10


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Old 27 December 2003, 01:49 PM
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WOW!!!! I thought this thread was long dead! but it just keeps on going. Gay isn't that bad is it???
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Old 27 December 2003, 05:08 PM
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Stop talking about a Cerbera and get one then :-) I have been there and done that...

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Old 27 December 2003, 05:15 PM
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Am I meant to be impressed?
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Old 27 December 2003, 05:19 PM
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Thats not a tvr thats a Seat leon!!!!
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Old 27 December 2003, 05:26 PM
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Maybe taking your baseball cap off would stop your blinkered view ?

:-)

No need to state figures really, it would murder your underpowered faggoty 4x4..
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Old 27 December 2003, 05:35 PM
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While I think mn_angrybeats is a proper ****, that aint no Seat!

If a 4.5 then 0-60 in 3.9 and 0-100 in 8.3. That would blow away ANY scoob. (in the dry and in a straight line of course)

If it's a speed six then you really are a ****.
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Old 27 December 2003, 05:42 PM
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Nah it was a 4.2 mate 0-100 in 9 secs 360hp...however I will never own a TVR ever again to many problems if you get one good luck..

Then again you must know I know own a faggoty Gay 240hp Cooper S Oh and a AE86.....

I love beating TT's too, each to their own mate live an let live :-) if it wasn't for me there would be one more fat bird on the pull...


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Old 27 December 2003, 06:16 PM
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lol @ mn_angrybeats. Fair enough mate.
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Old 27 December 2003, 07:05 PM
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the Seat is behind the tvr(my attempt @ humour).
ae86 is the doggs 10/10
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Old 27 December 2003, 07:08 PM
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mn angrybeats I own a 200sx not a scooby and ive been in a 1,8 200sx that would eat any tvr barr the speed 12.
0-100 7.4

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