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#9721
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1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
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Originally Posted by ChavSaz
well actually Sir! I was on a break which means its my time
Jealousy gets you no where Are you at work???
Jealousy gets you no where Are you at work???
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Originally Posted by daveyboy94wrx
****, i go back down south on the 5th.
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Gotta go, works night out tonight. Time to upset some ***** that have done my head in all year and use beer as an excuse. Might be on later asking if anyone knows where there are any jobs going.
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here you go daveyboy!
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Just seen your post from earlier John,you've guessed it I'm at work and reading through the posts.Did get the exhaust complete,look forward to getting it put on on Monday.Sounded like you got some new arrivals at last nights meet,going to have to try and make some after xmas when I come off bloody nights.
Tony.
Tony.
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Originally Posted by Stiff
Right, just in. Black Skyline R32 GTS 2.5 turbo L-reg, needs registering, (£138 at DVLA Beverly inc 6months tax) Slight scuff on NSR wheelarch (needs painting) For a quick sale as is, I can get it for £3500. Let me know asap if anyone is interested or it will be getting registered, paintwork done and going on the forecourt for much more!