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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 12:08 PM
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1.What do you call a Chav in a box?

Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

The police.

12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?

Up the gary!

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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 12:43 PM
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Stiff
Davyboy, UK Turbo wagon due in on the 7/8 January.
****, i go back down south on the 5th.
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 01:19 PM
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well actually Sir! I was on a break which means its my time

Jealousy gets you no where Are you at work???
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 02:23 PM
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Mrsq sorry about the quick weird departure, the boss was stood behind me
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by ChavSaz
well actually Sir! I was on a break which means its my time

Jealousy gets you no where Are you at work???
Well I am now, been at BJ's drinking tea and eating fish and chips
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 04:30 PM
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Mmmm fish and chips
How can this be the uks favourite food when we buy more chinese take aways then fish and chips???
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 05:05 PM
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check this out



http://www.x40nordic.com/Media/Filmer/R1-Turbo%205.wmv
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by daveyboy94wrx
****, i go back down south on the 5th.
That's a shame mate. If it comes in any sooner I'll let you know. The black Skyline's nice but I'm guessing the insurance would be a killer.
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 05:30 PM
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Gotta go, works night out tonight. Time to upset some ***** that have done my head in all year and use beer as an excuse. Might be on later asking if anyone knows where there are any jobs going.
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 05:39 PM
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have a good nite stiff

dont hit him 2 hard
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 07:28 PM
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here you go daveyboy!

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http://www.evoposters.net/carsa/Ford-GT

hes on s/net this fella..under other cars
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 08:23 PM
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Hi all
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 08:27 PM
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its busy on here to night you must all be busy washing them scoobs they need it
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 08:47 PM
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hello
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 08:54 PM
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trickie was a good turn out last nite


6 new bods turned up

with 4 different scoobys !!
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 08:57 PM
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tony

did u get the exhaust ???????
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 09:10 PM
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ads booking car in tomorrow
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 09:29 PM
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hows it getting there?
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 10:20 PM
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http://www.jamster.co.uk/storage/vie...schImMixer.mp3
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 10:37 PM
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anyone post a small video?
less than 6 megs or show me how??

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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by new boy
hows it getting there?
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its being picked up by flat bed ads and ill pick it up when done
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Old Dec 17, 2004 | 11:26 PM
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nice one mate..
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Old Dec 18, 2004 | 12:28 AM
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Just seen your post from earlier John,you've guessed it I'm at work and reading through the posts.Did get the exhaust complete,look forward to getting it put on on Monday.Sounded like you got some new arrivals at last nights meet,going to have to try and make some after xmas when I come off bloody nights.
Tony.
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Old Dec 18, 2004 | 01:40 AM
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Cool another 500+ bhp car!!

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=388277




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Old Dec 18, 2004 | 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by colby
trickie was a good turn out last nite


6 new bods turned up

with 4 different scoobys !!
Sounds good all local lads or gals.
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Old Dec 18, 2004 | 10:00 AM
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good morning, new scoobies at meet eh
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Old Dec 18, 2004 | 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Stiff
Right, just in. Black Skyline R32 GTS 2.5 turbo L-reg, needs registering, (£138 at DVLA Beverly inc 6months tax) Slight scuff on NSR wheelarch (needs painting) For a quick sale as is, I can get it for £3500. Let me know asap if anyone is interested or it will be getting registered, paintwork done and going on the forecourt for much more!
is it that car shop in witham? im off to have a look
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Old Dec 18, 2004 | 12:40 PM
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so who cumming out to play to nite then

were & when are we all meeting !!!!!!!!!
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Old Dec 18, 2004 | 12:48 PM
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not me
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