mark shead the mapper for autronics is coming down
01 September 2003, 12:25 AM
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PMSL @ Alan, Oi keep yer puddin 2 yer self m8, 2much information 
LOL @ Mo, ya horny wee bugger ya. Keep it in yer pants man
Joanne, yeah yer right I was working on red 2day tryin 2 get all the bloody detergent off the block a certain individual left on it when he steam cleaned it, despite bein told not 2 use it [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] Stopped goin 2 Crail 4 a whilst as there was not much in the way of competition other than Andy. But hey if u r tellin me there`s some new kids on the block that are in with a shout, well I might jus make it over soon 2 slap em down
Proof lol, like the sayin goes
Truest expression I`ve heard for a long time in a film.
BTW did u r bud also tell u bout the RR day he needed to fill the tank with 3 bottles of octane booster, remap his car twice during the session and still needed temperature compensation 2 even hit 300 ?? No I didn`t think so But hey if u r happy, that`s all that matters dear Think happy thoughts n remember 2 book up early for the next dyno
Pete
LOL @ Mo, ya horny wee bugger ya. Keep it in yer pants man
Joanne, yeah yer right I was working on red 2day tryin 2 get all the bloody detergent off the block a certain individual left on it when he steam cleaned it, despite bein told not 2 use it [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] Stopped goin 2 Crail 4 a whilst as there was not much in the way of competition other than Andy. But hey if u r tellin me there`s some new kids on the block that are in with a shout, well I might jus make it over soon 2 slap em down
Proof lol, like the sayin goes
it`s not how you stand by your car, it`s how u drive it
BTW did u r bud also tell u bout the RR day he needed to fill the tank with 3 bottles of octane booster, remap his car twice during the session and still needed temperature compensation 2 even hit 300 ?? No I didn`t think so
But hey if u r happy, that`s all that matters dear Think happy thoughts n remember 2 book up early for the next dyno Pete
01 September 2003, 08:27 AM
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I'm not sure on this but didn't John have over 400 bhp on his old engine and it didn't blow up unlike some at only 300 !!!
My own car was a straighforward 'off the shelf' map with no octane booster.
My own car was a straighforward 'off the shelf' map with no octane booster.
01 September 2003, 12:39 PM
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quite interesting to see a thread like this. Did someone actually put you up for this or did you think you will do this on your own accord trying to be clever ?
You Scooby folk really crack me up. I have no interest in scoobs not what so ever but still keep getting mentioned all the time. The car scoobs I map are the ones that I have always been mapping. Which I also don’t charge any money for !!!
Saying that I have used a BRD development map as a starting point is really quite funny as the map that was in my car was never really that good. Actually it was mapped using a narrow band lambda sensor and only managed to get 265bhp out of it. So it was not a good starting point. That is what got me into mapping in the first place!!!
you will find that it took the Subaru community over a year to beak the my UK Subaru record that I had in august 2001!!!!
i was the first person to fit the EVER SO FAMOUS NOW APS intercooler. first UK scoob to break the 300bhp running 1.3bar!!
http://www.subarupower.co.uk/intercooler.htm
plus one out of 3 cars that one totb2 was mapped by myself. now where were all the scoobs at TOTB2 ? hmmmm
busy being happy with tek 3s lol. get real and start tunning your cars properly.
and by the way Only one person as ever over taken me at knockhill and that was andy F. so don’t understand your remark aboutmy car either.
However I am more than happy to bring my car to your next knockhill day and whip all your asses. BTW don’t dismiss it you may like it .
You Scooby folk really crack me up. I have no interest in scoobs not what so ever but still keep getting mentioned all the time. The car scoobs I map are the ones that I have always been mapping. Which I also don’t charge any money for !!!
Saying that I have used a BRD development map as a starting point is really quite funny as the map that was in my car was never really that good. Actually it was mapped using a narrow band lambda sensor and only managed to get 265bhp out of it. So it was not a good starting point. That is what got me into mapping in the first place!!!
you will find that it took the Subaru community over a year to beak the my UK Subaru record that I had in august 2001!!!!
i was the first person to fit the EVER SO FAMOUS NOW APS intercooler. first UK scoob to break the 300bhp running 1.3bar!!
http://www.subarupower.co.uk/intercooler.htm
plus one out of 3 cars that one totb2 was mapped by myself. now where were all the scoobs at TOTB2 ? hmmmm
busy being happy with tek 3s
lol. get real and start tunning your cars properly. and by the way Only one person as ever over taken me at knockhill and that was andy F. so don’t understand your remark aboutmy car either.
However I am more than happy to bring my car to your next knockhill day and whip all your asses.
BTW don’t dismiss it you may like it .
01 September 2003, 01:52 PM
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now where were all the scoobs at TOTB2
Didn't a certain scoob
beat ALL the EVO's on the top speed ie power Remind me Sam, didn't that "Austin Maestro" beat your car on 1/4 mile and handling ? possibly top speed too ? can't remember
lov 'n kisses
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01 September 2003, 05:46 PM
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hi john
mine is off the road actually, changing the turbo on it as that greddy was just a crap, plus the manifold cracked!!!
is your car finished yet ?
ps i am surprised that scoobee did not accuse you of stealing subaru maps and modifying them for your own use 
is not this what the ecu tek is ? modifying teh standard scooby base map
mine is off the road actually, changing the turbo on it as that greddy was just a crap, plus the manifold cracked!!!
is your car finished yet ?
ps i am surprised that scoobee did not accuse you of stealing subaru maps and modifying them for your own use
is not this what the ecu tek is ? modifying teh standard scooby base map
01 September 2003, 06:37 PM
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So which of the Garrod fleet is the present subject of expenditure and go faster bits? Beans spill
Sam, still waiting for the engine to arrive. As soon as it is in I will be commuting in it to get it run in quickly, all being well of course, and as long as I trust it to actually get me to work and back reliably. These engine swaps are not as plain sailing as I naively hoped. What turbo are you going for?
Beans spill Sam, still waiting for the engine to arrive. As soon as it is in I will be commuting in it to get it run in quickly, all being well of course, and as long as I trust it to actually get me to work and back reliably. These engine swaps are not as plain sailing as I naively hoped. What turbo are you going for?
01 September 2003, 07:08 PM
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lol welcome back john hows u mate and sorry about the jokes i didnt joke about u till joanne came and i knew she was taking revenge for u so she got me started but your always a cool dude for jokes and vice versa u can do the same with me
and andy f my hero mate congrats on yout top end run but doesnt matter in the real world haha its torque and pick up speed and God willing i have alot always did when the car aint sick, but your a cool dude
and andy u knew sams car broke down half way their why dont u be honest about it and u know what problems he had at totb2
yo alan G haha hows u dude and u are all welcome for a curry in my house and i promise i will make sure your ***** dont burn like sam the dundee bitch sorry bros just kidding
glasgow rules always will
that means alan and i are just too sexy for u bitches
hows u mate and sorry about the jokes i didnt joke about u till joanne came and i knew she was taking revenge for u so she got me started but your always a cool dude for jokes and vice versa u can do the same with me and andy f my hero
mate congrats on yout top end run but doesnt matter in the real world haha its torque and pick up speed and God willing i have alot always did when the car aint sick, but your a cool dude and andy u knew sams car broke down half way their why dont u be honest about it and u know what problems he had at totb2
yo alan G haha hows u dude and u are all welcome for a curry in my house and i promise i will make sure your ***** dont burn like sam the dundee bitch
sorry bros just kidding glasgow rules always will
that means alan and i are just too sexy for u bitches
01 September 2003, 08:17 PM
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can you please keep my *** out of this . no chance i will let you speak to the waiters in a language i can't understand again.
fact remains though, the main issue of this thread was the fact that i am a theif and dishonest according to some people on this board that don't even know me !.
oh well, what do you expect when PMT women get involved
. no chance i will let you speak to the waiters in a language i can't understand again. fact remains though, the main issue of this thread was the fact that i am a theif and dishonest according to some people on this board that don't even know me !.
oh well, what do you expect when PMT women get involved
01 September 2003, 08:36 PM
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Guys
This is a strange thread, can't really get to grips with it. Maybe I came into the Scoobynet world a bit later than others.
Anyway, I do have a few things to say:
I've met both John Banks and Sam Elasser. I believe I've also met andy.f, alan.g, teknopete and they too are friendly and helpful. They are the coolest guys I've ever met. They give you loads of advice on what to do and what not to do with scoobs (and other cars for that matter) and they are very friendly and honest.
It annoys me when these "bitchy" threads appear. WTF is all this about? Surely, the moderators should have stepped in and deleted this thread by now. What purpose is this thread serving?
Just thought I would share what I think of this thread.
Cheers
Gordon Shek
This is a strange thread, can't really get to grips with it. Maybe I came into the Scoobynet world a bit later than others.
Anyway, I do have a few things to say:
I've met both John Banks and Sam Elasser. I believe I've also met andy.f, alan.g, teknopete and they too are friendly and helpful. They are the coolest guys I've ever met. They give you loads of advice on what to do and what not to do with scoobs (and other cars for that matter) and they are very friendly and honest.
It annoys me when these "bitchy" threads appear. WTF is all this about? Surely, the moderators should have stepped in and deleted this thread by now. What purpose is this thread serving?
Just thought I would share what I think of this thread.
Cheers
Gordon Shek
01 September 2003, 08:51 PM
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I actually quite enjoy reading all the bitchyness. Highly amusing and a better crack than some of the cr@p on here (especially that fecking Atkins diet )
Stefan
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01 September 2003, 08:58 PM
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As long as nobody takes it too seriously and goes out and buys a HUGE turbo or a 2.2 or 2.3 conversion just to beat the other guys
01 September 2003, 09:08 PM
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As long as nobody takes it too seriously and goes out and buys a HUGE turbo or a 2.2 or 2.3 conversion just to beat the other guys
i will get my coat then
just kidding you know i will never do that andy
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01 September 2003, 09:11 PM
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Gordon, don't worry about the bitchiness, they are all bloody at it!!
If I didn't know them better I'd fling 'em all into the muppets but it would only give someone else a headache!!
Mo, keeping it clean please is all I ask.
Gentlemen.......happy sparring!!!!
If I didn't know them better I'd fling 'em all into the muppets but it would only give someone else a headache!!
Mo, keeping it clean please is all I ask.
Gentlemen.......happy sparring!!!!
01 September 2003, 09:20 PM
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Andy, you're not my real Father and never were..... Uncle Sam has just offered me a bigger turbo. Is he your brother or should I ask my Momma?
Moses is squatting over his burning bush after sampling too much of his own food.
Moses is squatting over his burning bush after sampling too much of his own food.
01 September 2003, 09:25 PM
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lol @ j banks no mate i was making u some dinner my dear sister j banks and andy is my uncle didnt u know im his long lost irish paki nephew with a lil german mixture
so my dear sister j banks u can have my turbo if u like the compresser wheel can wash your clothes good
and doug sure mate u know bros that im clean
and well said gordon
and sam lol sams **** is hot hee hee but j banks rather be sniffing andys hee hee i heard it smells like cockenzie mackerals haha
and andy is my uncle didnt u know im his long lost irish paki nephew with a lil german mixture so my dear sister j banks u can have my turbo if u like the compresser wheel can wash your clothes good
and doug sure mate
u know bros that im clean and well said gordon
and sam lol sams **** is hot
hee hee but j banks rather be sniffing andys hee hee i heard it smells like cockenzie mackerals haha
01 September 2003, 09:28 PM
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lol @ Sam pretending to still only have a 2.0 engine
JB I think you should go for that turbo, less competition for me
Just remember, the (bhp) value of investments can fall as well as rise
Andy
JB I think you should go for that turbo, less competition for me
Just remember, the (bhp) value of investments can fall as well as rise
Andy