john banks

Happy families My mother always said that I had a brother Do I call you "bro" then Moses? I hear you have a fascinating gang in Glasgow. If I lurn 2 do that txt msg spk that Pete does can I b in ur gang?







I give up, it took me ages to do that last sentence

Sam Elassar

i never pretended i had only a 2l but i don't need to publicise it, everyone knows exactly what i have and what i do before i even do it anyway off course that is when it come to cars :d

i have changd teh spec of my car though, i now have a 2.6l with a T51, it was either change the injectors or teh engine.


sam

Andy.F

Cool Sam.... a 2.6 Will it beat a Maestro now do you think ?

moses

lol i didnt know that one uncle andy



and j banks of course me bros haha u are a part of the southside massive i need to get u some nice bitches oh i forgot u are my sister need to get u some nice lollipops




cheers for the laughs andy and john i miss this funm it should stay like this instead of getting bitter like last time, end of the day u are all cool and i wanna go out with joanne i hope she is nice

Sam Elassar

but have you had a sky tv interview and two mag interviews too

i obviously was not concentrating too many distractions that day :d


when are we having a get together at knockhill ? how about an end of season finale thing. ?

my car should be ready in 2-3weeks
yours will still be for sale by then
john banks would still be waiting for his engine so he will need to do it in the 406


sam

moses

lol 406 is good i will let j banks borrow my evo as long as he gets insurance

john banks

I have had so much practice in that 406 I even scare T-uk and he wears a seatbelt. There are so many nice roundabouts near him bring it on I could borrow the wife's Puma and learn to drive around corners? The tyres are nearly done, so it would be a good one

moses

haha well i will bring my toyota corrola diesel then fair game

Sam Elassar

depends are we talking with or without intercooler pipes here ?

moses

i have a vauxhall too a omega can i come

Sam Elassar

maybe we should have a battle of the second cars, as most of our cars are not even ready! why did not i just buy an M3 4 years ago .

saying that i am toying with the idea of getting a proper second car. i was even tempted by a VX the other day!! now that is a practical car..............NOT.

john banks

What engine in the Omega Moses? Need to size up the competition? If it is not an MV6 or an Elite you're toast m8

Andy.F

Bottling it already Banks eh ?

moses

lol its a 2 litre so aint bad but it nice sound and volume and cd control on the steering wheel wish it was nos

Andy.F

Yes, bet you do, then you could have Sams excuse 'the hose blew off' when you get whipped

john banks

I think you a litre down in family saloons would still humiliate me at Knockhill Andy

T-uk

banks get your nose out andy's **** , anyway I thought this new car of yours drove itself round corners and would make even you fast .that pug is just scary and needs sold before you kill it.

can anyone join in the daily driver thrash?, mines a 6.8litre turbo,with semi-auto box (for lurvely flat out shifts), oil cooled brakes and huge rims

Pete, what power does big red have these days?, you must be into the 400+'s now and snapping at andy's heels the way your talking.

john banks

Please click and listen to this and do as it says

[Edited by john banks - 9/1/2003 11:01:07 PM]

[Edited by Dougster - 9/1/2003 11:13:00 PM]

Sam Elassar

does not work

Dougster

I only looked and didn't touch a bloody thing in above link!!!!

Just was checking to see file extension!!

How big Sam?

ozzy

ROFLMAO

even miserable Gordon will laugh at that

moses

lol @ doug that one is always funny


andy my dear hero and uncle i will tow u under 10 secs at crail

teknopete

Morning laydeez

Whats all this ??? U get left alone 4 1 night n u r all han baggin each other 2 death So it`s business as usuall then eh

John, wot u on bout txt`s m8 BTW can i enter the conciences carina (with custom nylon sock induction kit) in the 2nd mota rally ?
Mo, after hearing bout the redring experience think I`ll pass on the curry bud
Andy, no seen u 4 a bit m8, what up ??
Sam, what u on about 2.6 did u take the off ???
Alan, WTF r u doin up at this ungodly time geezer, thought it was jus me that had insommnia or u up 2 give the milkman a run 4 eez money
T, dunno bud, still work in progress, feels good at 12psi though

Pete

AlanG

Im up seein' the milkmans' missus while he's out wurkin'...

Alan

Thunderlips

This is great! Im off the net for 48hrs and all this happens!! Its reads like a soap opera!! You should have your own slot on channel 4! Right, Im off before I get abused as well.

john banks

Funny I was passed by a very fast milkfloat with a farm gate attached to the back of it the other day, then I realised it was a white Evo 6, but it really sounded like a milk float.

Maybe Thunderlips is the milkman's wife ?

moses

thunderlips welcome to the madhouse see j banks doesnt talk till andy comes in here first he needs back up hhaha aint that right uncle john

GordonShek

Who says I'm miserable? This is now turning into a muppet thread, the way I like it............................

What's most funniest about this thread is that all the "technical gods" are in it and having a good 'ol banter, or muppetising so to speak.

This is what this place is all about! Having a laugh and and good muppet community!

Keep up the good work!

AlanG

Where the he** did you come up with a name Thunderlips?

You look like this?


PMSL. Welcome aboard and be prepared for some more humiliation from the nuthouse!!

Alan

AlanG

Here! Here!



Alan