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Old 05 August 2003, 02:39 PM
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I'm still reading "gentleman" over and over, trying to convince myself that isn't a typo!
Old 05 August 2003, 02:43 PM
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Well. the ol shark could dispense some advice I guess lol

Seriously though, the dinner, candles, movie, massage thing is a good way to go. Dont forget a nice hug and cuddle on the sofa while the movie is on.

Of course, there are more things than just getting stuck in! if you take it easy and let nature take it's course, who knows, she might jump you!
Old 05 August 2003, 03:13 PM
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Jeeeez were crap at this

Anything to do with booze or scoobs, we know the score,women??? well that's a whole new ball game

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Old 05 August 2003, 03:40 PM
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Rabbit punch?
Old 05 August 2003, 03:51 PM
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CC, if its the wife then you should know by now

Get the kids round grandmas for the night if you've got any (thats kids, not grandmas - however if you do have kids and no grandmas you'll need to find an alternative )
Old 05 August 2003, 04:00 PM
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LOL..its not rocket science.

Well, not most of the time.

The answer is short and inexpensive.

Go home in an openly good mood, pour her a glass of her favourite wine, be attentive, ask her how she is, and then *listen* to her, offering reassurance, encouragement and agreement where required.

Don't but in with your own opinion unless asked.

The secret is not to be insincere and or smarmy with it.

Unfortunately given the attitude to sex generally displayed in your posts she'll probably think you are being both insincere and smarmy and wonder what you are up to

In that case, I'd follow the advice above and simply whip it out, shake it a few times and say "hows about it doll" - either way, you'll have about as much chance...LOL.....


Old 05 August 2003, 04:09 PM
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Boxt - are you saying that the mods deleted your post because you mentioned a date rape drug that has been splashed accross the tabloids and broadsheets and the news for the last few years????
Old 05 August 2003, 04:11 PM
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Scooby96 ... yes!
Old 05 August 2003, 04:19 PM
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be spontaneous.

if shes not in the mood....its probably because shes bored with the same routine.


alternatively...you could take her away for the weekend. hotel, different surroundings....guarenteed mate
Old 05 August 2003, 04:21 PM
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Waits for a barrage of offers for a weekend away for sexy wrx69.

Old 05 August 2003, 04:22 PM
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LOL!!!


Old 05 August 2003, 04:23 PM
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in a really sensitive way, before you take her away for the weekend, make sure that she isnt scheduled to be surfing the crimson tide that week.

otherwise that could put a dampeners on your passion making. On a side note, their not your sheets
Old 05 August 2003, 04:26 PM
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actually....most woman are at their horniest at that time
Old 05 August 2003, 04:29 PM
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just sit her on the washing machine on fast spin that should do it
Old 05 August 2003, 04:29 PM
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yeah i know, without getting into to much detail - can you imagine the look on my gfs mum when she washes the sheets after a heated session (yeah i wish) with war paint.

btw my gfs not 16 if you get the impressions, shes a student tosser 23
Old 05 August 2003, 04:32 PM
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Q: "what is the secret to getting a woman in the mood ?"

A: try paying
Old 05 August 2003, 04:49 PM
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Q: "what is the secret to getting a woman in the mood ?"

A: try paying


Oh you all pay in some way or another !!!!!
Old 05 August 2003, 06:11 PM
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CC

Just how ugly are you???
Old 05 August 2003, 08:23 PM
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Just have a w4nk, sounds like too much effort !
Old 05 August 2003, 08:29 PM
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generally, women love to fukk just as much as men do. open a few beers, stick some ben dover on the video( top geezer ), and make her your b1tch. women dont always go for the slushy stuff,sometimes they love a bloke to be a bloke give her what she wants!

p.s. no, im not some bloke with an over-active imagination who chokes his chicken looking at lingerie ads, i'm just being honest!


women love it, stop thinking they dont! and if they dont, then theres summat wrong with the relationship, and that should be sorted before even trying it on with her.
Old 05 August 2003, 08:42 PM
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Have you tried spraying her with WD40, I love the smell of that stuff
Old 05 August 2003, 09:12 PM
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if this is what happens when you get married then **** that, i'm stoppin single
Old 05 August 2003, 09:25 PM
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LOL, if she aint in the mood, bin it

Or "get" her when she's sleeping
Old 06 August 2003, 09:24 AM
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it's too fooking hot for it at the moment
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