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Old Feb 28, 2000 | 03:52 PM
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. . . and the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse!
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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 12:14 AM
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And the dyslexic agnostic insomniac, who lay awake all night wondering if there was a Dog.
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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 01:05 PM
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Why the hell havnt I seen this thread b4 now?
Why did I let my wife drive my car after I Zymoled it the other day?
Why did it have to rain on that day?
Why did she have to drive behing a lorry on a dirty country road?
Why do bloks leave the toilet seat up? ( because we want to)
Why dont I shut up?


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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 02:12 PM
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Why doesn't Penni love me any more ?

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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 02:14 PM
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Why is everyone so obsessed with Penni?
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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 02:15 PM
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Why do these people think Penni loved them in the first place?
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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 02:27 PM
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Why is everyone obsessed with Penni?

Er, noticed a huge number of women on the BBS? Thought not. Need I elaborate further?

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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 02:45 PM
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Geezer, in response to your post,see
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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 04:45 PM
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NickF: So the BBS (and the Scoob world in general) isn't exactly teeming with women. But is it really necessary for all you chaps out there to instantly start fawning and panting around the one or two girls on here (particularly as most Scoob-driving girls I know are married!)? It only reinforces the usual stereotypes of men, computers and cars.

Imagine what it looks like to any prospective female members who come across the site? Not only will they feel intimidated by the sheer number of male members (in all senses of the word - Phill Rick, that means you ) but almost every topic is littered with sad flirting which isn't even witty or subtle?

Penni seems to cope with/handle (encourage? ) it okay, but others wouldn't.

Surely the phrase should be "any <B>person</B> who owns/drives a 200+bhp car is cool in my book"???

[This message has been edited by MarkO (edited 29-02-2000).]
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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 05:37 PM
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Cool. I'm cool then.
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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 05:40 PM
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MarkO,

I was stating rather than condoning. The only fawning I'll admit to involves Bambi ......

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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 06:10 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Diablo:
<B>ANY woman who drives a car with 200+BHP is a star in my books.

Any woman who drives a black Scoob therefore attains god like status [/quote]

well over here in the states i have only attained a mere 180BHP with the mods i've done - but i am workin on it!
which leads to:
why do the scoobies in the us come stock w/165 bhp?

and my Legacy is BLACK... so....

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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 07:31 PM
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Subie Gal, You get more of everything else, you've goto get less of *something*
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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 07:44 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by MarkO:
<B>Why is everyone so obsessed with Penni?[/quote]

Why is Penni obsessed with me
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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 09:46 PM
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Why is my **** the shape of an impreza sport front seat
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Old Mar 1, 2000 | 08:39 AM
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Why can't some of you see the lighter side of life??

It was meant to be a lighthearted post to a lighthearted thread based on previous banter and postings.

I'm sure Penni saw the funny side of it, even if others didn't.

And no, the phrase shouldn't have been any PERSON who drives a car with 200+ BHP. You got the wrong end of the stick all together. There are way to many testosterone charged to$$ers out there with more money than ability to handle 200+BHP. Its a simple fact of life that more men than women drive cars such as the Scoob.

Women can be discouraged from participating in the likes of this BBS because of the whole perceived male my **** is bigger than yours domain of the cars/tuning/videogames/etc/etc thing and personally I think its really cool when people like Penni and Subiegal (sorry if spellings out) play such an active part.

I have a great respect for ANYONE who can handle powerful cars and especially women who fly in the face of the bad attitude of many so called men towards them as a result of the apparent male domination of the whole high performance vehicle thing.

Rant over.

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Old Mar 1, 2000 | 09:24 AM
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Why are so many people on the BBS incapable of spelling lose correctly?
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Old Mar 1, 2000 | 11:45 AM
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why am I a testosterone charged tosser with more money than ability??

Ive seen piccys of Subie Gal too...mmmmmm
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Old Mar 1, 2000 | 11:52 AM
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Why do I feel a desperate need to see these pictures?
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Old Mar 1, 2000 | 02:18 PM
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Why has Geezer just shot himself in the foot?

Why does Night' think I'm refering to him?

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In a better mood now
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Old Mar 2, 2000 | 12:13 AM
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D - I didnt! Its just a statement of fact
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Old Mar 2, 2000 | 08:29 AM
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Why doesn't Geezer ever remember to take the gun out of the holster before he fires?
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Old Mar 2, 2000 | 02:39 PM
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N -

Glad someone can admit to it!

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Old Mar 2, 2000 | 03:13 PM
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Why are Suzuki 4 Wheel Drives always driven by faded 40 year old blonds?

Badly.

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Old Mar 2, 2000 | 06:46 PM
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Why do car/people carriers with "SPEED KILLS" stickers on the bumper drive at 40 mph in 30 limits?

Why.....is this thread still alive?
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Old Mar 2, 2000 | 09:25 PM
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Why do peanuts seem to multiply in the dark crevices of my sofa when I've not had any for years ??

Why do I have to buy new socks each week to replace those consumed by the sock monster that lives in my airing cupboard ??

Why did it take the Abbey national over a year to change my address of my bank account despite writing to them 20 times and having a mortgae and insurance with them at my new address ??

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