Still limping with a reoccurring sprained ankle?



There are all the crappy ones like:

This face is leaving in 5minutes, make sure your on it.

<look at label in her top> just checking to see if it says made in heaven.

Get your coat you have pulled.

JGM

 

She's probably still undergoing therapy for post-traumatic stress disorder.

 

LOL

Chat up line I once used

"Mind if I kiss your pi$$flaps"

Got a slap - but it was worth it

 

"Do you play Cricket?"

"No, why?"

"I just wondered if you could take a full toss in the crease..."