Chat up lines
14 August 2002, 11:27 PM
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has anyone got any good one`s.....that work 
my favourite is you beckon the young lady over, when comes to you, you reply "see how i made you come with one finger, imagine what i can do with a hand!"
it`s never worked... yet,but it gets a smile
[Edited by FASTER MIKE!! - 8/14/2002 11:28:58 PM]
my favourite is you beckon the young lady over, when comes to you, you reply "see how i made you come with one finger, imagine what i can do with a hand!"
it`s never worked... yet,but it gets a smile
[Edited by FASTER MIKE!! - 8/14/2002 11:28:58 PM]
14 August 2002, 11:30 PM
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My mate used to use "Hi, my name's Bob and I'm from Australia". He had a broad Leeds accent but used to get a decent strike rate from it.
Can't remember any of mine as I've always been far too drunk!
Can't remember any of mine as I've always been far too drunk!
14 August 2002, 11:38 PM
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Try asking us who set up a mass scoobynet blind date the other week. We had over 3 hours of beer and car chat with the lads, so when the girlies finally turned up we were , um, a bit too lashed to have a nice, sensible conversation.... me thinks bck to the drawing board on the chat up stakes.... 
14 August 2002, 11:54 PM
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One of my most successful chat up lines was "Excuse me, can I have word?". Ensuing relationship lasting for 5 years...
Alternatively, providing you can pull it off (fnarr fnarr), try an Austin Powers line:
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past again?"
Alternatively, providing you can pull it off (fnarr fnarr), try an Austin Powers line:
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past again?"
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15 August 2002, 10:57 AM
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"can I smell your cvnt?"
(if) When you get a slap remark....
"oh, must be your feet then."
If no slap.... its worked.
maybe. Never worked for me I hasten to add, and I did use it once after a 15 pint social with the rugby club. Started a big fight.....
(if) When you get a slap remark....
"oh, must be your feet then."
If no slap.... its worked.
maybe. Never worked for me I hasten to add, and I did use it once after a 15 pint social with the rugby club. Started a big fight.....
15 August 2002, 11:20 AM
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The most bizarre chat up line that I have witnessed work was
" Your so good looking I'd **** your dad!"
Still can't believe it but it did work..
Some people are so damn spawny...
Ade
" Your so good looking I'd **** your dad!"
Still can't believe it but it did work..
Some people are so damn spawny...
Ade
15 August 2002, 11:32 AM
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Heard one on the radio the other day, made me smile;
Walk up to a girl, lick your finger, dab it on the girl's sleeve.
then say,
"I'll have to get you out of those wet clothes now..."
Walk up to a girl, lick your finger, dab it on the girl's sleeve.
then say,
"I'll have to get you out of those wet clothes now..."
15 August 2002, 12:23 PM
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Always worked this one
"hello my name is Mark. I can't think of a good chat up line but I'm going to talk to you anyway."
Only works if your are called Mark though
"hello my name is Mark. I can't think of a good chat up line but I'm going to talk to you anyway."
Only works if your are called Mark though
15 August 2002, 12:38 PM
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The best one I ever got was "How would you like to see the soles of your feet in my wing-mirrors.
Hmmm if anyone has any luck with this one let me know - 'cos it didn't do the trick with me as I was laughing too much so I think I hurt his pride (and we all know where a mans pride is!!!).
Hmmm if anyone has any luck with this one let me know - 'cos it didn't do the trick with me as I was laughing too much so I think I hurt his pride (and we all know where a mans pride is!!!).
15 August 2002, 12:59 PM
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I once tried :
Nice dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor
I got a slap..
The only comical one that worked and still married to her was :
Fancy a ride? <pause> on my bike..
JGM
Nice dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor
I got a slap..
The only comical one that worked and still married to her was :
Fancy a ride? <pause> on my bike..
JGM
15 August 2002, 01:04 PM
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Hmm, never gone for chat up lines myself, mainly cos I don't know that many, plus girls usually have heard em all.
However the classic "Get your coat love, you've pulled" is good for a laugh.
I guess the real point here is how to break the ice. Personally found that a nice smile and a 'Hi, may I buy you a drink" ususally works a treat.
However the classic "Get your coat love, you've pulled" is good for a laugh.
I guess the real point here is how to break the ice. Personally found that a nice smile and a 'Hi, may I buy you a drink" ususally works a treat.
15 August 2002, 01:49 PM
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The best one a friend of mine used to use, worked alarmingly well, was when a nice girl walked past in a pub \ club etc, shouted and pointed at her:
"Pisces!"
Most of the time it was "no, aquarius" or whatever, but that had started a conversation so it didn't matter. Or, occasionally, it was "yes, wow, how did you know?" and so he was onto a winner already.
....or one I used after spending half the night locking eyes with a girl in a pub, went up real close, almost nose to nose, and said quietly "can you finish what you've started?"
IC
(NB, she's still trying to finish what she started that night, as we have had 6 years together and two kids since then!)
[Edited by ianc - 8/15/2002 1:50:00 PM]
"Pisces!"
Most of the time it was "no, aquarius" or whatever, but that had started a conversation so it didn't matter. Or, occasionally, it was "yes, wow, how did you know?" and so he was onto a winner already.
....or one I used after spending half the night locking eyes with a girl in a pub, went up real close, almost nose to nose, and said quietly "can you finish what you've started?"
IC
(NB, she's still trying to finish what she started that night, as we have had 6 years together and two kids since then!
)[Edited by ianc - 8/15/2002 1:50:00 PM]
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Apparently I introduced myself once by saying.. 'Hi I'm James.. I've got a big c**k'
Was too pissed to remember but had us in stiches over the Sun morning fry-up!!!
P.S. Yes it did work.. well kinda - I don't think she heard me properly!!!
Was too pissed to remember but had us in stiches over the Sun morning fry-up!!!
P.S. Yes it did work.. well kinda - I don't think she heard me properly!!!
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Scooby snacks, no it was the wifes brother. He is one of those jammy ***** that gets away with saying anything to anyone. Could fall in pig **** a still come out smelling of roses.
15 August 2002, 09:11 PM
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just remembered one which i must try. standing at the door/enterance of a bar/club when young lady leaves shout "have`nt you forgoten something??... when she replys what??? you say "me!"
16 August 2002, 08:06 AM
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Never mind chat up lines;
In the Grill (Union Street, Aberdeen) - approx 10 years ago. Saw girl. Liked the look of her, she's looking at me.
Walk over - grab her - swing her round - big kiss whilst twisting (like you do in that ballroom dancing type stuff) - swing her back to her feet and say - see ya !
Will never forget the look on her face !
I wonder where she is now ?
In the Grill (Union Street, Aberdeen) - approx 10 years ago. Saw girl. Liked the look of her, she's looking at me.
Walk over - grab her - swing her round - big kiss whilst twisting (like you do in that ballroom dancing type stuff) - swing her back to her feet and say - see ya !
Will never forget the look on her face !
I wonder where she is now ?