Thread for supporters NOT moaners - Come On Keep This TOP!!
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Internet running at the work again
Got these emailed to me, thought the level was about right for this post:
Mike.
> > World Cup Humour
> > Q. You are trapped in a room with a Tiger, a Rattlesnake and an
> > English football fan. You have a gun but only two bullets, what do
> > you do?
> > A. Shoot the English football fan...........twice.
> >
> > Q. What is the difference between an English football fan and a jet
> > engine?
> > A. The jet engine will stop whining eventually.
> >
> > Q. What do English football fans and a sperm have in common?
> > A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
> >
> > Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up
> > to their necks in sand?
> > A. Not enough sand.
> >
> > Q. What is the difference between a dead dog on the road and dead
> > English football fan on the road?
> > A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
> >
> > Q. Did you hear about the UK Politician found dead in an English
> > football jersey?
> > A. The police had to dress him up in women's underwear to save
> > his family the embarrassment.
> >
> > ----------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Four surgeons were talking during a coffee break. The first one
> > says,
> >
> > "Accountants are the easiest to operate on because when you open
> > them up everything inside them is numbered".
> >
> > The second one says,
> >
> > "Nah, librarians are the best, everything inside them is in
> > alphabetical order".
> >
> > The third says,
> >
> > "Try electricians, everything inside them is colour coded".
> >
> > To which the fourth says,
> >
> > "I prefer English football fans,they're heartless, spineless,
> > gutless and their heads and ar$es are interchangeable".
It's all a good laugh eh?
Got these emailed to me, thought the level was about right for this post:
Mike.
> > World Cup Humour
> > Q. You are trapped in a room with a Tiger, a Rattlesnake and an
> > English football fan. You have a gun but only two bullets, what do
> > you do?
> > A. Shoot the English football fan...........twice.
> >
> > Q. What is the difference between an English football fan and a jet
> > engine?
> > A. The jet engine will stop whining eventually.
> >
> > Q. What do English football fans and a sperm have in common?
> > A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
> >
> > Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up
> > to their necks in sand?
> > A. Not enough sand.
> >
> > Q. What is the difference between a dead dog on the road and dead
> > English football fan on the road?
> > A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
> >
> > Q. Did you hear about the UK Politician found dead in an English
> > football jersey?
> > A. The police had to dress him up in women's underwear to save
> > his family the embarrassment.
> >
> > ----------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Four surgeons were talking during a coffee break. The first one
> > says,
> >
> > "Accountants are the easiest to operate on because when you open
> > them up everything inside them is numbered".
> >
> > The second one says,
> >
> > "Nah, librarians are the best, everything inside them is in
> > alphabetical order".
> >
> > The third says,
> >
> > "Try electricians, everything inside them is colour coded".
> >
> > To which the fourth says,
> >
> > "I prefer English football fans,they're heartless, spineless,
> > gutless and their heads and ar$es are interchangeable".
It's all a good laugh eh?
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From: Scotchland
Mike - you seem to be a reasonable chap - surely your last remark should be directed at Craig - he's the one that mentioned Bannockburn - and unless he's talking about some historical event that happened yesterday I believe that all happened before 1966 (And before Jimmy Baxters keepie uppie against the world champions in 1967 - and Archies great goal against Holland and the fantastic Scottish win again England for the Grand Slam in 1990 (if i see that fcucking try one more time I'm throwing the TV out the window)and Aberdeen's great win in Gothenberg and the Lisborn Lions and stealing Wembley to get the home nations games banned and and and and).
We all carp on about the past ("And in the past it must remain"
) - it's human nature
We all carp on about the past ("And in the past it must remain"
) - it's human nature
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It's amazing how many posts Scotland fans make about England..........you'd think with the World Cup going on that they'd have better things to do.............ooops sorry....I guess they don't.........well I suppose you can look forward to not qualifying for Euro 2004........I'm sure Bosnia will knock you out in a tense thriller
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LOL this thread still going strong I've got a Brazilian flag and a Ronaldo flag from the Brazilians at the the first game of the '98 world cup! I've also had £20 on Brazil to win the cup @ 6-1 and £20 Ronaldo to be top scorer @ 16-1 since b4 the WC started So I hope you English don't feel im just supporting Brazil because they are playing England! I think my money may be gone on Friday morning though if i were to be honest - but im not COME ON BRAZIL!!!
[Edited by Carlos The Jackel - 6/19/2002 7:10:24 PM]
I've got a Brazilian flag and a Ronaldo flag from the Brazilians at the the first game of the '98 world cup! I've also had £20 on Brazil to win the cup @ 6-1 and £20 Ronaldo to be top scorer @ 16-1 since b4 the WC started So I hope you English don't feel im just supporting Brazil because they are playing England! I think my money may be gone on Friday morning though if i were to be honest - but im not COME ON BRAZIL!!![Edited by Carlos The Jackel - 6/19/2002 7:10:24 PM]
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well i am scottish through and through also a football player and fan of scotland
but come on, England are miles better as a footballing nation than the scots
i wish England all the best for friday - they need luck - but scotland couldnt beat an egg
so, shut up, my fellow celts - England is where its at and where the world cup might be in 2 weeks time
come on England do the nation a favour - sod us scots, some have big mouths, forgive them
James
but come on, England are miles better as a footballing nation than the scots
i wish England all the best for friday - they need luck - but scotland couldnt beat an egg
so, shut up, my fellow celts - England is where its at and where the world cup might be in 2 weeks time
come on England do the nation a favour - sod us scots, some have big mouths, forgive them
James
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From: Old Codgers Home
Bloody hell, a Scot with a brain AND manners!!!!
Nice one James - need I say more? Thank You for daring to utter the truth!!
COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pete
Nice one James - need I say more? Thank You for daring to utter the truth!!
COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pete
