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Old 01 July 2016, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by fat-thomas
So is the WRX faster than the sti as nobody's mentioned in this thread yet.
The whole thread is about ****e.... so it has been
Old 01 July 2016, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by fat-thomas
So is the WRX faster than the sti as nobody's mentioned in this thread yet.

Depends on a variety of factors. Mainly colour of car and does it have neon washer jets. I'd beat both in my 205 gti, but only if I put the back seats down to improve airflow. It's a red one, which everybody knows is the fastest...


As for DNA testing, as previously mentioned, this is only as effective as the people registering their dogs. I can't see it working.
Old 01 July 2016, 01:51 PM
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DNA Registering could be forced on owners like the microchip is,but as I say this would not work due to the turd burglars.
Old 01 July 2016, 02:52 PM
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Step one...


Next step number two`s
Old 01 July 2016, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by fat-thomas
So is the WRX faster than the sti as nobody's mentioned in this thread yet.
With all the dog poo talk i thought for a min we were talking about the Wrx lol
Old 01 July 2016, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Osimabu
It wasn't only Tommy's comment. You clearly missed the main event overnight, the Devon punch up invitation, complete with one of the entrants' full address (but no mention of cream teas afterwards, sadly)!

So, should my pal start his dog DNA database petition?
Yes, and it's a good thing that the poo from this thread had been removed, but why is Paben banned? All he did was that he called the other one a name or two for slagging the OP's NSR thread off. The other one was the one who made a threat to Paben with his full address on the show. So imo Paben shouldn't have been banned. You all call one another some awful names here and remain unbanned, so Paben didn't do anything out of the ordinary tbh.

Good luck to your mate with his petition. Petitions are very popular these days.
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I should start a petition to get our Paben unbanned and perhaps get banned for it.
Old 01 July 2016, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
Yes, and it's a good thing that the poo from this thread had been removed, but why is Paben banned? All he did was that he called the other one a name or two for slagging the OP's NSR thread off. The other one was the one who made a threat to Paben with his full address on the show. So imo Paben shouldn't have been banned. You all call one another some awful names here and remain unbanned, so Paben didn't do anything out of the ordinary tbh.

Good luck to your mate with his petition. Petitions are very popular these days.
Who says Paben is banned,

Is he,

From what saw of the thread, and I saw the address posted, and a flash of handbags etc - seemed tame

I,ve probe done worse :-)
Old 01 July 2016, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
Who says Paben is banned,

Is he,

From what saw of the thread, and I saw the address posted, and a flash of handbags etc - seemed tame

I,ve probe done worse :-)

Yeah, yeah! Have a look at his posts on this thread or on any thread. It says BANNED under his screen name. So, he is really banned, hodgy.

And yes, knowing you, you would have shredded the other one quite ruthlessly!

The other one got banned as well. Paben didn't deserve it, though.
Old 01 July 2016, 07:21 PM
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Mmm, put on a pair of dark glasses and false moustache

And re logon

Can't see the problem
Old 01 July 2016, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
Mmm, put on a pair of dark glasses and false moustache

And re logon

Can't see the problem
Correct.

There was a time when we all had a few screen names; simply for fun. We used to wind one another up something chronic on the muppet show. Ah, memories!
Old 01 July 2016, 07:34 PM
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This was posted on the MLR the other day..

https://youtu.be/kJjx5bIsdMc
Old 01 July 2016, 07:34 PM
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This was posted on the MLR the other day..

https://youtu.be/kJjx5bIsdMc
Old 01 July 2016, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Osimabu
Good point that.

I quite like the idea of a dog poo burglar though. Would they be charged with foul play?
Not sure the poolice would be interested, and not sure how easy it is to get DNA from poo, you could try urine samples but guess that would just be taking the pi$$.
Old 01 July 2016, 09:28 PM
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Old 02 July 2016, 02:21 PM
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One thing about Dog Poo you never see these days ..............


Where's all the White Dog Poo?
Old 02 July 2016, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
One thing about Dog Poo you never see these days ..............

Where's all the White Dog Poo?
Beat me to it!

It was almost fossilised lol

It was so ubiquitous in the 70s and 80s!
Old 02 July 2016, 02:49 PM
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Old 02 July 2016, 03:01 PM
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Old 02 July 2016, 04:57 PM
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I see nothing much has changed around here.

As for white dog poo, it comes from dogs that eat real bones with meat on them, all this lazy 4rse chemical cr4p dried food that people feed their dogs gives nice uniform stools that are easy to handle (snigger) but if you go to the trouble of giving your dog real food and bones then you'll get the odd white stool too.
Old 05 July 2016, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
Yeah, yeah! Have a look at his posts on this thread or on any thread. It says BANNED under his screen name. So, he is really banned, hodgy.

And yes, knowing you, you would have shredded the other one quite ruthlessly!

The other one got banned as well. Paben didn't deserve it, though.
Paben has been unbanned! His name doesn't have BANNED under it any longer! YAAYE!!!
Old 15 July 2016, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted by stilover
One thing about Dog Poo you never see these days ..............


Where's all the White Dog Poo?
Originally Posted by joz8968
Beat me to it!

It was almost fossilised lol

It was so ubiquitous in the 70s and 80s!
People don't feed their dogs bones any more ..
Old 15 July 2016, 10:10 AM
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Old 15 July 2016, 02:50 PM
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We paid a visit to Capri last year. We were told by our guide that the DNA of all dogs is on file to help prevent owners letting their dogs crap on the streets. Sounds like a good idea that could work here but who would enforce it?
Old 15 July 2016, 04:31 PM
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All you have to do is get the rumor to go viral on social media saying that councils are doing it and I bet the dog fouling would half overnight.
People believe any old crap if its on Facebook, etc....

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