Dog poo
30 June 2016, 08:38 PM
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Dog poo
I thought it was time to raise the tone a bit on here (all this "Brexit" is so last week...), so any thoughts on the following idea please?
A mate, who had just trodden in some poo, suggested to me the other day that all dogs should be on a DNA database so errant owners allowing them to foul in any public spaces without clearing it up could be caught and prosecuted.
I believe a local council (Basingstoke, or Barking (ho ho) possibly?) is already in the process of trying this out.
He's all ready to raise one of those Government Petitions to try to get it debated in Parliament (as they have so much free time at the moment...) and I said I'd see what the ScoobyNet opinion was.
A mate, who had just trodden in some poo, suggested to me the other day that all dogs should be on a DNA database so errant owners allowing them to foul in any public spaces without clearing it up could be caught and prosecuted.
I believe a local council (Basingstoke, or Barking (ho ho) possibly?) is already in the process of trying this out.
He's all ready to raise one of those Government Petitions to try to get it debated in Parliament (as they have so much free time at the moment...) and I said I'd see what the ScoobyNet opinion was.
30 June 2016, 08:47 PM
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I thought it was time to raise the tone a bit on here (all this "Brexit" is so last week...), so any thoughts on the following idea please?
A mate, who had just trodden in some poo, suggested to me the other day that all dogs should be on a DNA database so errant owners allowing them to foul in any public spaces without clearing it up could be caught and prosecuted.
I believe a local council (Basingstoke, or Barking (ho ho) possibly?) is already in the process of trying this out.
He's all ready to raise one of those Government Petitions to try to get it debated in Parliament (as they have so much free time at the moment...) and I said I'd see what the ScoobyNet opinion was.
A mate, who had just trodden in some poo, suggested to me the other day that all dogs should be on a DNA database so errant owners allowing them to foul in any public spaces without clearing it up could be caught and prosecuted.
I believe a local council (Basingstoke, or Barking (ho ho) possibly?) is already in the process of trying this out.
He's all ready to raise one of those Government Petitions to try to get it debated in Parliament (as they have so much free time at the moment...) and I said I'd see what the ScoobyNet opinion was.
Any owner that allows their dog to foul public areas should be immediately shot dead, followed by their manky dog. It would only require a few such punishment deaths and that would be the end of it, no more dog mess. Could be a bit controversial though.
30 June 2016, 09:40 PM
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30 June 2016, 09:59 PM
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One of my pet hates, not so much now we have moved out of London
Now dog **** just seem to decorated trees in little pink bags
The hanging poo bag tree
Was in Moscow last week, I remarked to my wife, "no dog ****"
She replied - "no dogs"
Now dog **** just seem to decorated trees in little pink bags
The hanging poo bag tree
Was in Moscow last week, I remarked to my wife, "no dog ****"
She replied - "no dogs"
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01 July 2016, 06:27 AM
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This thread is dog poo
What about cats and them crapping in my garden when I don't even own a cat , and then they decide to walk across my car roof with ****ty feet or the screaming though the night if they manage to find a member of the opposite sex ,, at least a dog can be trained out of these things or cleaned up after ,, cats are just vermin imo
What about cats and them crapping in my garden when I don't even own a cat , and then they decide to walk across my car roof with ****ty feet or the screaming though the night if they manage to find a member of the opposite sex ,, at least a dog can be trained out of these things or cleaned up after ,, cats are just vermin imo
01 July 2016, 06:34 AM
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This thread is dog poo
What about cats and them crapping in my garden when I don't even own a cat , and then they decide to walk across my car roof with ****ty feet or the screaming though the night if they manage to find a member of the opposite sex ,, at least a dog can be trained out of these things or cleaned up after ,, cats are just vermin imo
What about cats and them crapping in my garden when I don't even own a cat , and then they decide to walk across my car roof with ****ty feet or the screaming though the night if they manage to find a member of the opposite sex ,, at least a dog can be trained out of these things or cleaned up after ,, cats are just vermin imo
01 July 2016, 09:44 AM
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We have all kinds of utterly irritating sh!te continually posted on SN from the likes of aRSe_Matt and nothing done.
Tubbs makes one tongue-in-cheek comment about cat deterrent and it's magically vaped.
Consistency isn't what it used to be.
01 July 2016, 09:58 AM
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Posting ways on how to kill an animal/pet (tongue in cheek or not) is a always going to be removed...
*cough* . . .
Originally Posted by Paben
Any owner that allows their dog to foul public areas should be immediately shot dead, followed by their manky dog. It would only require a few such punishment deaths and that would be the end of it, no more dog mess. Could be a bit controversial though.
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01 July 2016, 10:16 AM
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So, should my pal start his dog DNA database petition?
01 July 2016, 10:52 AM
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Not sure who would pay for the DNA register
It would mean that ever dog will have to be registered and DNA'd and nay change of keeper and addresses will have to be updated.
I would suspect that the only people that would ensure they follow this are the responsible owners. The irresponsible ones will ensure that any 'foul play' will lead to a dead end.
Its also quite difficult to get DNA from feces
It would mean that ever dog will have to be registered and DNA'd and nay change of keeper and addresses will have to be updated.
I would suspect that the only people that would ensure they follow this are the responsible owners. The irresponsible ones will ensure that any 'foul play' will lead to a dead end.
Its also quite difficult to get DNA from feces
