HAHAHHAHAH, genius.

 

Yeah, something like that.
It definitely seemed to keep the cats at bay, and her garden/flower beds were always in perfect condition

 

When you have a 31 pound cat, cats don't come near the house, even people don't come near our house.

Failing buying a large cat, you can buy Garlic related cat deterrent. Years back we rubbed garlic onto rockery stones to keep next doors cat away.

 

I put up a CCTV camera as something was crapping on our drive at night - every sodding morning a steaming pile o shyte that stunk to high heaven.... I was convinced it was a Fox - my missus was starting to get savage about it, she was convinced it was a small dog being walked early morning.

Turned out via the infra-red cam it was the cat that lives across the road (and has done for years) has suddenly started crapping on our drive around 4am - on the tarmac, nothing soft here - the cameras also showed that every fricking cat in the 3 mile radius seems to visit our drive during the night, but only the one across the road leaves a present for them all to sniff at.

I was glad in one way it wasn't a dog as the missus *would* have posted it through their letterbox unbagged (i kid you not!) but as its a cat options are limited.

I have bought an ebay ultrasonic scarer - has slowed it down somewhat, but still get the occasional steamer!

 

What cat is it?

 

Maine Coon. He'll be in the 2017 Guinness World Records Annual.

 

Bet that fat cat would still out run your wrx on the strip

 

He's not fat

 

Put pic up for the craic