OK, all you cat people...........
........how can Joe Public stop YOUR pet from fouling in his garden?
I have three doing so at the moment, and trust me, I WILL stop them. There is cat-crap all over and no, the dirty animals do NOT bury it. I'd like a nice cat-friendly way first please.:) |
Water pistol
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Originally Posted by Cpt Jack Sparrow
(Post 11823605)
Water pistol
Have you tried one of those plug in cat deterrent things? Neighbour of mine had one, she seemed to have good results from it. |
Like these: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-x-Pestby...8AAOSwgQ9Vw2ma ??
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Our cat was crapping down the side of next door's house in the gravel bit (fortunately we are very good friends, so it wasn't a problem), so we put a load of orange peel down there (though I believe any citrus peel will do), and it stopped immediately.
Unusual for them to do it out in the open though, so it may be difficult to cover your lawn in peel! But it they are keeping to the borders, should be too difficult. Failing that, a gun ;) |
Crossbow, Slingshot, Air Rifle
Dog Mustard Gas Proper Wall/Fence |
Get an old wall brick. Put some pepper on it, the cat will sniff it, sneeze and knock itself out when it's head hits the brick!!
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Cucumber...
Lion dung Sprinkler Airsoft gun Claymores Landmines |
Originally Posted by jason7579
(Post 11823675)
Cucumber... Cats scared of Cucumbers Compilation. - YouTube
Lion dung Sprinkler Airsoft gun Claymores Landmines A few rubber snakes might do the job, failing that claymores facing towards the boundaries so you don't accidentally kill yourself :lol1: |
I've got some razor wire on order to be delivered tomorrow (with any luck) from these guys: http://www.birminghambarbedtape.co.uk/
Not to keep the cats out (I wish my problems were that trivial), but it will do that as a secondary benefit. :) One has taken to using the one planter as a litter tray and making a mess over teh patio (caught on CCTV). Of course what I'd like to do is trap it, so I can read its ID tag (assuming it has one ...should be law :rolleyes: ) And post the feaces to the owner with a covering letter kindly asking for them to dispose of it. :) |
Originally Posted by ALi-B
(Post 11823746)
I've got some razor wire on order to be delivered tomorrow (with any luck) from these guys: http://www.birminghambarbedtape.co.uk/
Not to keep the cats out (I wish my problems were that trivial), but it will do that as a secondary benefit. :) One has taken to using the one planter as a litter tray and making a mess over teh patio (caught on CCTV). Of course what I'd like to do is trap it, so I can read its ID tag (assuming it has one ...should be law :rolleyes: ) And post the feaces to the owner with a covering letter asking for them to dispose of it. :) Are you living in some de-militarised zone? Or Slough? |
Garlic powder,
we had a mobile 5hit delivery unit that plagued our front lawn / border for some time .. Got some garlic powder and liberally dressed the border ... its not been back for a long time .... mind you its quite pungent for the first day or so lol mart :D |
Originally Posted by Paben
(Post 11823748)
Are you living in some de-militarised zone? Or Slough?
No. Yam Yam land. :) Its getting like that though. I have a £5000 insurance excess for contents AND damage. So its a necessity to protect the home from further damage, as its going to come straight out of my pocket. Sadly after the last attempt, I need a visble deterrant to tell them to f**k off and rob somewhere else instead. |
An airsoft gun won't stop it from happening when you're not in but it will give u major satisfaction.
I can recommend an m4 fully auto with a lipo battery upgrade and premium bb's. Mate shot me from about 50feet and it broke the skin |
Originally Posted by gazney101
(Post 11823763)
An airsoft gun won't stop it from happening when you're not in but it will give u major satisfaction.
I can recommend an m4 fully auto with a lipo battery upgrade and premium bb's. Mate shot me from about 50feet and it broke the skin And he's your mate? :lol1: |
White pepper spread liberally
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The pepper and citrus peel have always worked on my cats. They now seem to like the tall cooch grass at the back of the garden out of sight from anyone.
I had a Siamese years ago that we trained to use the toilet. We place the litter tray next to the toilet and slowly raised it up using books. Eventually moved the tray over the sh#tter. We removed the tray completely after a few weeks and blow me down she used the bog. She only fell in once. |
Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
(Post 11823774)
White pepper spread liberally
Bb gun seems quite tame really |
Originally Posted by gazney101
(Post 11823763)
An airsoft gun won't stop it from happening when you're not in but it will give u major satisfaction.
I can recommend an m4 fully auto with a lipo battery upgrade and premium bb's. Mate shot me from about 50feet and it broke the skin I already have an air rifle, but it might be (over) kill. |
Originally Posted by alcazar
(Post 11823821)
Any links? I found an M4, but wasn't sure of the battery upgrade? What does that do?
I already have an air rifle, but it might be (over) kill. Knowing your luck you'll shoot yourself! :lol1: |
Originally Posted by Paben
(Post 11823825)
Knowing your luck you'll shoot yourself! :lol1:
Ahah, lol - I genuinely laughed at that But seriously we have a similar problem - neighbours cat bullies our little one - so much that we have had to put a cat litter tray in our house, despite having a huge fvcking garden The neighbours cat is a big cvntish bully Glad someone has got in the Lion Dung - saved me from posting it !!!!! I have thought of catching the bstard and soaking, and I mean really really soaking it in a bucket of water - heard that works The t0ssers called Ravi - so anyone is welcome to have a pop if they come across it Someone said to urinate on the borders - but that sounds a bit weird, plus we have a big border to defend so could take years and leave me open to accusations of being a pervert |
240v ?
By the eighth time he'll have learnt :D |
Get a dog :).
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Originally Posted by Paben
(Post 11823825)
Knowing your luck you'll shoot yourself! :lol1:
Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
(Post 11823841)
Ahah, lol - I genuinely laughed at that
But seriously we have a similar problem - neighbours cat bullies our little one - so much that we have had to put a cat litter tray in our house, despite having a huge fvcking garden The neighbours cat is a big cvntish bully Glad someone has got in the Lion Dung - saved me from posting it !!!!! I have thought of catching the bstard and soaking, and I mean really really soaking it in a bucket of water - heard that works The t0ssers called Ravi - so anyone is welcome to have a pop if they come across it Someone said to urinate on the borders - but that sounds a bit weird, plus we have a big border to defend so could take years and leave me open to accusations of being a pervert |
I have four lurchers there's not a cat left within 5 miles of the house
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Originally Posted by alcazar
(Post 11823821)
Any links? I found an M4, but wasn't sure of the battery upgrade? What does that do?
I already have an air rifle, but it might be (over) kill. |
Originally Posted by LSherratt
(Post 11823844)
Get a dog :).
She is looking at Hungarian Short haird Vizslas Fvck me dog breeders are a wierd bunch |
Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
(Post 11823874)
This is seriously on the cards, to the point that my wife took me to see a "breeder"
She is looking at Hungarian Short haird Vizslas Fvck me dog breeders are a wierd bunch |
Lol, mmmm - this breeder lived in a bungalow in Norfolk with 7 full grown dogs
Jeez, tbh I was quite proud of my wife she was well outside her comfort zone Beautiful dogs though And yet they vet you - wtf |
Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
(Post 11823841)
Someone said to urinate on the borders - but that sounds a bit weird, plus we have a big border to defend so could take years and leave me open to accusations of being a pervert |
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