A fitting choice of words, if I ever saw one

 

Van still running ok after several trips to Calais and back?

 

Welcome back I ended up using some snazzy glass tiles in the kitchen, I'll get a pic to you when I'm fully up and running again

 

Glad you got it sorted mate

 

... and already hurling the insults around with gay abandon:

https://www.scoobynet.com/1024466-sh...l#post11737435

 

You deserve nothing less, in my eyes your sort are despicable elitist scum! If you don't like what I say complain to the mods, I'm out of here in a few days anyway so knock yourself out!

 

Where are you going Chris?

 

On a 10-day 'Assertiveness Awareness' training course.


He'd asked me not to say... but with everyone getting so worried about him going missing I had to speak out.

 

No, you're kidding aren't you

 

Off to Aus after 3 years of planning

 

Best of luck on your travels mate

 

To join the rest of the convicts Good luck f1fanny.

 

Be sure to stop off in Syria on the way. Look for a guy called 'Jihadi John' or 'JJ'. He'll sort you right out!

 

You won't regret it
It's been 4 years at Christmas since the boy moved there
Lives in Adelaide
Three times salary for the same job in the uk
Just bought a massive bungalow for the price of a ex council house where we live in cumbia
3 12 hour shifts a week
2 days mountain biking
2 days surfing / siting at home
Adelaide beautiful city

He wont be back to cold ,expensive ,England that's managed by a stupid Goverment

I'm looking forward to living there 3 months of the year when he finishes building the grannie flat extension on his house in a few years time

And the weather is a bonus too

Wish I'd done the same 30 years ago

 

What!! Yet another economic migrant hell bent on wrecking a country!!


I’ll be genuinely sorry to see you go. SN won’t be the same place.


Despite your tendency for short-tempered, depressive rants you’ve made plenty of well made points that I have whole-heartedly agreed with. And, best of all, you’ve silenced many of the deluded bigots that seem to populate SN these days.


All the very best, mate.

 

Naah! I'm sure they have internet in Australia that allows people to continue to reside inside your computer, no matter where you are, on this earth.

 

Nah, the prison service hasn't connected them yet (austerity measures and what not).

 

Oh, right. Sorry, I didn't know anything about that. In that case, I think you can start learning some techniques to fill the gap, man. Learn to post some super snappy unleashed stuff after buttering your fingers a bit, and then that will get most goats bleating here, and then you can be the Junior in making.

 

Yeah, but banter's not so free-flowing and quick-witted when you've got a 12-hour delay between posts.



Titter ye not! Some friends just came back from a 4-week tour of Aus. Their only complain was at the totally cr@p broadband service.

 

Jeez, that's disappointing. I think if it was just the time difference issue, I'm sure you all can keep awake all night for banter, b!tchfight, potato fight - whatever you wanna call it. But if a single post takes.... like, 12 hours to get here on this board from there, then you lot need to develop yourself a WhatsAppNet forum.

Other than that, our young Neil may be getting trained, to take over the vacancy.

 

They sent people to Australia to be as far away as possible, from everything.

Then some blighter invented teh Internet.

 

I'm pretty sure we haven't heard the last of Chris

 

Look, it may not be as fast as Ditch's WRX (or even his Rover!) but a 1,000 miles an hour isn't exactly slow, is it?

 

Yes, but you were the one crying that SN won't be the same place without Mr. unleashed-super-snappy-butter-fingers in your #75 and then you said in #79 that quick wit banter won't be possible due to the 12 hour issue with Australia. Now you're saying that it's not exactly slow. What exactly do you want to say, Sam? Make up your mind, old bean!

Don't snap at me, I'm only bantering with you. On the other note, I'm serious about WhatApp suggestion. I have 'Family Only' WhatsApp and I get messages from my Indian family in 1 second, and that's.......like, 5000 miles away! So with that rate, you may get Mr. unleashed-super-snappy-butter-fingers' banter posts on WhatsApp every 2.5 seconds, and then you won't cry for him.

 

Oh, forgot to say that Ditchy's WRX and Rover are certainly faster than even WhatsApp, I agree.

 

I don't spend near enough time on here to step into Chris's rather prodigious shoes. That being said getting a reaction on here isn't difficult, so it wouldn't take much.

 

If he is as vociferous in Oz as he is on this board , he will find himself on his back before he can say " Pommy *******"

 

Oi, watch it, I've got family in Wales.