Originally Posted by corradoboy

I'd buy the houses of my four immediate neighbours except the pillock who lives next door, then sell them and my own to the scraggiest chav scum families I could find for £1, just to spite the tw@t. When the houses were ruined with gardens littered with scrap, old fridges, cars on bricks, beer tins, and the area decayed beyond recognition I'd laugh my **** off at devaluing his property and financially destroying the prat.