Alan C

I appear to be getting later in drafting these ditties... but in my defence I have been very, very drunk... I mean busy.

We've now entered the quiet zone.. that time of year when the nights start to close in and the rain starts to fall and the temperature drops..

I can't wait for Global Warming to really kick in, because I hate this time of year...

But this is the time when club membership counts and the fair weather club members hole up for the Winter. The die hard WYIOC members however keep coming, regardless of the weather or if Sticky is there..

Cars can still be admired when the temperature is -3 and the freezing rain is slicing through you.. The best bit is always retiring to the log fire and settling down with a pint to some great stories from Mick, Dave C, Paul and the other resident comedians..

You could always stay by the bar and listen in to the technical, driving & show & shine talk from Dave, Paul & Scott and a host of other knowledgeable guys.... Want to know about AST's, how to do a decent donut or buff your **** (gear) to a high shine?? This is the corner for you.

There'll be some adult talk from Dazza & Martin in another corner.. no doubt showing you his latest Mpeg file on his phone and looking at some Furry Triangle pictures... then venue that is... not those... other ..... ones.. **Cough** This is usually very busy.. so please queue quietly...

Flat Cap corner will be run by Apple.. this is the techncial camera & IAM corner... If you like flashing and taking 'artistic' shots ot scantily clad ladies from 3/4 mile away at the next jap show.... Head this way.

Please stay away from 'Unlucky Corner'... here you will find James spilling pints, bending down to pick up his dropped burger, standing up and banging his head on the table... all the food will go over the floor and several pints will be spilled.. he'll walk to the bar dropping his change on the way.. ony to find he doesn't have enough to order.. he'll turn around to ask and knock that old lady over the bar stool...the resultant melee will send the stool into the fire and the pub will burn down.. killing everyone inside...best stay away from this corner...

The other corner will be attended by the Catalogue men.. James, when moving from his Unlucky corner, will be here, so will Sticky....Holding chins in a Y Front sort of way and pointing at the corner of the ceiling laughing at nothing... fascinating to watch.. these guys are close to the gay corner... Stuart will be on his own in this one..

Fancy a fight? That'll be the SMACS corner.... Geddit?

Me? I'll be outside looking at the damn fine cars...

If you want to join me and all the other fabulous members... then simply show up next Thursday at the Foxglove @7:30

Usual Convoys from the Holmfield Arms Wakefield and The Brickworks , Morley, should be on... check out the sticky thread for directions....

See you there..

corradoboy

No, you won't Not this time !

RafaelChandler

Love that write up Alan,

mmm, which corner shall I go to .

Will hopefully make this one if i can get some cover at work, its been hard taking time off recently.

If not im going to Blyton so see you all there.

JAKbauer24

fooking pissed my self ......................













no no I really did



AL would be stood were

JAKbauer24

now then AL YOU BE OUTSIDE CHECKING THE AREA FOR DRYSTONE sorry FEELING A BIT GINGERly





AND whats this i spy why it's a catalog pose

Alan C

Ah.. yes... THAT pose... Lady bower Pub.. few years ago.. I WAS actually a catalogue man then.. Littlewoods.. £4,000 per day.. gave it up as I couldn't take the stick...

very realistic hair too.... Took me a good few minutes to realise you'd photoshopped it... Nearly as good as Sticky..

BTW.. Longish hair has now gone.. now look like this..identical really.



Back on topic!!

stuart148

iTrader: (12)

please can i move from the gay corner,,,im not botherd even if iv got to go in the unlucky corner,,,but its a bit **** sat on my own all the time,,,,unless you can send some one to my corner,,then id be willing to stay


stu

ps,,,,thanks alan,,,thought every one had forgotten about my gay antics

Alan C

Stu.. rest assured all your antics will be dragged up for many, many, many years. Just look at that photo of me from 2004???

Anyone fancy joining Stu in the gay corner??? No?
Come and joing us by the fire mate... Just don't stand too close to Paul..

stuart148

iTrader: (12)

no thanks mate ,,iv been told ,round the fire is for old men,,,id rather stay in the gay corner ,,,but thanks anyway lol

stu

Sticky Stuff

From the very same meet as the other Al shot.

(And dragged out the bottom of my Photobucket!)

Sticky Stuff

It would appear I have the gift of foresight

Alan C

PMSL I was looking for that one....

Hang on.. what the hell am I laughing at???

Git..

white scooby

I'll be making this months meet, anyone fancy a quick run out somewhere? Need to get my new brakes bedded in for Blyton

Sticky Stuff

Ordinarily I'd jump at the chance Si, but my cheque to HMR&C has just cleared the bank and left a hole bigger than a very large hole in it's wake.

If I get something in in the meantime I'll let you know.

JAKbauer24

you sure your not still driving this

Alan C

Aaah yes.. My 115 BHP RS Mondeo... Lovely motor

KnobbySP1

No can do I'm afraid - will be packing for me hols

Bet this is the one where Alan finally makes it since I won't be there - D'oh!

Alan C

I miss one in just over 3 years.. and this is the grief...

**Alan gets large calculator out for Ian...** Sorry mate... I was cornered.. and had to fight back..

s3emo123

Sorry will after miss this one taking other half out for her birthday

scoobyman95

No won't be there

skywalker23

Hi,

U could bring the wife to a nice little pub for some tea,,,called the foxglove,,,then pretend that u didn't know we were going to be all there...

Best of both worlds...

Real nice food....

skywalker23

We'll be there by the way.....

Apple

Ere, another one for the C&Atalogue man corner



I'll have you know that my flat cap is purest leather, buffed to a fine shine and fits my head like a glove (and no, Dave didn't spit and polish it either - that's Al's forte )

Hope to see you Thurs but might have to park in another area...

Andy

Dazza's-STi

Bloody hell you wanna watch that just for men mate, your lass is putting some serious **** in those bottles

Alan C

Cough.... It's not funny..

Well, maybe a little..

Changing the subject very quickly...

Andy.. you done those Powersation T20 stickers yet? (you did say to bug you... so consider yourself bugged )

s3emo123

I know thought of that mate but to be honest she would kill me so looks like a vindaloo at the curry house

J4CK50N

& now you know how I felt when i didnt clean my car that time !!!

JAKbauer24

TYPE 20 STICKERS THEY WERE FOR YOU WHOOPS NOW HOW DO I SAY THIS BUT IVE KINDER PUT EM ON MY FIESTA

Sticky Stuff

nope!

stuart148

iTrader: (12)

is any body meeting at the brickworks,,if so what time

stu,,

QUICK UPDATE

right me and skywalker are meeting up at the brick works at 6.50/7.00,,so if any body else wants to meet there and all set off together

stu